But I only speak Italian. If it weren't for Babelfish I'd never post here.

Ciao!

so to spice things up I learned some phrases in my ATF's native tongue.

It wasn't the dirty ones as most people usually try to learn first.

It took her by surprise and she said it was the sweetest thing AND it also got her a little wet.

She and her pals love to hear me say it, and so does my drycleaner.  8o)

and doesn't EVERYONE speak their native language fluently? Isn't that what makes it their native language in the first place,

My native language in "Merican", and yes I do speak it fluently. I also speak "Spanglish" as should all residents of the USA. lol

I am also mistakenly recognized as Korean, Japanese, Phillipino, Mexican, Native American, the list just goes on forever.

Who can forget what the Beatles (Ringo?) replied when the boys were asked if there was anything they wanted when they landed at Idlewild (JFK) back in 1964:

"We could use some fags to suck on."

(Fag is English slang for a cigarette.)

I have tried Bing Translator to communicate with my relatives in Rome but it fucks things up beyond all  recognition.  Fortunately, they're fluent in English, too.

The French words for kiss and fuck are pronounced almost exactly the same, execept for the "s" sound in them.  Great care is needed!

between Milano and Palermo!

I miss her posts, and I still remember that voice.....

someone I met here. I must often sing in French so I know a little. But it was uncomfortable and ungrammatic at times.