Why use the "ignore" button though?
Just asking!
2--doesn't see women
3-doesn't see women
That's really the only reason I will put a provider on my DNS list and also on 'ignore'.
Any other issue is no doubt something I can look past if I really want to see her.
1--excessive tattoos
2--tiny tits
3--weird hair color
1-cbj
2-no kissing
3-smoker
I like all three of the things you hate!
Here's my list.
1) No kissing.
2) CBJ. (I can't get into these no matter how good)
3) Poor hygiene. Yeah, I ran into that a couple of times unfortunately 
2--tiny tits
3--weird hair color
Covered blowy
No kissing or open mouth pseudo kissing
Smoker
Excessive talking that ruins the sensual mood
Keeping her legs closed to avoid full penetration (really hate that)!
Love tiny tits BTW
#6? Are you unnaturally long? Because if you are, that might be the case so she does not get her cervix pounded. That is kinda like getting a kick to the nuts...very painful and might halt the PV sex period.
Or she is tilted so her cervix is unnaturally pushed forward. How often have you had a woman do this that makes you place it on your list?
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yep tiny tits are good.
Because you have eliminated some outstanding providers with your list, I mean outstanding.
But, to each their own.
I'll only add this, when I was younger I used to have prejudices and an image of what I thought women to be. Then I opened up, and it's been absolutely liberating. Pushing my envelope was the best thing I could have done.
These are things I'm not likely to know before I see her for the first time.
Upselling, absolute turnoff, I have walked out on sessions with up sellers who also misrepresented themselves. Have your rate clearly posted on your site, and my envelope will be correct. I don't negotiate either way, I'm not a cheap bastard, but I have an expectation of what I'm paying for.
If she smokes, and she does nothing to mask the smell. I used to smoke and now I'm quite sensitive to the smell. It's none of my business if she smokes, she should just do all that she can so that I don't notice.
Cbj, I can't cum and mostly can't maintain an erection with a condom on. I have had one woman, count them one, who was able to ride me to a finish with a condom on and so there is perhaps hope for me in the future to get over the mental block I have with condoms.
Have you tried a Female Condom
as long as she has a nice ass.
2--tiny tits
3--weird hair color
1. Crazy
2. Narcotic dependency
3. Involves me in her personal life because we are both in the same room
1--doesn't see women
2--doesn't see women
3-doesn't see women
That's really the only reason I will put a provider on my DNS list and also on 'ignore'.
Any other issue is no doubt something I can look past if I really want to see her.
Case of straight hate.
.....case of jumping to conclusions.
Putting someone on my DNS who isn't girl-friendly isn't "straight hate", as much as you'd like it to be. It is simply not wasting my time on someone who isn't a viable option. Understand now?
Putting someone on my DNS who isn't girl-friendly isn't "straight hate", as much as you'd like it to be. It is simply not wasting my time on someone who isn't a viable option. Understand now?
Your continuing theme here is consistent of your disdain for heterosexual women.
You also burden other people with your sexuality, a common trend amongst the LGBT community.
I beg to differ, lopaw has never burdened me, nor anyone else on here with her sexuality. She has expressed her perspective and I find it refreshing to hear of a female hobbyist perspective and it certainly her right to do so. The fact that lopaw is lesbian doesn't change my life, liberty or happiness, this is because it's her business and not mine. Take your blinders off man, the world is filled with different people who think differently, have different sexual orientations and who like different things. If we were all the same, thought the same way, liked the same things it would be an excruciatingly boring existance.
Celebrate our differences, instead of hating everyone who thinks differently. I for one am not gay, bi or curious, I would never see a TS, it just doesn't interest me to do so, but I'd sure enjoy meeting and talking with TS Sasha.
Change will happen, you can embrace it, or you can be left behind in the dust. Your choice. This doesn't mean that you have to change your orientation, likes/dislikes only that you should extend respect to those that do think/feel differently than you do.
Hey lopaw, remember, when/if we do meet at a M&G someday, I owe you a drink. Stay cool.
Putting someone on my DNS who isn't girl-friendly isn't "straight hate", as much as you'd like it to be. It is simply not wasting my time on someone who isn't a viable option. Understand now?
Why ignore all the pussy shy providers?
Your continuing theme here is consistent of your disdain for heterosexual women.
You also burden other people with your sexuality, a common trend amongst the LGBT community.
Of course, who would be foolish enough to take the other side of that bet?
Personally I find lopaw far from a "burden" she's a constant reminder that there is no "normal" around here, nor should there be.
Other than in bigfatpimpathyverns head where lesbians behaving like lesbians are a burden on him.
I do apologize to pussy for my assertion that he is one. Pussy is likable.
I do apologize to pussy for my assertion that he is one. Pussy is likable.
I bet if I filled out your form, you'd have know idea who I am.
....ignorant, small minded homophobes like yourself who burden US with your irreverant and infantile attempts to troll and bait.
No matter what name you choose to post under, you always have been and will continue to be a loathesome small minded bigot. If you don't like what I write, feel free to put ME on ignore.
I find that you always have to remind everyone you are a lesbian. That's fine and good, but do we always need to be reminded?
No matter what name you choose to post under, you always have been and will continue to be a loathesome small minded bigot. If you don't like what I write, feel free to put ME on ignore.
It If you'd just STFU. You really are small.
Lopaw has every right to express her perspective of our wonderful life. I wouldn't think that there would be such narrow minded people as you in our corner of the world, but I'm wrong again.
Answer me this skippy, how does it change your life, liberty or happiness that lopaw is Lesbian, or that she posts her perspective?
Why are you so afraid of people who are different than you or your peers?
You have every right to post your opinions/perspective, it's just that they are so small and insignificant that they annoy us, kind of like when a gnat annoys someone as it flies around their head.
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Like I said 1000x before- if you don't like what I post them don't fucking read it. Simple enough.
Apparently I remind everyone that I'm a lesbian about as much as you remind us that you're an idiot. It balances out nicely.
No and I don't think he ever will. ...
Fatvern is a bit slow at times, I guess he thinks you should pay good money for a woman who won't let you near her coochie because she is straight.
As for me, besides Man hating lesbians, or man hating non lesbians for that matter, the way to get on my "Must miss" list are to be
Vieja
Gorda
Fea
Or any combination of the above.
That and no kissing will do it for me. Oh, and one last thing, don't make me jump through hoops. It's been said a thousand times, but it bears repeating "I will beg for pussy and I will pay for pussy, but I will not beg to pay for pussy"
True dat. I'll ask twice, but there won't be a third "request".
... I enjoy your posts and perspective, so keep them coming.
You are assuming that all female providers who won't see women are straight.
Personally, I won't see couples or female clients, but I am bisexual. I love women, so much so that I'm unable to be "professional" about it. So I won't accept them as clients.
I get it that I'm weird.
xoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxo
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Why use the "ignore" button though?
Just asking!
2--doesn't see women
3-doesn't see women
That's really the only reason I will put a provider on my DNS list and also on 'ignore'.
Any other issue is no doubt something I can look past if I really want to see her.
Well simply put those providers are of no use to me, and when checking out ads its much easier to filter them out that way. I cant keep track of the many, many providers who post ads in my area (and their clientele preferences), and nothing is more tiresome than opening up an ad only to realize that she isn't an option. Putting her on ignore cleans up my viewing considerably.
Many of the ads I click on are a no go for me, there are many reasons from cost to unatractiveness, however I don't put those profiles on ignore.
Ahhh! I understand completely 
I will keep it to 3 as that is how the post starts so my top 3 is
1. CBJ
2. No DFK and LFK
3. Excessive tattoos
1--excessive tattoos
2--tiny tits
3--weird hair color
1. Extremely late arrival (30 min or more).
2. Upsell (instant turn-off)
3. Smoker's breath. Smoke on clothes and hair.
4. Provider with a lot of mileage. Yes, complete turn-off if it's really loose down there.
I'm always stunned by how little some men know about the female anatomy.
I've literally been having sex about every other day since I turned 18 (my first time was right after my 18th birthday party because I wanted to ring in adulthood with a bang. All pun intended). Do the math... With that said, it's not uncommon that I have someone begging me to slow down or switch position because they don't want to pop too quickly. I'm not bragging, just stating facts.
Lot's of sex does nothing to alter the shape or size of a woman's vagina. Aside from trauma like childbearing, it's mostly genetically predetermined and there's little you can do to change it. "Mileage" has absolutely nothing to do with it.
I'd like a little pussy..
Street-walker says, "Yeah, me too. Mine's as big as a house.
1. Evidence of drug use
2. Bad hygiene
3. Abrasive attitude
Other things not as bad, but that turn me off:
- Bad teeth/breath, ruins the possibility of kissing
- Too ticklish, tends to ruin the mood
- Too much plastic surgery, my preference
- dirty finger or toe nails
- Cold fish attitude
1) Anyone who asks if I will pick up her Valtrex prescription on my way.
2)Anyone who tells me that she will be right back because she has to rinse out the condom from her last appointment.
3) Anyone who tells me that the bad smell is from the fact that her cat learned how to use the can opener.
Yep those are mine.
Herpes is ok girls ... Fire away!
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1) Horrible Reviews in addition to outrageous donations
2) Not dressed or ready to go
3) Excessive talkin
...she was too pretty to pass up. She was excellent.
1) Hunchback
2) Eyepatch
3) Penis
I don't know about your #2 Jinx....
Remember Daryl Hanna in Kill Bill 2 ? Very Doable In my opinion.
But your #1 & 3, total agreement especially #3.
You are 100% correct. Eyepatches can be sexy. So forget I said eyepatch and replace it with
2) Wooden false teeth
Remember Daryl Hanna in Kill Bill 2 ? Very Doable In my opinion.
But your #1 & 3, total agreement especially #3.
1. Cbj
2. Bad hygiene
3. Mechanical non-gfe vibe
4. And to a lesser extent no CIM (not a complete deal breaker)
I'm a creature of habit, I know what interests me the biggest factor I have is having to fill out a form on her website. That's just not going to occur.
I'd much rather obsess over what I like... Fit, unpretentious, women.
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I am not far off that come summer (off season less definition in the midsection) and the gym I go to has plenty of that.
I promise to buy you a protein smoothie after our workout...
Unfuckingbelievable image.......
... while the pic is drool-inducing, "fit" includes a wide range of body types for me, and includes their general approach to life, not just physique. You just don't see abs as perfect as on that woman much in real life. Yes, H+T, we know you're an exception!
My ATF fits that description! Good number of tats, nice perky spinner Asian ones, and blue hair. We'll agree to disagree!
1) Her TER looks grade is noticeably higher than her performance grade. This suggests either a pillow princess or a limited menu.
2) I can get comparable girl in looks and sexiness for free with moderate level of effort via traditional methods ( aka "civies at a bar")
The three things that turn me off:
1. No regard for their fellow human beings
2. Supercilious
3. Runs over puppies on purpose
In other words, Cruella deVill
1) HIV
2) Herps
3) Syphillis and gon-gorrea
the tattoos and the weird hair color make the sex better. This is because when they have tattoos and weird hair, it means they think of themselves as "artistic". This makes it easier to feel like I'm degrading them when I fuck them.
does anyone agree with me?
1. She didn't even make my to do list if she has bad reviews.
2. She didn't even make my to do list is she's bitchy on the boards.
3. And lastly, if she does make my list, she's gone if she no shows, doesn't respond in a reasonable amount of time (I seriously had a lady respond one year later), or tries to string me along (just ten more minutes baby)
1) older than me.
2) heavier than me.
3) uglier than me.
2--tiny tits
3--weird hair color
Anyway, what I look for is "sweet and cute" GFE. Not really looking for the vampy porn star experience. So the immediate "nope; not her" attributes are
1) no kissing with tongue
2) no BBBJ
3) no CIM
4) smokes (and I can tell)
I very much prefer natural tits over enhanced, even if that means small. (I actually prefer a little on the smaller side; not a fan of D's or above). But fake tits are not a deal-breaker.
Tattoos and body piercings do *nothing* at all for me; but something delicate or understated won't put me off. Tats all over the place or jewelry in all sorts of weird places will have me saying "pass."
I don't want to see, taste, or smell cigarettes.
"Weird hair color?" LOL. At one point I might have agreed. But one of the providers I've seen twice (Piper) and very much hope to see again has "weird hair color" -- but it really really works with her! And she's so GFE and I thought we had a very good connection those two times, that I find her hair to be, well, captivating.
1) 60 minutes $2000
2) combo of A cup and Baby Fat
3) combo of 1 & 2