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This isn't my board and I don't make the rules here,,, but I won't let that stop me from trying.....

Here we go! Let's get out some of those smelly old aliases (pun intended) and show what we've got! Or create some new ones!

Here's the rules:

-- KEEP THE CONTEST ON THIS THREAD ONLY! (I don't want GND paddling my ass on the moderator board for making a mess in here!,,, or wait, maybe I do!  

-- the point of the contest is to "showcase aliases" so try to keep everything in the /subject/ box and alias only - no need for message content.

-- TRY TO KEEP A GOOD SINCE OF HUMOR ABOUT THIS! (This is NOT an "alias war" to see how many people we can piss off!)  If this contest goes well maybe we can try turning up the heat a little next time.

-- Keep it "sort of" clean! (At least to start!)

-- IN THIS THREAD ONLY!!! It is ok to post in as many different aliases as you want! And as many times as you want! (This rule is subject to change without notice!)

-- When this all dies down and we decide the winner, the prize will be: I will let you smell my finger!  (Strangely, that is also the same as the punishment for the worst alias.....)