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Deen1896 reads

is pompously lecturing you Providers about your failure as a parent because your kid was caught drinking a beer at the high school football game, and he's hinting that he may have to call Child Protective Services if you don't grovel just the way he wants,  can you see his hard-on RIGHT THROUGH THE DESK with some kind of amped-up Reality Radar?  Can you actually look into his mind and watch, like a cartoon, his fantasy of wearing a tutu while he goes down on you? Can you feel his yearning for your touch as strongly as you smell his stale breath across the desk? At your civvie day job, do you sense sexuality driving some meetings or work groups like a shark senses electric impulses from the fish & swimmers in his bay? Has your provider career sharpened your ability beyond even the normal female perceptiveness to see, really see, what's happening around you?



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Deen383 reads

most of the universe.  We can't see it or sense it in any other way, but the dark matter controls how the stars and planets that we do see spin about in galaxies.  The stars and planets are just inconsequential flotsam in an invisible stream. I'm asking if most real human experience is in the dark matter, not in the world of the politicians and priests and etiquette columnists who might be just the flotsam trying to tell the stream where to flow.  I'm asking if Providers have seen enough of how our stars and planets really rotate so that they can see that invisible stream.  

(N.B. - Makers Mark is ok, but the only way to make a Manhattan is with Jack Daniels)

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Dr Who revived586 reads

Don't forget that the 50th Anniversary Special is on simulcast on Saturday....1:50 Central time.

The Doctor orders you to watch.

Dark matter indeed  LOL

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Deen470 reads

Posted By: ChgoCPA
Don't forget that the 50th Anniversary Special is on simulcast on Saturday....1:50 Central time.  
   
 The Doctor orders you to watch.  
   
 Dark matter indeed  LOL

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Dr Who revived609 reads

But since you asked...here he is  LOL

Oh...you meant "woof"?

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inicky46447 reads

Now Hound will have to go into the Witless Protection Program!  Oh, the shame!  Dad loves you, son!

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rrasha88590 reads

Our ability to discern artifice, duplicity and guile in the prurient hearts of men is honed far more by our civilian experiences than by our hobby ones. A hobbyists carnal intentions are free of ulterior motive. You do not need to choreograph the dance of seduction when the steps have been agreed to in advance.

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Dr Who revived464 reads

I'll put Serafima and AngelExotic up against Rrasha any day of the fucking week.

But then I'll have my Universal translator working by then as well  LOL

Gonna miss Rrasha...maybe she'll stick around from the other side of the world?

Either that or I'll call for tech support on my Dell and see if I can find her that way?

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rrasha88602 reads

Works for me. I’ll be reverting back to speaking Hindi, so update the settings on the translator.

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Dr Who revived471 reads

If it can decipher Serafimaese and AngelExoticese.....

Hindi will be a piece of cake  ;)

Posted By: rrasha88
Works for me. I’ll be reverting back to speaking Hindi, so update the settings on the translator.
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inicky46506 reads

asked me to point this out.  Don't make me sic Khali on your ass!

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Related Link: Kill For Khali!!!

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rrasha88524 reads

Is that a tusk you’re carrying or are you just happy to see me?

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inicky46595 reads

Please don't tell CPA that Gunga Din was played by Sam Jaffee.  Just like us Jews stealing good movie roles from honest injuns.  Then again, the Guru was played by an Eye-Talian, Eduardo Cianelli.  
"Kill for the love of killing. Kill for the love of Kali. Kill! Kill! Kill!"
I must see you soon to drive away all thoughts of Kali

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0603450onThe583 reads

introduce you to GWD (ghostwriterofthedemand)?

I'm no matchmaker, but this could be one for the books.

Rrasha+GWD = words beyond sinfully sweet

(sorry Nick don't get jealous, but they seem like a match made in 'heaven'

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rrasha88549 reads

Size is less important than the skill in using it.

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89Springer498 reads

rrasha88 is like Hemingway, while GWD is more like William F. Buckley.

"Once there had been a tinted photograph of his wife on the wall but he had taken it down because it made him too lonely to see it and it was on the shelf in the corner under his clean shirt." -- Hemingway, "The Old Man and the Sea". The three words "his clean shirt" help flesh out the character very economically.

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skarphedin386 reads

Is the obvious comparison.  

But I think Churchill or Disraeli or even Kipling are better comps...

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inicky46486 reads

One evening at dinner, Winston was in his cups.  The lady next to him said, "Oh, Winston! You are drunk!"
He replied,"And you are ugly.  But in the morning, I shall be sober."

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inicky46532 reads

And so have Conan and Cunning.  So much so that they thought GWD and Rasha might be closely related, lol!
But, if not, they certainly should get to know each other better.  Much better.

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0603450onThe545 reads

she doesn't seem to share the same sentiment as you and I. Perhaps you should have a talk with her. I'd hate to think a gorgeous, articulate woman such as her finds the conversing of a neanderthal wandering into her bedroom, skillful or not.........

However, on the flip side, it is said over and over that true opposites do indeed attract. If that is the case, then this is a whole other ballgame now isn't it.  

Or lol... we could just forget the entire conversation and chalk it up to the almighty 'Benjamin' that wanders in from time to time...truly 'he' doesn't have to have any kind of 'skill' now does he....including the skill of conversation.  

But Nick, oh what a witty 'conversation' piece 'he' is. ;) LOL

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inicky46390 reads

I'm more in agreement with skarphedim re the surgeon vs. the fire hose.  But GWD is undeniably entertaining, even if he does sometimes suffer from logorrhea.
http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/logorrhea

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skarphedin382 reads

I very much want hookers to fight one another in a thousands year long battle for supremacy...  

But at the same time, I do not want there to be only one...  

If there has to be only one... I say it should be Rrasha and her ass.

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