Could it be that the Corona bottle is . . .

. . . just the right size for their penises?

Did I miss your narrative?

Maybe there's something in your presentation (photos and text) that just screams "Send me photos of your penis!"  One tends to attract what one puts out.

I can't explain the Corona thing, however.  For most of us poor fellows, would the following be a much more appropriate size indicator?

My choice for comparison would be a 2-liter pop bottle, but that's just me.

Seriously, maybe you should look at Corona's advertising campaign.  I'll wager the answer may be there, and there may observe something about the power of modern marketing and advertising at influencing people.

I can't personally suggest why.  I don't drink, and I don't own a TV either.  The pop bottle gives you an idea of my vices-- besides the obvious ones entailed in posting here.  

It could have been a worse marketing decoy . . .

they could have posed next to a shot of tequila with salt & lime. Meaning: slam it down hard, feel the burn as it goes down, add some salt to the burn and kill the taste with some lime juice. But, hey! Now you want to get up on the bar and dance. I know, I'm sooo sick sometimes. Wink!

Hugs,
Ciara

...frankly I couldn't care less what kind of beer it is so long as it's ice cold and not Coors.

...to one of my first clients when I worked outcall through an agency.

I showed up to the no-tell motel.  Standard CC porn, crappy mattress and cheesy ambiance (but hey, everything has it's time and place...).

He's real quiet...got a 6 pack of Coronas he's drinking, so I'm thinking maybe he'll loosen up.  I'm getting no read whatsoever about what he's into or what he's looking for.

I start him with massage to break the ice...on his stomach first, then flip...  I get done with the deeper stuff then am doing my light little finger touchy stuff when he *very slowly* starts reaching over to grab an empty Corona bottle.  My first instinct is that he's going to try and hit me upside the head with it, so I say, "What are you doing??"  He continues to slowly grab the bottle and draw it towards himself without answering, my apprehension continuing as well, until he finally flipped it around and put it between his legs.

He wanted me to fuck him in the ass with the fat side of the bottle.

I'd like to say that I was relieved, but at my tender age, I was still a little unsettled as my experiences with more adventurous pursuits were still fairly limited.  Ah, if he could see me now...

Maybe he's not the only one that enjoys Corona for more then the taste...

xoM

Why Corona?

Corona -  the raised ridge on a penis that separates the glans from the shaft. When fully stimulated, the erotic sensations felt in the corona are perceived as having a slow, warm, and rich quality.

I'll drink to that...
Although I like my C beer variety limed... fast,cold, and poored right from the bottle.

Cheers!

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