First off there is not much if any street prostitution in Utah so there isn't a skank at the bus stop wanting to blow me for money. Second, I can't screen them.

I know I am eclectic in my tastes on looks but I am very fussy about he ladies I pick.  I pick them based as far as I can on personality. I honestly find a woman's mind often more attractive then her looks. Take joleneineugene, is she a super model in looks? No, but if she came to Salt Lake I would do her in a heart beat. Why? She is smart, witty, and kind as far as I can tell and that turns me on.

MP67 was looking at my review of my all time favorite and was shocked to find out it wasn't the lady I gave the best score to. It was the lady I honestly like best as a person. Looks are not the main factor determining who I wish to spend time with.

My two worse experiences I have had paid for in this game have been when I booked off of looks alone. I book who I am attracted to in both looks and personality.

Why do you care? My reviews are without score inflation and are honest. Other then that that who I spend my money are not your concern.

With all of the "fat", "dwarf", "fuglie" etc.. threads, whats YOUR deal breaker?

No cim?
No bbbj?
Fat chicks need not apply?
Skinny chicks need not apply?
No flat chested bimbos?
No smokers? possibly mine

The list could go on

If MP has seen her and he didn't give her a TEN,
 Count me out.

1.)No smoking, besides the fact that its bad for you, the smell is a turnoff.

2.)CBJ not really a deal breaker, but I'm less likely to see to her.

And most importantly a good personality and somewhat attractive. I'm not big on body type a cute face does it for me.

keep mrfisher away from my mother and ask his help in building anything.

Save a lot of money do ya'? lol

Paying a chick for a sanitized, rubberized BJ is just plain insane !

Why not just pick up a skank at the bust stop?

But seriously? Being pretentious, self obsessed, obnoxious.

There's a difference between knowing you're pretty, witty, great in bed, etc., and thinking you're entitled because of it.

That's a huge turn off for me.

Boy am i gettin my ass kicked now LOL

.. he hit the nail on the head.

If I'm paying, she had better be perfect.

1,Snobbish behavior. I can't stand people who think they are better then others because of some superficial reason.

2. Bad hygiene. Who wants to bed someone that smells?

3. Dishonesty (fake names don't count). This is a business relationship, and a personal relationship as well, honesty is key in both.

4. Disrespect. I require a basic level of respect for my time, boundaries and person. I an very respectful to the ladies I see and I expect it in return.

5. Attraction. I must be attracted to the lady.I am very eclectic in what attracts me but something must.

6. There can be no coercion of any kind. She must want to be there.

7. Sobriety. She must not be noticeable drunk or high.

8. A BJ and hand job must be on the list.

I'm thinking that the "deal breaker" idea often means after some part of a deal begins, since before booking you dont have a deal yet, and after the session the deal is done and its too late to break the deal.

But more to the point of what your question is, I think that there might be different criteria for breaking the deal before booking vs. during session. Then of course, there's "after" which is basically 'I wont repeat.'

So here's my list

Before (won't book)
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enhanced breasts (if I can't tell, it's OK)
very large natural breasts
cankles
no cim offered


During (will leave)
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impared by drugs/alcohol
bag hygiene, any offensive odor
answers phone during session


After (wont rebook)
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doesn't orgasm (good fake is ok)
falls asleep during session
doesn't truly enjoy DATY
doesn't deliver what reviews indicated
shorted our time
doesn't express interest is seeing me again
stubble

clearly they've picked the wrong career.  what a drag.  i think i'd rather have a sadistic dentist work on my teeth than shtup somebody who is that transparent about disliking the whole thing,  but enjoys chit chatting about life...

Walk into my door and say to me your forgot your present for me. Can we play first and then you can ride with me to the bank or I can go and bring it back"
Just one for starters..

1.  Smokers
2.  Someone who has had too much to drink.
3.  High on dope
4.  Covered with tatoos
5.  BBW
6.  Unclean
7.  Too pretty.  The glamorpussies are usually too much in love with themselves to give a good experience.

You never answered the question above.  Just curious is you are a guy.

Lots of providers are prudes.  Just because they fuck for money doesn't mean that they like fucking.  I could give you names of several providers that are lesbians but take the dick for cash, or others that are straight as an arrow and do doubles for the easy money.

When you ask, ARE YOU A DUDE?

And the reply is YES

DEAL BREAKER!!!(pukey face)

PM please UMakeMeLOL.  I'd like to know the provider.  I won't divulge her name.  I know how some guys are about lesbian providers. I personally love that there are lesbian providers that are highly reviewed.  It's another angle on this fun NSA hobby.  Why some guys get there panties in a wad about bi/lesbian girls is beyond me. All that should matter is rocking your world.  I won't out your alias.  Cmon don't be scared. Haha  Alias are what make this board fun.

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Unless you're bringing the football bat along with you, lol

I guess you won't be posting on the sports board

...or is simply needlessly hateful in general, is not welcome in my world.  terrible hygiene will cause me to keep a distance, but it can be easily remedied and i have yet to deal with anyone who was reticent to take a shower on the rare occasion i've had to ask (knock on wood).  just about everything else is okay.

LOL...and don't ask if I accept checks!

You knew you were coming for a visit and selectably forgot the ATM but have a check book.

Well for me a big butt and thick thighs are the only thing that will get in the door for starters.

I've never shut down a meeting but wish I had for these reasons:

Acting totally frozen like she either thinks I'm a cop or hates the work.

Answering the door with boring street clothes on.

Acting like my very ordinary requests are out of the ordinary.

Not living up to her promise to be GFE, affectionate, etc