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I hear that she likes oats (eom)
Officer Cartman 59 Reviews 2096 reads
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1 / 29

Why does Hollywood keep pushing this women down our throat?  Who thinks she's hot?

gtbeatdawgs 9 Reviews 535 reads
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2 / 29

Good Q, I think she looks like Cruella DeVille!

WillHammerYou 23 Reviews 347 reads
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4 / 29
darkanubis 264 reads
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6 / 29

FINALLY! Although that damn show...I kept telling everyone...I don't get it?

She's not a horse for sure, but what the hell...sex symbol...no

But she didn't look to bad in Honeymoon Vegas, killer body, but face-wise, average.

Okay this going to date me, but does anyone remember the show she was in the early 80's playing a nerdy girl...I don't remember the name.

little phil 37 Reviews 138 reads
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7 / 29
darkanubis 797 reads
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8 / 29

Come on...that's no criteria...we would do most/all women in different situations...okay...as long as we are horny

holeydiver 113 Reviews 870 reads
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9 / 29

Peter Griffin, the Dad on Family Guy, says she looks like a foot.  I concur.  

Would I foot fuck?  Of course.

Hardwood469 18 Reviews 143 reads
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11 / 29
Bostonguy57 48 Reviews 316 reads
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12 / 29

I'd do her before Madonna or Britney in a heartbeat. Amy Winehouse is hot but too F'n troubled for me.
I'd crawl across broken glass to get to Sandra Oh!


ManJimmy 426 reads
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13 / 29

"pretty"

There's plenty of women inside and outside of Hollywood that look better than her.  She appeals to women more than she does men.

Smelly Smegma 285 reads
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14 / 29
ElDangeroso 1 Reviews 297 reads
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15 / 29

But would have to work from behind or in the dark.

MIKE1010 8 Reviews 391 reads
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16 / 29
MrSelfDestruct 44 Reviews 318 reads
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17 / 29

Maxim's subscriber demographic is likely made up of 19 year old frat boys.  WTF would they know about sexy anyway? "Jessica Alba, high five, dude!" I have never been that into her looks, but give me a break.

SJP is rich, well respected within her acting range (plenty of Emmys and Golden Globes), has a longtime stable Hollywood marriage (which says something about this woman by itself), leads a useful personal life, and is in pretty good shape for a 42 year old mother (compare her to most of your wives, guys... not to Jessica "I couldn't act if I had a gun to my head" Alba).

I would fuck SJP in a heartbeat over many, if not most, of the people that Maxim would rate highly...because she obviously knows how to keep her husband happy, and, as she is intelligent, could likely give you a better time in bed.

And by the way, Hollywood doesn't push anything down "our" throat that doesn't sell...at least not more than once.

See more on SJP, a REAL woman, below.


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thickredbeauty See my TER Reviews 930 reads
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18 / 29

While I don't find her stunning, I do find her unique.  She has a certain charm about her.  I grew up around horses and she reminds me honestly, of an elegant thoroughbred- which in my book is beautiful.  She's long, lanky and toned- her nose doesn't play into my view BTW.  Her nose may not be the "ideal" but I like that she didn't give into societal pressure and get it "done".  She is who she is, brava!

Her eyes are breathtaking, IMO.

Her personality is playful and she just somehow sparkles.  She is smart, funny, humble (by Hollywood standards), a great actress, hard working, a good wife from outward appearance and a saavy businesswoman.  All qualities to be admired in my eyes.

So she doesn't look like all the other plastic eye candy, long live variety.

She does her own thing, gracefully without conforming, and that is very threatening and/or interesting to most.  That is why the spotlight keeps finding her.

XO
Melanie

MrSelfDestruct 44 Reviews 1288 reads
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19 / 29
Mister Red Baron 19 Reviews 244 reads
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20 / 29
Light 21 Reviews 237 reads
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21 / 29
briannaalexander See my TER Reviews 231 reads
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22 / 29

I notice two things immediately, 1. she wears her hair the wrong way for her face. It's way too long for her face. This makes her long face look longer. A shorter style looks great on her. 2. She should gain some weight. Her face is extremely thin, and that ages her. She is far from the unsexiest lady to me. I thought she looked great in Honeymoon in Vegas. I know she's older now, but I think she could look just as good.



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holeydiver 113 Reviews 196 reads
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23 / 29

... so I would agree with your deduction.

sweetnicole1 See my TER Reviews 291 reads
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24 / 29

why she allows this article to be how she feels society defines her is beyond me. It would have been smarter on her part to shrug it off as if it didn't phase her, but now we all know it did. Fuel for the fire is all she gave them.

holeydiver 113 Reviews 585 reads
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25 / 29
Katielady2006 See my TER Reviews 193 reads
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26 / 29

She doesn't deserve that label... to be scored less than Amy Winehouse with her crack addiction, her bruises, track marks, skin problems and horrific hair? Please...

Katie

DC. 51 Reviews 704 reads
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27 / 29

until she opens her mouth or performs her art.  Then she gets better looking with every word and performance.  MrSelfDestruct is right on here - she, as a person, is hot.

For a group that gets unfairly judged by society, we can be too quick to judge someone else for the cover rather than the substance.


just my 2 cents.

FloraFaun See my TER Reviews 538 reads
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28 / 29

She has a unique beauty. I like her personality, she is very optomistic, which is also an attractive quality. Her body is very graceful and elegant.
I think the test of "how attractive is she" for you guys is to get her in a g-string and heels, have her say "Do you mind honey, if I suck you down there?", and I do believe all of you would say "yes".

Sheep67 9 Reviews 524 reads
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29 / 29

The kid play Mitch on the movie Real Genius...isn't that her?

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