"Open wide for Chunky.  Extra thick for extra flavor."

Cue music . . . .

"Its beginning to look a lot like pus-sy, everywhere I go . . . . ."

"I'll jingle your balls."

Sung to the tune of Winter Wonderland.

Cell phone rings
Are ya listening?
Screen me right
The clock is tickin
Blue balls hurt hurry over
Looking for you
To cum with me too
Walk in with no silly underwear!

In the bedroom we can build a love nest
And pretend we really give a shit
As you suck my cock I'll say "Go Ma'am!"
You can do the job while you're in town!

Later on, we'll perspire  
as we 69 by the fire
Then fuck unafraid
With the plans that we made
Fuckin with no freakin underwear

I'm dreaming of a white Christmas (cue the money shot)  

Ho ho and a hoe

Jingle ball

O cum all ye faithful