Yunno, some of us us blow our wad in the first dozen thrusts!!!!

Sometimes even upon entry!!!  We enjoy the time we have with the women we see, and the second verse is usually better than the first..

If you want to be a porn star, go visit Jim South!!!

But if you want honest feedback on your prowess, I expect that here in response to this post, it will be as honest as what you have received from the ladies you've seen!

I'm not that good at multi-tasking. I'm into soaking in as much of the sensory experience as I can. Counting would just distract from all my pleasure and pleasuring.

You are counting the thrusts.

Thank You
2008=27

Like a pedometer, only strapped to the waist to measure lateral motions.

Who's going to count to 500?  I can't do that standing still, I'd get too bored...and now you're saying you're counting during the act?  Before and after her supposed "O" and you don't even lose count?  Please.

I hate to say this but the "moaning" was probably an effort to end the event.  Most women can't cum with just vaginal stimulation alone.  Those that can- it's not going to take that many pumps.  If you were on a mission to get her to scream by thrusting she may have gotten sore, tired- etc.

Personally I have a much better chance of reaching orgasm if someone kisses well, nibbles my neck, DATY well....I want to be aroused to the point that I am dying for penetration.

As for the cover- it lessens the sensation a tad so you last longer- bonus in my eyes, lol.

XO
Melanie

I wish that TER had audio, because all you would be hearing is people cracking up after reading this post.

AOS, you can not reduce the art of love making down to number of trusts it takes to make a woman orgasm (thank God).  Each woman is different which is what makes it interesting.

My advice to you would be change your mindset.  You are suppose to be enjoying yourself not counting sheep before you fall asleep - for crying out loud.

Although thanks for the good laugh....

I am just teasing you.

However, you should relax and have a good time. The best sex just happens through exploring. I have a hard time believing you can really concentrate on her. Obviously, that is your whole objective. I give you kudos for trying to please the women your with... but you should relax and just let the natural happen.

...400+250...650 thrusts!?  She reached her limit and not the big 'O' in my opinion.  I hope her next client was a dinner date.

Next time, skip the blue pill and ask her (or a highly rated GFE provider) to teach you about foreplay.  It is more fun than thrusting and it is never too late to teach an old dog new 'tricks'.  

How do condom producers test their wares?

Do they do so with "real world" conditions?

If so, are they looking for volunteers?

I count 246 toothpicks

Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner.

Oh, and for all the others, this was not a bull-shit question.  Experiences only. If you have a problem with that, well, take it somewhere else.

I know they make all kinds of counters (e.g. odometers in cars, things you attach to you belt on your side that count the no. of steps you take). Do they now have special counters for no. of thrusts? :p

doesn't matter cause I can't count when I'm in my happy place or hers!!!!

of him laying on the bottom, one hand on her breast, the other hand wrapped around her, holding onto a little silver counter.  (You know, the ones they use when they are counting how many people are entering an event).

I smell burning rubber....

Kari