First of all, it is a fantasy - so I have no clue how to deal the screening

Second, I would only get satisfaction from hearing that it was fun for the providers.  I get that that is all mental.

I wouldn't harp on the screening issue.

An analogous situation is handled in investment banking.

Have a trusted 3rd party provider friend of the girl perform the screening as if it were for her.  
Same rigor, but then maintain a Chinese wall.  
The guy has a third party friend do the same to receive contacts, answer questions for him, but remove identifying details.
So 4 people: complicated but feasible.
I would suggest then returning the favor to the Chinese wall people. In fact, tell them they have to commit. They'll do a better job so they in turn don't get screwed.

So, a 2x 2 bang.

 
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This is perhaps the most perversely dickish idea since some of the posts by the late, unlamented Ass-calade.
I'm usually a "to each his own" kind of guy, but this kind of mind fuck where the perpetrator doesn't even get fucked seems, well, sick.
The OP should rename his alias "Thor-ass-ic Surgeon."

the problem is what he is doing with that time.

There are more "FUN" alternatives--

Like set up an incall date for a male friend with a provider, get a styrofoam kit, and while he's inside put a cake pan on the floorboard of his car, pour in the chemicals, and fill up his car with styrofoam.

Or buy a crate of baby chickens and release them into his apartment while he's waiting for his outcall date.

Or-- try to do this without seeming mean-- fill up an envelope with Monopoly money and switch it before the poor guy leaves for his date. That ought to get an interesting reaction.

Or send a dwarf over to a masseuse and tell him to demand a half-price massage.

There are all kinds of ways to have FUN. But there has to better ways to pass the time.