Fuck you fucking fuckers!!!

There are simple pleasures in life, such as Ice Cream Sandwiches, and blow jobs (really good blow jobs, not just pedestrian blow jobs) and really good pussy (not just pussy, but really good looking, and great tasting pussy).

I absolutely adore women, all women. You are absolutely, without any doubt, the fairest of our species.  

I've never met an ice cream sandwich that I didn't like, and so women, fuck....you're masterpieces...

I watch this little bartender, on Thursday nights, walk from me to another customer and think "do they teach these women to walk like that"? I mean really? Fuck! Hell yes lopaw, I get it... why wouldn't you want that?

There is no scenario, anywhere, anytime which I cannot blame any member of our species from being attracted to the female of our species.  

You're fucking perfect!  

I'm convinced I can't live with one of you, but hell yes, I can undeniably adore you.