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UOnlyLive2x 72 Reviews 902 reads
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1 / 11

re are few on this board I thought were creative...  
 
It's Christmas. Come and unwrap your present.  
 
It's cold outside and I've got a soft place to warm your bones.  
 
I'm ready to jingle your bells and spread the cheer.  
 
Any caught your attention  (hobbiests) and what's your line (providers)?

BigPapasan 3 Reviews 455 reads
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2 / 11

"Open wide for Chunky.  Extra thick for extra flavor."

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 410 reads
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3 / 11

Cue music . . . .

"Its beginning to look a lot like pus-sy, everywhere I go . . . . ."

mrfisher 115 Reviews 323 reads
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4 / 11

I always found this one to have certain double entendre qualities:

vantheman666 11 Reviews 338 reads
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5 / 11

"I'll jingle your balls."

Fridays117 27 Reviews 198 reads
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7 / 11

Cell phone rings
Are ya listening?
Screen me right
The clock is tickin
Blue balls hurt hurry over
Looking for you
To cum with me too
Walk in with no silly underwear!

In the bedroom we can build a love nest
And pretend we really give a shit
As you suck my cock I'll say "Go Ma'am!"
You can do the job while you're in town!

Later on, we'll perspire  
as we 69 by the fire
Then fuck unafraid
With the plans that we made
Fuckin with no freakin underwear

impposter 49 Reviews 194 reads
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8 / 11
Wallyballz 1 Reviews 221 reads
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9 / 11

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas (cue the money shot)  

Ho ho and a hoe

Jingle ball

rtuminus 15 Reviews 266 reads
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10 / 11

O cum all ye faithful

Fridays117 27 Reviews 282 reads
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11 / 11
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