Right...I love you too...for the hour...

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but much worse is.....

"your Mom is so much better...."

or You're sister was better... LOL! I have seen sisters before and I never bring the other up.

providers have several polite ways of saying this:
"variety is the spice of life"
"i think you'd really like my friends X, Y, and Z. i'll give you a good reference!"
and many many more.......

if you are a client who thinks he is dealing on a no BS level with a lady, don't fool yourself that you can actually say it because you think you are a trusted friend. the only polite way to say it is to STFU and not call. if you persist in your folly and say it anyway, remember it's not you that's being missed, it's the envelope.

How about, "Do you cum here often?"

LOL! and the corollary gaffe.....

i don't feel a thing.......

ever wonder why on a dinner date

a good provider would rather eat garlic than asparagus?

Asks me about what time is my next appointment or how many people I see per week. I'm low volume but it's beside the point. I change the topic but some fools will come back full force with those lovely questions. It's usually newbies who ask those wonderful questions.

I seriously think I'd hurl if I heard that. Or kill.