Case of straight hate.

1. Extremely late arrival (30 min or more).
2. Upsell (instant turn-off)
3. Smoker's breath. Smoke on clothes and hair.
4. Provider with a lot of mileage.  Yes, complete turn-off if it's really loose down there.

1. Evidence of drug use
2. Bad hygiene  
3. Abrasive attitude

.....case of jumping to conclusions.

1) Anyone who asks if I will pick up her Valtrex prescription on my way.

Why use the "ignore" button though?
Just asking!

Herpes is ok girls ... Fire away!

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1) Horrible Reviews in addition to outrageous donations
2) Not dressed or ready to go
3) Excessive talkin

...she was too pretty to pass up. She was excellent.

No and I don't think he ever will. ...

Fatvern is a bit slow at times, I guess he thinks you should pay good money for a woman who won't let you near her coochie because she is straight.

True dat. I'll ask twice, but there won't be a third "request".

I beg to differ, lopaw has never burdened me, nor anyone else on here with her sexuality. She has expressed her perspective and I find it refreshing to hear of a female hobbyist perspective and it certainly her right to do so. The fact that lopaw is lesbian doesn't change my life, liberty or happiness, this is because it's her business and not mine. Take your blinders off man, the world is filled with different people who think differently, have different sexual orientations and who like different things. If we were all the same, thought the same way, liked the same things it would be an excruciatingly boring existance.  

The same for me

Have you tried a Female Condom

You are assuming that all female providers who won't see women are straight.    

1)  Hunchback
2)  Eyepatch
3)  Penis

1. Cbj
2. Bad hygiene
3. Mechanical non-gfe vibe
4. And to a lesser extent no CIM (not a complete deal breaker)

I'm a creature of habit, I know what interests me the biggest factor I have is having to fill out a form on her website.  That's just not going to occur.

I'm always stunned by how little some men know about the female anatomy.  

I'd much rather obsess over what I like... Fit, unpretentious, women.

Of course, who would be foolish enough to take the other side of that bet?

....ignorant, small minded homophobes like yourself who burden US with your irreverant and infantile attempts to troll and bait.

Well simply put those providers are of no use to me, and when checking out ads its much easier to filter them out that way. I cant keep track of the many, many providers who post ads in my area (and their clientele preferences), and nothing is more tiresome than opening up an ad only to realize that she isn't an option. Putting her on ignore cleans up my viewing considerably.

I find that you always have to remind everyone you are a lesbian. That's fine and good, but do we always need to be reminded?

I'd like a little pussy..

My ATF fits that description! Good number of tats, nice perky spinner Asian ones, and blue hair. We'll agree to disagree!

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It If you'd just STFU. You really are small.

Many of the ads I click on are a no go for me, there are many reasons from cost to unatractiveness, however I don't put those profiles on ignore.

Ahhh! I understand completely

1) Her TER looks grade is noticeably higher than her performance grade. This suggests either a pillow princess or a limited menu.

The three things that turn me off:

Unfuckingbelievable image.......

I am not far off that come summer (off season less definition in the midsection)  and the gym I go to has plenty of that.

I don't know about your #2 Jinx....

Other than in bigfatpimpathyverns head where lesbians behaving like lesbians are a burden on him.  

Like I said 1000x before- if you don't like what I post them don't fucking read it. Simple enough.

I promise to buy you a protein smoothie after our workout...

1) HIV
2) Herps
3) Syphillis and gon-gorrea

... I enjoy your posts and perspective, so keep them coming.

... while the pic is drool-inducing, "fit" includes a wide range of body types for me, and includes their general approach to life, not just physique.  You just don't see abs as perfect as on that woman much in real life.  Yes, H+T, we know you're an exception!

You are 100% correct.  Eyepatches can be sexy.  So forget I said eyepatch and replace it with

yep tiny tits are good.

Lo

the tattoos and the weird hair color make the sex better.  This is because when they have tattoos and weird hair, it means they think of themselves as "artistic".  This makes it easier to feel like I'm degrading them when I fuck them.

1. She didn't even make my to do list if she has bad reviews.

1) older than me.
2) heavier than me.
3) uglier than me.

1) 60 minutes $2000
2) combo of A cup and Baby Fat
3) combo of 1 & 2

I bet if I filled out your form, you'd have know idea who I am.