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An old soldier 3278 reads
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1 / 35

I use the blue bill now and then.  It keeps me going for awhile.

I recently started counting until the providers started actually gasping and moaning out loud, really loud, indicating maybe a real "O", whether true or perceived.

They started coming after 305 to 400 thrusts.  Then a second "O" seemed plausible after and additional 200 - 250 thrusts.  All predicated on me being able to hold off for that long, which has not always been possible for that long of a time.

With the cover on, I seem to last longer, l lot longer.

Just curious, any feedback would be read for sure.

Please_Quit_Bragging!!! 1537 reads
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2 / 35

Sometimes even upon entry!!!  We enjoy the time we have with the women we see, and the second verse is usually better than the first..

If you want to be a porn star, go visit Jim South!!!

But if you want honest feedback on your prowess, I expect that here in response to this post, it will be as honest as what you have received from the ladies you've seen!

mattradd 40 Reviews 830 reads
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4 / 35

I'm not that good at multi-tasking. I'm into soaking in as much of the sensory experience as I can. Counting would just distract from all my pleasure and pleasuring.

OldFollowmeSailor 1058 reads
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5 / 35

You are counting the thrusts.

Thank You
2008=27

xxmeowbabyxx See my TER Reviews 551 reads
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6 / 35

If I knew a gentleman was counting his thrusts, I would feel as if I wasn't stepping up to the plate and doing a good job.  Would that be the same as us counting the minutes?

HHHmmm... 532 reads
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7 / 35

I think old soldier must be using that new math.
Ya know ...

1...2...oohhhh....5

That's how he comes up with 205 thrusts!

mrfisher 115 Reviews 893 reads
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8 / 35

Like a pedometer, only strapped to the waist to measure lateral motions.

xxmeowbabyxx See my TER Reviews 524 reads
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9 / 35

LMAO.....thrustometer.....quick....patten it...you could make millions. Or of sailor is counting.....trillions!!!!!  J/K sailor.

zisk 86 Reviews 1222 reads
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10 / 35
mattradd 40 Reviews 970 reads
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11 / 35

I think he is more interested in doing his research. It reminds me of when I played high school baseball. Once I was recovering from an injury and had to keep the game's statistics play by play (runs, errors, etc.) Keeping the stats was not near the experience as playing the game. Being in the game meant being totally immersed in it, where keeping the stats felt like being totally removed from it.

OldFollowmeSailor 548 reads
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12 / 35

I do not count..........I just let the lady take my DINGY out and we both enjoy the motion of the ocean

Thank you
2008=27

SLOTraveler 23 Reviews 761 reads
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13 / 35

Who's going to count to 500?  I can't do that standing still, I'd get too bored...and now you're saying you're counting during the act?  Before and after her supposed "O" and you don't even lose count?  Please.

thickredbeauty See my TER Reviews 676 reads
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15 / 35

I hate to say this but the "moaning" was probably an effort to end the event.  Most women can't cum with just vaginal stimulation alone.  Those that can- it's not going to take that many pumps.  If you were on a mission to get her to scream by thrusting she may have gotten sore, tired- etc.

Personally I have a much better chance of reaching orgasm if someone kisses well, nibbles my neck, DATY well....I want to be aroused to the point that I am dying for penetration.

As for the cover- it lessens the sensation a tad so you last longer- bonus in my eyes, lol.

XO
Melanie

sleepydasher 428 reads
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16 / 35

..........you'd be smelling burning condom and your lady would be screaming for lube long before 305-400 thrusts.

And you'd be on the dns list based on low convenience factor!

transcend2007 9 Reviews 1170 reads
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17 / 35

I wish that TER had audio, because all you would be hearing is people cracking up after reading this post.

AOS, you can not reduce the art of love making down to number of trusts it takes to make a woman orgasm (thank God).  Each woman is different which is what makes it interesting.

My advice to you would be change your mindset.  You are suppose to be enjoying yourself not counting sheep before you fall asleep - for crying out loud.

Although thanks for the good laugh....

briannaalexander See my TER Reviews 756 reads
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18 / 35

I am just teasing you. :)

However, you should relax and have a good time. The best sex just happens through exploring. I have a hard time believing you can really concentrate on her. Obviously, that is your whole objective. I give you kudos for trying to please the women your with... but you should relax and just let the natural happen.

xenopus 25 Reviews 656 reads
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19 / 35

...400+250...650 thrusts!?  She reached her limit and not the big 'O' in my opinion.  I hope her next client was a dinner date.

Next time, skip the blue pill and ask her (or a highly rated GFE provider) to teach you about foreplay.  It is more fun than thrusting and it is never too late to teach an old dog new 'tricks'.  


muffyluver0 52 Reviews 381 reads
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20 / 35
mrfisher 115 Reviews 666 reads
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21 / 35

How do condom producers test their wares?

Do they do so with "real world" conditions?

If so, are they looking for volunteers?

xxmeowbabyxx See my TER Reviews 890 reads
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22 / 35

Lol.....could you imagine if every client was an endless power thruster?  I'd have the ever so lovely gait of John Wayne.

Raymond_Babbitt 294 reads
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23 / 35

Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner.

Not_Dead_Fred 534 reads
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24 / 35
I Love Movies 233 reads
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25 / 35
An old soldier 476 reads
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26 / 35

Thanks for all the input.  Just for your info, 300 thrusts at one per minute (going slow mind you) is a five-minute tryst, and there are plenty more than that on the very many red tube videows out there.  So I don' think I am really reaching any extreme limits with this question.

But based on what has been said here, I will conclude that my original statement is probably an average gauge of what does happen between provider and client and probably client and real world GF, except that no one has really bothered to count before.

So I guess I am just about average in all regards and the rest would be too if they bothered too keep track.

AOS



hoodoo 6 Reviews 1051 reads
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27 / 35

Oh, and for all the others, this was not a bull-shit question.  Experiences only. If you have a problem with that, well, take it somewhere else.

zisk 86 Reviews 327 reads
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28 / 35

"Just for your info, 300 thrusts at one per minute (going slow mind you) is a five-minute tryst"

--huh?
according to my calculator thats 300 minutes.

vivace5000 24 Reviews 432 reads
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29 / 35

I know they make all kinds of counters (e.g. odometers in cars, things you attach to you belt on your side that count the no. of steps you take). Do they now have special counters for no. of thrusts? :p

dblhappy 44 Reviews 575 reads
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30 / 35
mattradd 40 Reviews 492 reads
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31 / 35

I think he meant seconds rather than minutes.

Tenfingers 323 reads
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32 / 35

doesn't matter cause I can't count when I'm in my happy place or hers!!!!

KariPleases See my TER Reviews 740 reads
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33 / 35

of him laying on the bottom, one hand on her breast, the other hand wrapped around her, holding onto a little silver counter.  (You know, the ones they use when they are counting how many people are entering an event).

I smell burning rubber....

Kari

mminanton 3 Reviews 318 reads
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mminanton 3 Reviews 332 reads
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35 / 35

I agree with you. Foreplay and BBBBJ FTW alex.

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