My arms are not muscular, too skinny.

are too muscular, not skinny enough.

I am past my prime so I am not going there accept for the fact I have a very hairy chest.   Used to be great asset in the Sean Connery era.   Now it’s a dogs breakfast of white, grey, and brown hair.  Yuk!

In jeans, my left butt cheek is not nearly as attractive as my right butt check!!!  

All of me....
Aging is a very humbling experience.

SweetMelissa, why only one ear?
Has it been that way your whole life?

but I remember girls liking my eyes
and paid girls think I'm fine privatewise. But that's a "reoccurring" theme on TV.  
But can't be worse that this guy:

his brain is where his ass should be.  LOL

What?????.......lol

you  stuff this body into your Porsche when you go somewhere?  You would need the fire department with the "jaws of life" on speed dial.  Lol

nothing.

Just the perils of age, I guess.   Oh yeah, the chin wattle - that's gotta be the worst.

I have a really thick cock, like beer can thick. It's always awkward when I see a new provider. It isn' impressed "wow you're so big", it's more "wow I have to deal with that" contemplative awkward silent moment.