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Ben Dover 18056 reads
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«««««« THE FIRST UNSANCTIONED TER "FUNNIEST ALIAS CONTEST" »»»»»»

This isn't my board and I don't make the rules here,,, but I won't let that stop me from trying.....

Here we go! Let's get out some of those smelly old aliases (pun intended) and show what we've got! Or create some new ones!

Here's the rules:

-- KEEP THE CONTEST ON THIS THREAD ONLY! (I don't want GND paddling my ass on the moderator board for making a mess in here!,,, or wait, maybe I do!  ;)

-- the point of the contest is to "showcase aliases" so try to keep everything in the /subject/ box and alias only - no need for message content.

-- TRY TO KEEP A GOOD SINCE OF HUMOR ABOUT THIS! (This is NOT an "alias war" to see how many people we can piss off!)  If this contest goes well maybe we can try turning up the heat a little next time.

-- Keep it "sort of" clean! (At least to start!)

-- IN THIS THREAD ONLY!!! It is ok to post in as many different aliases as you want! And as many times as you want! (This rule is subject to change without notice!)

-- When this all dies down and we decide the winner, the prize will be: I will let you smell my finger!  (Strangely, that is also the same as the punishment for the worst alias.....)

Palmala Handerson 1507 reads
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I am the cheepest Hooker around, all I want is Lotion


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RidingLittleRedHood 1867 reads
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This one makes me smile...


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No Shit! 2579 reads
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Re:«««««« ALIAS CONTEST" »»»»»»!!!


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WTF is wrong with you 2396 reads
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Zoo Supervisor 1555 reads
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On my mother's grave I locked all the cages, don't know how this one got out!


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LATE4AD8 1757 reads
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Not mine but funny FUCK.U.PAY.ME or O. U. 8. 1. 2


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Gluteus Maximus 2019 reads
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:-)


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Zoo Keeper 1769 reads
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Oh Oh ! The "Supervisor" is here,,, look Busy!


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Gorilla Next Door 2144 reads
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I got my cage door open with an old wire coat-hanger.......


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Bi-Curious George 3324 reads
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What is that big brown bannana you have? Can I have a taste?


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Anal Speculum 1834 reads
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No shit that I can see anyway.....


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stilltryin25 16 Reviews 2223 reads
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"Ain'tFuckingRocketScience" or something like that.

Funny and to the point. BTW, may I ask where your finger has been or still is?

Bigdoggie Support 2215 reads
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Can I use this idea on my site?... Oh that's right we don't HAVE the alias feature...


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Are U shitting me 2297 reads
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Smell your finger? No, smell mine!


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Shlomo Shlong Dong 2591 reads
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I kinda like Shlomo ! eom


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Smelly Smegma 2397 reads
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Hey Ben, Smells are my domaine lol eom


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Flatulent Fucker 2428 reads
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Sorry Smelly, I reek worse than you !!! eom


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Courtney Cocks 1356 reads
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Where is Kramer? eom


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ChiefThinksWithDick 1526 reads
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Funny and descriptive!


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DingleBerry 1899 reads
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Hey, I'm a funny fruit with a fine bouquet ! eom


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Hiawatha the Whore 2412 reads
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Chief, I'm horny. Is your tepee clean? lol eom


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Sir Fucks Alot 2856 reads
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I'll give ya some Hiawatha ! eom


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Phallus in Wonderland 1945 reads
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You people been smokin crack? eom


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Heinous Anus 2702 reads
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Anyone for a brown shower ? lol end


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Cloudy with Brown Showers 1747 reads
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You rang ? eom


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Finless Brown Trout 1679 reads
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Enough scat ! I'm a "heart healthy fish" ! eom


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Hillary the Cunt 2554 reads
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Alright you anal pricks, let's talk politics ! Bill "keep it in your pants ! eom


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Al Sharpton 3125 reads
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Hillary, I'm the heavyweight in NY. You're a bitch! eom


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Jesse Jackson 1950 reads
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Any crack whores that are GFE ? eom


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Dick Cheney 1470 reads
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I'm a dick, but I'm better than Jesse ! lol eom


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Just Say NO to Mr. Info 1715 reads
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I've retired this alias. lol eom


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Salty Semen 1544 reads
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For all of you on a low sodium diet ! eom


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GooeyFacial 2000 reads
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Hillary, I'll blow load in your ugly face ! eom


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~~~M^8^S^T^E^R^8^N^F^Q~~~ 1888 reads
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Here's mine. And you know why it's 'encrypted'. eom


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Rugs R Us 1855 reads
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For the follically challenged. eom


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Hairy Manilow 1663 reads
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Yo Mandy, I have hair ! eom


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Hair Club for Men 2121 reads
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Someone need a rug? eom


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Butterballs the Turkey 1929 reads
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Thanksgiving is over, and I'm running out of room. lol eom


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Donut Juan 2103 reads
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Re:This one makes me smile...

succint

Rstilskinz 3869 reads
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Re:Someone need a rug? eom

guess who

Tasty Smegma 3354 reads
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You would probably taste great with some "Cave-Aged Gruyere."..


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Turbocharged Orgasmatron 1980 reads
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I've always wanted top live up to this alias!


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Ahhhhh schadenfreude 2089 reads
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Pat Robertson indicted in child porn scandal


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AnotherInaneNubieQuestion 2892 reads
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If the service stinks do I still I leave a tip?


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69forever 2884 reads
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Ben Dover, this was a great idea for a thread!!!


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YourKarmaSuitsYa 2756 reads
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I ONLY shorted the provider $50; why won't she take my call?


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Rapacious Rimmer 2949 reads
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DATO; the OTHER pink meat


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ItsAlimentary 3067 reads
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Be it Oral or Anal copulation


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YouGottaBeShittinMe 2417 reads
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Where do these providers come off asking for ID & references


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AintFuckinRocketScience 2348 reads
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Why do I need to "un-block" my call?


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Ben Dover is an asshole! 2370 reads
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I though it was time to "lighten up" a little, since most people seem to think -->


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Rim Job Aftertaste 2364 reads
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The part I just can't get past is the....


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Noob Boob 3913 reads
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If the pussy stinks, do I still have to taste it?


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Sheriff Lobo 2353 reads
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Because some providers are so nieve that they still think LE will call from the police station phone


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Crack Whore 2658 reads
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As a matter of fact, I HAVE BEEN!


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MiserablyMyopic 2068 reads
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Arrogant, shortsighted quips like that are


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cinderella-escort 2785 reads
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I lost my GLASS slipper in my vagina -


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But I love to wear thongs 1595 reads
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I may be a hobbyist...

eom

Penurious Pervert 2185 reads
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Goddamnit!!! She charges extra for Anal


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40 Year Old Virgin 3170 reads
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What exactly does this " Anal" thing feel like? And why do you want it so bad? Can I buy it on Ebay?


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Skunk Cunt 1969 reads
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Come taste this!


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Whoreton Hatches a Who 3833 reads
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I meant what I said and I said what I meant, these guys are unfaithful, 100 percent.


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Mao Tse Bung 2574 reads
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Bend over for public self-criticism and re-education. (eom)


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Ya think 1793 reads
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Re:Thanksgiving is over, and I'm running out of room. lol eom


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Michael Jackson 1972 reads
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I think Pat and I can both agree on who's REALLY behind this...(eom)



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My Only Friend The End 4518 reads
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Hot Ass Little Boy 2975 reads
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Mr. Jackson,,, May I have some of your money?


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Phallicism 1912 reads
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Phallus in Wonderland is my ATF alias that I've seen on the boards,,, I have some "tributes" to it


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Phallus In Chains 1423 reads
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Such as:


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Battlestar Phallictica 4102 reads
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.....


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InterPhallicBattleCruiser 2489 reads
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and


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Pat Robertson 2113 reads
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I swear to God, I did not know she was only 12.


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Jerry Falwell 2004 reads
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Personally, I think he's guilty as hell, amen.


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gone fisting 1812 reads
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Why use my dick when I have ---------->


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Rumpledforeskin 1241 reads
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Repunzel, Repunzel, let down your...


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I. Didntgetit 1818 reads
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I must be thick, what is your point.?......


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Mr. Fister 1532 reads
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Show me your favorite fisting hole. Maybe we can go on a fisting trip some weekend?


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Ed Gein 3811 reads
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It's no skin off my back!


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Vaginal Speculum 1725 reads
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I should probably have a look in there and see what crawled in and died!


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Trailer Park Pimp 2288 reads
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DON'T CALL MY BITCH A HO!


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Butt Puppet 1926 reads
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I just like the way this one rolls off the tongue... It makes me smile!


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No Infoe 3022 reads
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I dont (?) I have



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No Infoe 1871 reads
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I dont (?) I have


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Bent over by Ben-Dover 3499 reads
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Stande aside, This is my specialty!


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OB/GYN Kenobi 2494 reads
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Force is strong...and wet...and warm and stuff :)



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suck my dick 1677 reads
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If you're not doing anything later you can......


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No Sanity Clause 1944 reads
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Ah, ya can't fool me! There is


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Admitted Homo Sapiens 1425 reads
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My sexual orientation?


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I take it in the ass 2475 reads
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I prefer to --->


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TWINK SHRINK 2519 reads
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I can help you realize that you're really gay...


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Weapon of Mass Erection 2573 reads
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I'm HARD to find


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Son of Mr. Info 1907 reads
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Don't freak out, people -- I'm a test tube baby.....



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no sense of humor 1547 reads
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There is no such thing as a funny alias. EOM


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stinky scrotum 2450 reads
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I can usually be found near Smelly!


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ButtPiratesoftheCaribbean 2274 reads
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AVAST, me hearties! Stand aside or walk the crank...I mean, PLANK! (eom)


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pooterhunter 1291 reads
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Funnyist Fuckin Line in that movie

When he's about to leave the bar with the girl from the bookstore and he says "I hope ya gotta big trunk, cuz I'm gonna put my bike in it>

Her "yeauh" response - priceless!

Eaton Crowe 2787 reads
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If I win this contest you'll all be eating me! eom


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Natalie Drest 1363 reads
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At least I dress the part! (EOM)


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Shirley Shatwell 1880 reads
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I should win the award for most regular alias! (EOM)


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Sharon Orifice 1367 reads
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And I would like to thank the academy for the great gang bang! Oh BTW

the name is Italian and pronounced "Aura Fee Chee" you filthy minded scoundrels!


Here oscar, come here boy!!!!!!!

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Cum Philosopher 2318 reads
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It is impossible to create life without Y chromosomes!


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Cunt Cheese 1905 reads
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We should get together and make a sandwich!


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½ Assed 2425 reads
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My attempt at humor falls short and is somewhat -->


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Chester the Molestor 3410 reads
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I win!


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Clean my Plumbing 3279 reads
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I win!


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Gitcho Roxoff 1703 reads
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I win!


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Haul my Ashes 2788 reads
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I win!


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Hide my Salami 2352 reads
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I win!


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High Protein Snack 2129 reads
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I win!


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Kamaniwanalaya 3039 reads
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I win!


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Pearl Necklace Designer 1602 reads
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I win!


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Phil Anderer 2557 reads
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I win!


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Polish my Helmet 1774 reads
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I win!


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Pushin Big Cushions 2091 reads
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I win!


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Schwanschtucke 1665 reads
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I win!


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Spank Your Monkey 2470 reads
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I win!


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Sploooge! 2031 reads
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I win!


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The Sultan of Twat 1931 reads
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I win!


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Tonsil Spray 2498 reads
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I win!


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Yellow Nose 2916 reads
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I win!


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Uncle Pervy 3444 reads
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So youre the one that had it when I tried to redgester that alias!


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Certified Pre-Fucked 1686 reads
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I'm not divorced, I'm


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CiaraPhx See my TER Reviews 2067 reads
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Love this one! (eom)


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F**k U 2 1765 reads
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No, I do!!! :) nt


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eerie lackanookie 3558 reads
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No wonder the trains run on time - EOM


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Porno Marx 3731 reads
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The only instrument left was the mouth organ - eom


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I fucked her in the ass 1511 reads
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Still, It's ok to have preferences....


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Wax My Plot 1809 reads
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That hurt like hell! But now it's soooo smooth!


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Human Jack-o-Latern 1492 reads
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Wax my chest!


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IKnowYourGayBecause 1937 reads
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You like Coldplay!


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IwouldSewUpMyVaginaThan 2010 reads
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Look at your face.


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Necrofiliac 1786 reads
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I like 'em cold.... and limp....


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fucking amazing 1898 reads
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Is this the longest thread in the history of TER?


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Yuck Fou 1201 reads
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Dyslexia Rules!!


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Moisture Missile 1673 reads
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Nuclear Heat Seeking


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Necromantic 1399 reads
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You are so


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earsay 2251 reads
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Re:«««««« THE FIRST UNSANCTIONED TER "FUNNIEST ALIAS CONTEST" »»»»»»

Here are a few I use in chat...see if you like em.
Daty Llama, Sven Golly, moassthanatoiletseat, gnat king pole, gnat king troll, dickless cheney, Scenario Duh Bergerac, Poultry in Motion, Peckerwood, Mao Tse Tongue and many others. Hope you like em!!

Alias Discount Broker 2290 reads
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Can we sell funny aliases on ebay?


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ShithouseDoorOnATunaBoat 1753 reads
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Are you implying that it smells like a ===========>


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Blind Harry Palmer 1565 reads
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I don't see the humor in that


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Maykus Sickby, VD 3039 reads
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Thought I was the only Hollywood doctor


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Anal Lube is 4 WIMPS! 1296 reads
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Late for the party as usual [end]


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Cranium Greek 3245 reads
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My latest creation [end]


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Caesar Anilingus 987 reads
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I shall welease Woger!


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naughtyus Maximus 1975 reads
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unfortunately some one else has Bigus Dickus


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Incontientia Buttocks 1703 reads
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But he has a wife you know


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Fart Monkey 1672 reads
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Beans, beans, the magic fruit. The more you eat the more you toot!


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Alias #3,527 4204 reads
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My list is bigger than your list ------>


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Fart Enthusiast 2319 reads
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I'd like to smell your alias


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