are too muscular, not skinny enough.

I am past my prime so I am not going there accept for the fact I have a very hairy chest.   Used to be great asset in the Sean Connery era.   Now it’s a dogs breakfast of white, grey, and brown hair.  Yuk!

Butt cheeks

In jeans, my left butt cheek is not nearly as attractive as my right butt check!!!  

Next question..... Which pocket do I keep my wallet?

All of me....
Aging is a very humbling experience.

the whole thing

but I remember girls liking my eyes
and paid girls think I'm fine privatewise. But that's a "reoccurring" theme on TV.  
But can't be worse that this guy:

nothing.

 
There’s some things I wouldn’t mind tweaks to, but nothing I’m *embarrassed* about.

Just the perils of age, I guess.   Oh yeah, the chin wattle - that's gotta be the worst.

I have a really thick cock, like beer can thick. It's always awkward when I see a new provider. It isn' impressed "wow you're so big", it's more "wow I have to deal with that" contemplative awkward silent moment.