: TER General Board Discussion : LoL

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 1378 reads

posted 11 years ago

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1 out 5 men dont like doing oral sex on women!

I love the photo of the guy with the "yuck" face ... here are some tips on what-do-if-you-hate-oral plus one ... just don't do it-she'll thank you.

Related Link: what-do-if-you-hate-oral

hbyist+truth=;( 500 reads

posted 11 years ago

2 / 26

I would be happy with his honesty and...

I'll just get a woman to do it....my chances of it being better are greater.

bbfs4ever 497 reads

posted 11 years ago

3 / 26

Not all pussies are the same

I expect that most guys have a certain look to the pussy they would prefer to lick. Not to mention the rest of a body that pussy is attached to.

Not much different than posting up a pic of a woman 200 pounds overweight, and asking 10,000 men who'd fuck her. Some would as they love that type. Others find that a major turn-off and would rather just beat the meat. Or in cases around these parts, just find one that they would find attractive and fuck her.

I wonder if those 1,500 guys who hate oral were presented with a woman that is ugly as sin, needs a truck scale to get a number, and hasn't shaved her pussy, ever. The other 8,500 loved the young hottie with a shaved pussy.

Posted By: DURHAMDREW63

I love the photo of the guy with the "yuck" face ... here are some tips on what-do-if-you-hate-oral plus one ... just don't do it-she'll thank you.

missariarocchi See my TER Reviews 448 reads

posted 11 years ago

4 / 26

LoL

Yeah I've had some pretty dismal oral and they believed that it did anything remotely satisfying for my pussy. Just don't.

But there are few (one in particular) who I swore to him I would build a shrine to his SO for training him so well in the true art of tongue lashing. Some good men have amazing wives

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 379 reads

posted 11 years ago

5 / 26

Re: LoL

I don't care what you say ... I'm not getting married again.

Posted By: missariarocchi

Yeah I've had some pretty dismal oral and they believed that it did anything remotely satisfying for my pussy. Just don't.

But there are few (one in particular) who I swore to him I would build a shrine to his SO for training him so well in the true art of tongue lashing. Some good men have amazing wives.

lopaw 29 Reviews 561 reads

posted 11 years ago

6 / 26

Sadly many men aren't very good at it. But.....

....fair is fair and if he won't go down, don't expect her to either

Critter137 7 Reviews 279 reads

posted 11 years ago

7 / 26

LOVE it.......

Just ask my wife.....i alway say her friends would be jealous to know that i gladly spend 30 minutes or more down there.....she yells at me to stop because shes orgasmed enough......lol

Posted By: DURHAMDREW63

I love the photo of the guy with the "yuck" face ... here are some tips on what-do-if-you-hate-oral plus one ... just don't do it-she'll thank you.

sympathyforthedevil 57 Reviews 359 reads

posted 11 years ago

8 / 26

Re: Sadly many men aren't very good at it. But.....

In civvie life maybe but not in P4p.

Posted By: lopaw

....fair is fair and if he won't go down, don't expect her to either

missariarocchi See my TER Reviews 314 reads

posted 11 years ago

9 / 26

Re: LoL

Well how else am I going to weasel my way into split custody over the fur baby??

Posted By: DURHAMDREW63

I don't care what you say ... I'm not getting married again.

Posted By: missariarocchi

Yeah I've had some pretty dismal oral and they believed that it did anything remotely satisfying for my pussy. Just don't.

But there are few (one in particular) who I swore to him I would build a shrine to his SO for training him so well in the true art of tongue lashing. Some good men have amazing wives.

escalade1964 65 Reviews 291 reads

posted 11 years ago

10 / 26

im in the 80 percentile

If my MATH is correct

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 294 reads

posted 11 years ago

11 / 26

Re: Sadly many men aren't very good at it. But.....

That's the nice thing about P4P. You don't have to unless you like it, but you can as for a little head without reciprocity.

Alan_Nimm 350 reads

posted 11 years ago

12 / 26

C'mon, you know she will!

There's that little matter of the envelope.

Personally I love going down. But if the woman's hygiene isn't good, well then... no thank you. Maybe that 20% had some unfortunate experiences in that regard.

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 302 reads

posted 11 years ago

13 / 26

Re: C'mon, you know she will!

I've found that poor hygiene is far more common with civies than it is with providers and if it smells that bad I'm not doing anything with her except leaving.

hbyist+truth=;( 357 reads

posted 11 years ago

14 / 26

Envelope aside

Dirty dick or a lesion, no freaking way.

Personal life...he won't go down, either he leaves or I do, I get nothing out of PV sex so shows over.

Alan_Nimm 323 reads

posted 11 years ago

15 / 26

Of course. Good hygiene goes both ways.

And in civvie life, if he won't go down, he'd better not expect any favors down there either! Although I'm laughing as I type that since the reverse doesn't seem to hold true. Which is great for you providers!

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lopaw 29 Reviews 264 reads

posted 11 years ago

16 / 26

Was talking civvies, not providers. -e-

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ThePeopleRule 398 reads

posted 11 years ago

17 / 26

I Do Tongue Exercises

Interesting coincidence that you posted this.

Last night I enjoyed the company of a 50-ish provider. After the first orgasm my tongue brought her to she said it was the best she had ever had. After the second one...
she asked me to marry her.

I enjoy suckable female parts: if a lady's labia and clit are long enough to suck into my mouth, I can usually dine until she says "uncle".

Signed,
The Cunning Linguist

hotplants 311 reads

posted 11 years ago

18 / 26

oh dear....do we need more sex edumications on lady parts?

OK. I'm willing to help. A ladies' labia is very different than a ladies' clit. So, to conclude that "if a lady's labia and clit are long enough to suck into my mouth, I can usually dine until she says "uncle". ..well...that doesn't even make sense.

Labia...clit.....big diff. And, how long are we talking here? Like pinkie sized clit? Labia? And..how small is too small?

And,...saying 'uncle', for me anyway, is usually about me wanting someone to stop whatever the fck they're doing. Uncle...Uncle...

Maybe you should marry her..I mean...since she asked....lol...

ThePeopleRule 273 reads

posted 11 years ago

19 / 26

Re: oh dear....do we need more sex edumications on lady parts?

Posted By: hotplants

OK. I'm willing to help. A ladies' labia is very different than a ladies' clit. So, to conclude that "if a lady's labia and clit are long enough to suck into my mouth, I can usually dine until she says "uncle". ..well...that doesn't even make sense.

Labia...clit.....big diff. And, how long are we talking here? Like pinkie sized clit? Labia? And..how small is too small?

And,...saying 'uncle', for me anyway, is usually about me wanting someone to stop whatever the fck they're doing. Uncle...Uncle...

Maybe you should marry her..I mean...since she asked....lol...

A non-sensical response. Go back to sleep, please.
(I know...you've posting since 2008, longevity does not result in expertise.)

donbecker54 19 Reviews 318 reads

posted 11 years ago

20 / 26

I like it, but I give up

My ex never seemed to enjoy oral, but communication was never our strong suit, so I never got any feedback on what I was doing wrong or possibly right. I never knew if it was good or bad.

When I started hobbying, I asked providers to give me some guidance, and let me know what they liked. Almost to a person, they faked ooh's and ahhh's, but didn't give any real feedback. So, I've given up. I'm not paying to take my time to figure out what's real and what is not.

hotplants 279 reads

posted 11 years ago

21 / 26

Yeah..that time probably would have been better spent doing tongue exercises {eom}

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jelloman42 10 Reviews 289 reads

posted 11 years ago

22 / 26

I have a serious oral fixation...

...and it goes both ways, giving and receiving...

For me the best part of going down on a girl is the physical feedback I get from them...the muscle spasms, movements, and aural outbursts make it fun...

Durhamdrew 19 Reviews 275 reads

posted 11 years ago

23 / 26

Re: LoL

I'll give you the dog but I'm not jumping over the broom again.

Posted By: missariarocchi

Well how else am I going to weasel my way into split custody over the fur baby??

Posted By: DURHAMDREW63

I don't care what you say ... I'm not getting married again.

Posted By: missariarocchi

Yeah I've had some pretty dismal oral and they believed that it did anything remotely satisfying for my pussy. Just don't.

But there are few (one in particular) who I swore to him I would build a shrine to his SO for training him so well in the true art of tongue lashing. Some good men have amazing wives.

missariarocchi See my TER Reviews 276 reads

posted 11 years ago

24 / 26

That was easy !

The dog loves you more, split custody is fine. No marriage required haha

Posted By: DURHAMDREW63

I'll give you the dog but I'm not jumping over the broom again.

Posted By: missariarocchi

Well how else am I going to weasel my way into split custody over the fur baby??

Posted By: DURHAMDREW63

I don't care what you say ... I'm not getting married again.

Posted By: missariarocchi

Yeah I've had some pretty dismal oral and they believed that it did anything remotely satisfying for my pussy. Just don't.

But there are few (one in particular) who I swore to him I would build a shrine to his SO for training him so well in the true art of tongue lashing. Some good men have amazing wives.

earthshined 286 reads

posted 11 years ago

25 / 26

1 out of 5 escorts don't like it either. They just tolerate it. EOM

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Crazy Diamond 12 Reviews 269 reads

posted 11 years ago

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This may be true, but...

It is what it is. Whatever works for you...