I have seen a few reviews where they mention blue toast, I may be getting old but I have no idea what that is. Could someone elaborate?

Loaded with blueberry jam. They call it "blue toast" for short. It's a traditional Korean ritual to welcome dumb white people to their apartment.

When a girl rubs bread against her vagina

I know your primary source of free entertainment is folks around here who have yet to make the acquaintance of NB.

The blue toast comes from the blue colored mouthwash all the K-girls use, and the fact that no matter how fresh and minty your breath is walking in the door, you will always be offered (insisted) to freshen up your breath.

I'm thinking I get sweet jam because I tip. Perhaps nontippers are getting some nasty mouthwash so she leaves a bad taste in their mouths, too?  Just speculating.

What is this, some goofball spinoff from blue waffle?

So there's your answer.

I'm late fifties, but no one would think I'm weak just looking at me. I bench 250.

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Thank you for the one answer that made sense. The urban dictionary definition definitely did not help.

I've always wondered about that song.

Who knows if it was true.  He was a weakling in every other way.

"Claiming" I would have said 600.  The providers that see me know. I often carry them to the bed.  

Now carrying one of the Shamus that grace the photo board on a daily basis would be a feat worth bragging about, but the shame of admitting you were fucking such creatures would mute any pride you might have about being able to lift a six hundred pound behemoth. lmao

If they're too big to lift and carry, they're too big to fuck.  98 pounds is spinner heaven, but I also see girls 5-10 that can run up to about 135 and still be slim and trim. I lift and carry these too, but not without banging a few heads on the door jamb. All is forgiven after a little DATY.

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And I hate the way that blue stuff tastes. A shot of Pappy van winkle would work a whole lot better.