is pompously lecturing you Providers about your failure as a parent because your kid was caught drinking a beer at the high school football game, and he's hinting that he may have to call Child Protective Services if you don't grovel just the way he wants,  can you see his hard-on RIGHT THROUGH THE DESK with some kind of amped-up Reality Radar?  Can you actually look into his mind and watch, like a cartoon, his fantasy of wearing a tutu while he goes down on you? Can you feel his yearning for your touch as strongly as you smell his stale breath across the desk? At your civvie day job, do you sense sexuality driving some meetings or work groups like a shark senses electric impulses from the fish & swimmers in his bay? Has your provider career sharpened your ability beyond even the normal female perceptiveness to see, really see, what's happening around you?

most of the universe.  We can't see it or sense it in any other way, but the dark matter controls how the stars and planets that we do see spin about in galaxies.  The stars and planets are just inconsequential flotsam in an invisible stream. I'm asking if most real human experience is in the dark matter, not in the world of the politicians and priests and etiquette columnists who might be just the flotsam trying to tell the stream where to flow.  I'm asking if Providers have seen enough of how our stars and planets really rotate so that they can see that invisible stream.  

Our ability to discern artifice, duplicity and guile in the prurient hearts of men is honed far more by our civilian experiences than by our hobby ones. A hobbyists carnal intentions are free of ulterior motive. You do not need to choreograph the dance of seduction when the steps have been agreed to in advance.

Don't forget that the 50th Anniversary Special is on simulcast on Saturday....1:50 Central time.

I'll put Serafima and AngelExotic up against Rrasha any day of the fucking week.

Works for me. I’ll be reverting back to speaking Hindi, so update the settings on the translator.

But since you asked...here he is  LOL

If it can decipher Serafimaese and AngelExoticese.....

asked me to point this out.  Don't make me sic Khali on your ass!

Is that a tusk you’re carrying or are you just happy to see me?

Please don't tell CPA that Gunga Din was played by Sam Jaffee.  Just like us Jews stealing good movie roles from honest injuns.  Then again, the Guru was played by an Eye-Talian, Eduardo Cianelli.  
"Kill for the love of killing. Kill for the love of Kali. Kill! Kill! Kill!"
I must see you soon to drive away all thoughts of Kali

Now Hound will have to go into the Witless Protection Program!  Oh, the shame!  Dad loves you, son!

introduce you to GWD (ghostwriterofthedemand)?

Size is less important than the skill in using it.

And so have Conan and Cunning.  So much so that they thought GWD and Rasha might be closely related, lol!
But, if not, they certainly should get to know each other better.  Much better.

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she doesn't seem to share the same sentiment as you and I. Perhaps you should have a talk with her. I'd hate to think a gorgeous, articulate woman such as her finds the conversing of a neanderthal wandering into her bedroom, skillful or not.........

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I very much want hookers to fight one another in a thousands year long battle for supremacy...  

I'm more in agreement with skarphedim re the surgeon vs. the fire hose.  But GWD is undeniably entertaining, even if he does sometimes suffer from logorrhea.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/logorrhea

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rrasha88 is like Hemingway, while GWD is more like William F. Buckley.

Is the obvious comparison.  

One evening at dinner, Winston was in his cups.  The lady next to him said, "Oh, Winston! You are drunk!"
He replied,"And you are ugly.  But in the morning, I shall be sober."