What is that string for?
Don't even get me started on the tarantulas.

So no one gets confused. I'll start it off with the biggie:
I love you.
So what are some other words that should never be said in the client/provider relationship?

I don't see anything wrong with it, if its true.  I have said that to my provider dates.  And they say it back.

i don't feel a thing.......

"your Mom is so much better...."

to which, embarrassed and defensive, he replied- 'Well I didn't expect to be playing in a cathedral!'

So true! I stand corrected!

providers have several polite ways of saying this:
"variety is the spice of life"
"i think you'd really like my friends X, Y, and Z. i'll give you a good reference!"
and many many more.......

if you are a client who thinks he is dealing on a no BS level with a lady, don't fool yourself that you can actually say it because you think you are a trusted friend. the only polite way to say it is to STFU and not call. if you persist in your folly and say it anyway, remember it's not you that's being missed, it's the envelope.

a good provider would rather eat garlic than asparagus?

Best to not say shit....

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But I dig the reference.

it's because i have no social skills and have to analyze everything

I plagarized that. Someone wrote that a while back, just waiting to use it again....!

About the social skills, anyway...

But I tend to over-ANALyze shit myself, depending on how much I drink.

Asks me about what time is my next appointment or how many people I see per week. I'm low volume but it's beside the point. I change the topic but some fools will come back full force with those lovely questions. It's usually newbies who ask those wonderful questions.

Right...I love you too...for the hour...

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How about, "Do you cum here often?"

I seriously think I'd hurl if I heard that. Or kill.

Re: You're much better than your mom. ..eom...

or You're sister was better... LOL! I have seen sisters before and I never bring the other up.

"You look bigger in person than in your pictures."-when you haven't even gained any weight LOL
"Do your parents know you do this?"
"Your rate is $XXX, right?"
"Can you give me a discount? I can't afford your regular rate." "Do you have any specials?"

And what not to say to the guys:
"Hurry up and cum" or "Are you going to cum soon?"
"I'm short on money, I need to pay my rent/car note/electric bill."-hinting to give you more money
"How often do you have sex with your wife/girlfriend?"