Fuck you fucking fuckers!!!

There are simple pleasures in life, such as Ice Cream Sandwiches, and blow jobs (really good blow jobs, not just pedestrian blow jobs) and really good pussy (not just pussy, but really good looking, and great tasting pussy).

I absolutely adore women, all women. You are absolutely, without any doubt, the fairest of our species.  

I've never met an ice cream sandwich that I didn't like, and so women, fuck....you're masterpieces...

I watch this little bartender, on Thursday nights, walk from me to another customer and think "do they teach these women to walk like that"? I mean really? Fuck! Hell yes lopaw, I get it... why wouldn't you want that?

There is no scenario, anywhere, anytime which I cannot blame any member of our species from being attracted to the female of our species.  

You're fucking perfect!  

I'm convinced I can't live with one of you, but hell yes, I can undeniably adore you.

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Damn, Russ must have been drunk, REALLY fucking drunk, I mean MP67 type drunk last night. lol

 
Yes, I love women, but unlike Russ I don't feel the need to wax poetic about ALL of them

But red velvet cake and key lime pie are better.

What a romantic bastard you are.
Don't know what you were drinking last night but you best rehydrate today.

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and apparently a LOT of it. lol

... it reminds me of when my ATF and I were sitting outdoors on a sidewalk cafe one warm summer evening and an extremely hot young woman sauntered by our table in a really short skirt. My ATF almost got whiplash and I swear she started drooling.  We looked at each other and grinned in mutual appreciation for the beautiful sight we'd just witnessed.

Move to where Russ lives, or else drink what he's drinking.  Apparently, he never sees an ugly fat chick.

Vive la différence.

 
Happy Bastille day!

And yes, I've seen my share of fat ugly women.  

I do my best though, to focus on the hot thin ones like my Thursday night bartender. I'm telling you, I am convinced that they teach women to walk like that, and she learned from the best. Yummy.

I was definitely PUI last night though. Yikes! I made the decision after my second Bourbon that I was taking the day off today.

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