I have an odd idea.  I'd love to hire a female provider and a male provider who don't know each other.  I'd pay each in advance and tell the girl to go to the hotel room first and wait for the guy.  I would then tell them the following:
To the guy:  "I want you to come to my room and immediately get into role.  Your role is as a client, but I want you to make sure that you make me cum at least 3 times.  You will let me drive the flow of the action, but don't be submissive."
To the girl:  "I am going to arrive at the room and I want you to immediately pretend that I am the provider and you are the client.  I want you to be dominant and to tell me how to make you cum, but I want you to make sure that I cum in whatever position and time makes you most excited."
To both of them I would say that when they are done, they should relax and cuddle for as long as they have left on the clock.  Then kiss sweetly and leave.

I have no interest in mind screwing anyone.  I don't really get the point of the whole thing.  It's not like you'll even get to watch or anything. Yeah...really don't get this...

First of all, it is a fantasy - so I have no clue how to deal the screening

It might be interesting if the female provider is some you have seen once or twice, to avoid that screening, and you tell her you want to send over a friend who really needs to be with a woman, and more importantly, make her have multiple Os. That would solve half the screening problem.

It's a great fantasy, but the screening factor may be an issue as you don't know any 'real' information about either provider. But a fun thought!

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Otherwise it sounds like a waste of money.

I wouldn't harp on the screening issue.

Keep the part about pre-paying the fee and just skip every thing else.

So, you should know where your Chinese wall person lives. Lol.

the problem is what he is doing with that time.

I didnt hear that request...

This is perhaps the most perversely dickish idea since some of the posts by the late, unlamented Ass-calade.
I'm usually a "to each his own" kind of guy, but this kind of mind fuck where the perpetrator doesn't even get fucked seems, well, sick.
The OP should rename his alias "Thor-ass-ic Surgeon."

ISO board requests for small geeky girls and bathtubs filled with pepto and shaved balls. Lol.

Hey man, don't knock a pepto bath until you have tried it

Yeah, many of us saw that movie and the sequel.  

A fantasy scenario is one thing.  

Like set up an incall date for a male friend with a provider, get a styrofoam kit, and while he's inside put a cake pan on the floorboard of his car, pour in the chemicals, and fill up his car with styrofoam.