Shit I hope you aren't a defense attorney. Judge. How do you plead? You. Huh? Titties?  

It took you that long to figure out how to bill!!

CPA's learned that in undergrad...and honed those skills from Day 1  

Now, how to get back those lost billable hours.  Might need help from a CPA?

Far be it from me to be a board cop, but this is getting ridiculous.

Two recent threads asked providers to weigh in on a question, and ALL the responses are by dudes, not the dudettes.

Give the gals a chance to chime in first at least.

Money and highly opinionated points of view (even when we're wrong)

..I am probably guilty of jumping on the posts, if I have something to say (and its very seldom that I don't), but as long as  the responses made are relevant, its a fair game.

Sometimes a question may be directed at the ladies, but a hobbyist can have a very good perspective on things, and can answer it equally well.  After all, we are other the other side that completes the equation.

Its an open board and anyone can reply to anyone's posts.

If there is something that the ladies don't want us to see, then they can post it on PO board...

MrFisher,

... chiming in. Maybe not as quick as you like, but they are putting in their 3 cents.

Relax and don't get hung up on who answers when.

Also, the topics that are being posted here, maybe the ladies aren't interested in responding.

sunrosc

Terrible breath and are oblivious to that also.  So my provider friends tell me...

And how do you know that Oprah's show used to air at 4pm? Hmmmm! Oh don't come up with an excuse of how you guessed or it was a coincidence that you knew. Fess up, old boy. You watched it yourself. Go ahead and deny! We know the truth.

Just in case I need to hire you...need to know  

How's that working out for you?

Those reviews don't discuss it that I've read

You should ask Zoe how to get a gig seeing those celebrity's.  Maybe you can get $ 20k too?

I do find it rather ironic that as a lawyer you get about to same rate for "pitching" as a provider does for "catching" lmao

Of course on the rare occasions that I charge by the hour, my rate is about the same as yours, so I guess I am the pot calling the kettle black. and yes I charge CPA's more too. lol

It was about guys with halitosis that dont know it.  FISHER, help!  Where's a mod when you need one?

Jeff Skilling warned me about shyster's like YOU  

I only follow the rules...and NEVER upsell my clients

Do I need to get lungman involved here to teach you about "hooking"?

And to certify that you actually see 5-7 gals a week.

Not going to happen now PAL  

Truth prevails!!!

Too far off.  Ten years ago, I decided to base My fee on the prevalent high end Provider rate so that I can think of every billable hour as a future session.  My time tracking greatly improved.

a BDSM session!

And if the guy is into serious masochism...it's a double with Dr. Phil!

Their eyes light up at the challenge and they happily hire me.  So it's all good.  LOL

Its all a matter of knowing how the other person is wired
 

Help me become a dishwasher?

and What's a mod? I don't believe we have anything like that here anymore.

let's see, fill sink with hot water.....

My accountant in "real life" is a monger as well.

I showed up the first time with my secretary/exprovidergf in tow, and somehow the hobby came up in conversation the next time we met, I knew he was the right guy for the job after that. lol

What's also funny is how he always clears his schedule whenever I need to see him, I think I am a happy diversion in an otherwise boring day because we usually spend ten minutes on actual business, and an hour talking about the hobby.

Hey, what ever happened to the new biz, CPA started?
I was promised BBFS with the ugly ones. I've been saving up paper bags for months!!!

DC,

Seeing all of these posts that are being done by guys...

It looks like the battle of the male testerone.

No wonder ladies don't like to post in these kinds of threads even if the original post was meant for ladies.

Sighs...

sunrosc

On a completely unrelated subject, thanks for Maholm and Johnson. I was really hoping to get Dempster, but Maholm has been hot and Johnson adds a desperately needed right handed bat.With Ugla still stinking up the place, our only real right handed hitter has been Martin Prado, and the switch hitting Chipper Jones of course.

I don't know if we can make the playoffs with what we have now, but we are a lot better off than we were yesterday.

I don't know if that rates us sending you one of our Atlanta hotties, how does one slightly over the hill MILF sound to you? lol

The Cubbies wanted 3 OTH hookers...you know...fat, ugly and old.

And the Braves couldn't find them?  Seriously?

Seems like all they had to do was go on the ATL ad board  

And frankly...we don't really need anymore here in ChiTown.  We've got plenty already!

Just because you watched Oprah, it does not mean that you want to have sex with her. It just means that you probably cried at least once a day.

Not quite man
Not quite woman

But certainly one who clearly knows how this game is played on both sides of the envelope  LOL

but I don't think we hold a candle to either Florida or the Carolinas.

I really felt like the mods of those two boards deserved hazard pay for having to approve those ads. lmao

a couple of the seriously BSC gals from ChiTown as additional compensation?

Please

I'd even pay the one way air fares...but they can't come back...EVER

Cash to escorts.

Hi GA,

... her every day!!  I just watched when she interviewed interesting, sometimes controversial, guests, like Mark Fuhrman, or the uncle, on death row, who killed his niece & nephew's parents in a drug filled rage!! He was executed a few weeks after the show aired!! Those were the kind of interesting shows she would host!! I couldn't watch the other fluff!! I did enjoy watching Shania Twain & Jennifer Aniston!!  I'd mortgage the house if the latter two would advertise on TER!! :oP

RE; Your offer of sending over a MILF, make her small breasted,w/ nice legs like the well reviewed woman from MN & you got a deal!!! sorry about Dempster!! He was just traded to Texas!! i'll go to their board & see what lady/ies  I can get in return for Dempster!!  I love women w/ southern  drawls!! :oP

Zoe is apparently leaving the biz...so that opened up the door for me to go after the "celebrity" business.

I'll let you know if Rosie O'Donnel or her pals have an interest.

I gotta tell you there are so many heifers that are providing now...we don't need another one.

BUT...is she willing to pay us?  She can afford my rates...and I start at $ 20k (NO DISCOUNTS).

And crying...there's no crying in baseball

Oh sorry...I just like that line from the movie  

Looks like you described yourself perfectly.

Only someone of your nature would know of these things.

sunrosc

And now I can add:

not quite intelligent to the list of inadequacies of yours!

BTW...my 4 year old nephew has a better "comeback" than you appear to muster up here LOL

I've headquartered my company in Dallas, and becoming a Rangers fan should be quite easy as they were a pretty damn good team before Dempster. They could cruise back to the series again if things go well for them. I have to admit the Rangers chances look a lot better than those of the Braves.

Now don't even think about trying to steal any of our Thai or Korean girls from Dallas, they are off limits to the likes of you, Selfish pig that you are, you'll just want to keep them. Not that I can blame you.

Hi GA,

.As  a well established Chicago reviewer has stated, "our town is bereft of quality Asian providers!!" I wish the one Korean woman would re-visit from Grand Rapids MI!!  She has the perfect body type for me!! oh well... time to watch my depleted Cubbies & dream of better things to come for the team!!  For me... my ATF is back in town& more fond memories will be made, shortly!! Woo-Hoo!!

Yes, I resemble the remark of pig, horndog, whatever the word for a guy who loves women!!

So much banter.... what you men come up with to chat about never ceases to amaze me.

Ever cum in a girls ear?

In any case, no I have never cum in an ear!

I saw her again yesterday in Ohio.

She was considering leaving, but told me she decided to continue providing...

I would hope to never have someone cum in my hear.. for health reasons and such... but some might find it....


ooober sexy.



Have a wonderful day gentlemen.

TER hooker history LOL