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Yeah..that time probably would have been better spent doing tongue exercises {eom}teeth_smile
hotplants 278 reads
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I love the photo of the guy with the "yuck" face ... here are some tips on what-do-if-you-hate-oral plus one ... just don't do it-she'll thank you.

I'll just get a woman to do it....my chances of it being better are greater.

bbfs4ever497 reads

I expect that most guys have a certain look to the pussy they would prefer to lick.  Not to mention the rest of a body that pussy is attached to.  

Not much different than posting up a pic of a woman 200 pounds overweight, and asking 10,000 men who'd fuck her.  Some would as they love that type.  Others find that a major turn-off and would rather just beat the meat.  Or in cases around these parts, just find one that they would find attractive and fuck her.

I wonder if those 1,500 guys who hate oral were presented with a woman that is ugly as sin, needs a truck scale to get a number, and hasn't shaved her pussy, ever.  The other 8,500 loved the young hottie with a shaved pussy.

Posted By: DURHAMDREW63
I love the photo of the guy with the "yuck" face ... here are some tips on what-do-if-you-hate-oral plus one ... just don't do it-she'll thank you.

Yeah I've had some pretty dismal oral and they believed that it did anything remotely satisfying for my pussy. Just don't.  

 
But there are few (one in particular) who I swore to him I would build a shrine to his SO for training him so well in the true art of tongue lashing. Some good men have amazing wives

I don't care what you say ... I'm not getting married again. :)

Posted By: missariarocchi
Yeah I've had some pretty dismal oral and they believed that it did anything remotely satisfying for my pussy. Just don't.  
   
   
 But there are few (one in particular) who I swore to him I would build a shrine to his SO for training him so well in the true art of tongue lashing. Some good men have amazing wives.  
   
 

Well how else am I going to weasel my way into split custody over the fur baby??

Posted By: DURHAMDREW63
I don't care what you say ... I'm not getting married again. :)  
   
Posted By: missariarocchi
Yeah I've had some pretty dismal oral and they believed that it did anything remotely satisfying for my pussy. Just don't.    
     
     
  But there are few (one in particular) who I swore to him I would build a shrine to his SO for training him so well in the true art of tongue lashing. Some good men have amazing wives.    
     
 

I'll give you the dog but I'm not jumping over the broom again.  

Posted By: missariarocchi
Well how else am I going to weasel my way into split custody over the fur baby??  
   
Posted By: DURHAMDREW63
I don't care what you say ... I'm not getting married again. :)  
     
Posted By: missariarocchi
Yeah I've had some pretty dismal oral and they believed that it did anything remotely satisfying for my pussy. Just don't.    
       
       
   But there are few (one in particular) who I swore to him I would build a shrine to his SO for training him so well in the true art of tongue lashing. Some good men have amazing wives.    
       
   

The dog loves you more, split custody is fine. No marriage required haha

Posted By: DURHAMDREW63
I'll give you the dog but I'm not jumping over the broom again.  
   
Posted By: missariarocchi
Well how else am I going to weasel my way into split custody over the fur baby??  
     
Posted By: DURHAMDREW63
I don't care what you say ... I'm not getting married again. :)    
       
   
Posted By: missariarocchi
Yeah I've had some pretty dismal oral and they believed that it did anything remotely satisfying for my pussy. Just don't.      
         
         
    But there are few (one in particular) who I swore to him I would build a shrine to his SO for training him so well in the true art of tongue lashing. Some good men have amazing wives.      
         
   

....fair is fair and if he won't go down, don't expect her to either :D

In civvie life maybe but not in P4p.  

Posted By: lopaw
....fair is fair and if he won't go down, don't expect her to either :D

That's the nice thing about P4P. You don't have to unless you like it, but you can as for a little head without reciprocity.

Alan_Nimm349 reads

There's that little matter of the envelope.  

Personally I love going down. But if the woman's hygiene isn't good, well then... no thank you. Maybe that 20% had some unfortunate experiences in that regard.

I've found that poor hygiene is far more common with civies than it is with providers and if it smells that bad I'm not doing anything with her except leaving.

Dirty dick or a lesion, no freaking way.  

Personal life...he won't go down, either he leaves or I do, I get nothing out of PV sex so shows over.

Alan_Nimm322 reads

And in civvie life, if he won't go down, he'd better not expect any favors down there either!  Although I'm laughing as I type that since the reverse doesn't seem to hold true. Which is great for you providers!

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It is what it is.  Whatever works for you...

Just ask my wife.....i alway say her friends would be jealous to know that i gladly spend 30 minutes or more down there.....she yells at me to stop because shes orgasmed enough......lol  

Posted By: DURHAMDREW63
I love the photo of the guy with the "yuck" face ... here are some tips on what-do-if-you-hate-oral plus one ... just don't do it-she'll thank you.

ThePeopleRule398 reads

Interesting coincidence that you posted this.

Last night I enjoyed the company of a 50-ish provider.  After the first orgasm my tongue brought her to she said it was the best she had ever had.  After the second one...
she asked me to marry her.

I enjoy suckable female parts:  if a lady's labia and clit are long enough to suck into my mouth, I can usually dine until she says "uncle".

Signed,
The Cunning Linguist

hotplants311 reads

OK. I'm willing to help. A ladies' labia is very different than a ladies' clit. So, to conclude that "if a lady's labia and clit are long enough to suck into my mouth, I can usually dine until she says "uncle". ..well...that doesn't even make sense.  

Labia...clit.....big diff. And, how long are we talking here? Like pinkie sized clit? Labia? And..how small is too small?  

And,...saying 'uncle', for me anyway,  is usually about me wanting someone to stop whatever the fck they're doing. Uncle...Uncle...

Maybe you should marry her..I mean...since she asked....lol...

ThePeopleRule273 reads

Posted By: hotplants
OK. I'm willing to help. A ladies' labia is very different than a ladies' clit. So, to conclude that "if a lady's labia and clit are long enough to suck into my mouth, I can usually dine until she says "uncle". ..well...that doesn't even make sense.  
   
 Labia...clit.....big diff. And, how long are we talking here? Like pinkie sized clit? Labia? And..how small is too small?  
   
 And,...saying 'uncle', for me anyway,  is usually about me wanting someone to stop whatever the fck they're doing. Uncle...Uncle...  
   
 Maybe you should marry her..I mean...since she asked....lol...
A non-sensical response.  Go back to sleep, please.
(I know...you've posting since 2008, longevity does not result in expertise.)

My ex never seemed to enjoy oral, but communication was never our strong suit, so I never got any feedback on what I  was doing wrong or possibly right. I never knew if it was good or bad.  

When I started hobbying, I asked providers to give me some guidance, and let me know what they liked. Almost to a person, they faked ooh's and ahhh's, but didn't give any real feedback. So, I've given up. I'm not paying to take my time to figure out what's real and what is not.

...and it goes both ways, giving and receiving...

For me the best part of going down on a girl is the physical feedback I get from them...the muscle spasms, movements, and aural outbursts make it fun...

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