There are two kinds of men for me:

* the guys in the hobby

* the civvies

The guys in the hobby are always straight shooters, everything up front and unwrapped to the birthday suit.

They are the bada bing bada boing ones...."hey BDG,  I'm looking at your pics and I'm horny as hell now. Have time for me today?"

Easy, simple, right to the point. They come over, we start to grop, grab & fuck by the door and when they leave I'm purring like a satisfied kitten.

But, once in a while I like to play civvie. I travel a whole lot and I post ads on dating boards looking for an innocent prey for the evening, after I'm done working so it's MY turn to lay back and be pampered.

This week I'm traveling and I posted an ad. As usual, tons of replies of hopeful horny souls trying to fuck me in the ass.

I got exactly 207 mails, all with pictures.

75% of the pictures are from their erect dicks, front view, side view, bellow view, over view, strangled in a tight grip to make it puffier, covered in jizzz, hairy, shaved, big balls, small balls. You name it and I get them all.

But ONE thing these guys have in common is the pride & joy shot of their dick next to a Corona beer bottle.

Why is that? Why Corona?

(Ahhh and there were some next to a pepsi can too ~~~~~ BTW my favorites)

. . . just the right size for their penises?

a corona sized penis up in  my tight ass?

Honestly, I prefer coke can size.

and another pet peeve of mine with civvie guys pictures - why send, besides the dick/corona comparison, pictures of him with one or more gorgeous looking women, better looking than me of course?

Do they think a woman will pick them because they just hang out with models?

Did I miss your narrative?

Maybe there's something in your presentation (photos and text) that just screams "Send me photos of your penis!"  One tends to attract what one puts out.

I can't explain the Corona thing, however.  For most of us poor fellows, would the following be a much more appropriate size indicator?

. . . masturbating with the bottle, but that would mean their penises were smaller.

Seriously, maybe you should look at Corona's advertising campaign.  I'll wager the answer may be there, and there may observe something about the power of modern marketing and advertising at influencing people.

I can't personally suggest why.  I don't drink, and I don't own a TV either.  The pop bottle gives you an idea of my vices-- besides the obvious ones entailed in posting here.  

they could have posed next to a shot of tequila with salt & lime. Meaning: slam it down hard, feel the burn as it goes down, add some salt to the burn and kill the taste with some lime juice. But, hey! Now you want to get up on the bar and dance. I know, I'm sooo sick sometimes. Wink!

Hugs,
Ciara

...frankly I couldn't care less what kind of beer it is so long as it's ice cold and not Coors.

Give me a Killian's Red any day. However, Corona will work if I'm vacationing in Mexico. Wink!

Hugs,
Ciara

Funny how Coors used to be the sacred liquid. People would bring back cases from their trips to Colorado. Now that it's available everywhere, the only Coors that sells is their light version. I used to like the 3.2 percent version for the taste.

...to one of my first clients when I worked outcall through an agency.

I showed up to the no-tell motel.  Standard CC porn, crappy mattress and cheesy ambiance (but hey, everything has it's time and place...).

He's real quiet...got a 6 pack of Coronas he's drinking, so I'm thinking maybe he'll loosen up.  I'm getting no read whatsoever about what he's into or what he's looking for.

I start him with massage to break the ice...on his stomach first, then flip...  I get done with the deeper stuff then am doing my light little finger touchy stuff when he *very slowly* starts reaching over to grab an empty Corona bottle.  My first instinct is that he's going to try and hit me upside the head with it, so I say, "What are you doing??"  He continues to slowly grab the bottle and draw it towards himself without answering, my apprehension continuing as well, until he finally flipped it around and put it between his legs.

He wanted me to fuck him in the ass with the fat side of the bottle.

I'd like to say that I was relieved, but at my tender age, I was still a little unsettled as my experiences with more adventurous pursuits were still fairly limited.  Ah, if he could see me now...

Maybe he's not the only one that enjoys Corona for more then the taste...

xoM

How about the rest of the story?  Did you comply with the request?

Life is tougher now that we all drink wine.  Ouch!

Corona -  the raised ridge on a penis that separates the glans from the shaft. When fully stimulated, the erotic sensations felt in the corona are perceived as having a slow, warm, and rich quality.

I'll drink to that...
Although I like my C beer variety limed... fast,cold, and poored right from the bottle.

Cheers!

-- Modified on 12/29/2005 8:03:48 AM

It was one of my more uncomfortable moments as an escort, as he was so hard to read and had very little verbal communication, therefore it was very difficult to sense his boundaries.  He kept wimpering in a little boy's voice for me to stop, so I would stop and ask if he was ok, then he would talk normal and say he was ok, so I would continue...but to have him revert to the little boy "stop" whining...  Perhaps it was due to the newness of so many things about the scene itself, but I ended up feeling like I was somehow violating him, or that he was reliving a past experience.  He could very well have been role playing in his sub space, and just wasn't unable to communicate to me directly what he wanted...when you are left to guess what is going on, the mind can sometimes make things worse then it is after all...

xoM

OOH-La-La!!!!

I can see why that would have disturbed you at that point in your career.  I guess it takes all types, but that visual is even going to stay with me.