Anybody remotely close to your foul ass to start...

But seriously? Being pretentious, self obsessed, obnoxious.

There's a difference between knowing you're pretty, witty, great in bed, etc., and thinking you're entitled because of it.

That's a huge turn off for me.

If MP has seen her and he didn't give her a TEN,
 Count me out.

If I'm paying, she had better be perfect.

1,Snobbish behavior. I can't stand people who think they are better then others because of some superficial reason.

2. Bad hygiene. Who wants to bed someone that smells?

3. Dishonesty (fake names don't count). This is a business relationship, and a personal relationship as well, honesty is key in both.

4. Disrespect. I require a basic level of respect for my time, boundaries and person. I an very respectful to the ladies I see and I expect it in return.

5. Attraction. I must be attracted to the lady.I am very eclectic in what attracts me but something must.

6. There can be no coercion of any kind. She must want to be there.

7. Sobriety. She must not be noticeable drunk or high.

8. A BJ and hand job must be on the list.

clearly they've picked the wrong career.  what a drag.  i think i'd rather have a sadistic dentist work on my teeth than shtup somebody who is that transparent about disliking the whole thing,  but enjoys chit chatting about life...

Walk into my door and say to me your forgot your present for me. Can we play first and then you can ride with me to the bank or I can go and bring it back"
Just one for starters..

1.  Smokers
2.  Someone who has had too much to drink.
3.  High on dope
4.  Covered with tatoos
5.  BBW
6.  Unclean
7.  Too pretty.  The glamorpussies are usually too much in love with themselves to give a good experience.

I'm thinking that the "deal breaker" idea often means after some part of a deal begins, since before booking you dont have a deal yet, and after the session the deal is done and its too late to break the deal.

But more to the point of what your question is, I think that there might be different criteria for breaking the deal before booking vs. during session. Then of course, there's "after" which is basically 'I wont repeat.'

So here's my list

Before (won't book)
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enhanced breasts (if I can't tell, it's OK)
very large natural breasts
cankles
no cim offered


During (will leave)
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impared by drugs/alcohol
bag hygiene, any offensive odor
answers phone during session


After (wont rebook)
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doesn't orgasm (good fake is ok)
falls asleep during session
doesn't truly enjoy DATY
doesn't deliver what reviews indicated
shorted our time
doesn't express interest is seeing me again
stubble

When you ask, ARE YOU A DUDE?

And the reply is YES

DEAL BREAKER!!!(pukey face)

...or is simply needlessly hateful in general, is not welcome in my world.  terrible hygiene will cause me to keep a distance, but it can be easily remedied and i have yet to deal with anyone who was reticent to take a shower on the rare occasion i've had to ask (knock on wood).  just about everything else is okay.