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Blue toast?
HarleyJoeGa 1 Reviews 2146 reads
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I have seen a few reviews where they mention blue toast, I may be getting old but I have no idea what that is. Could someone elaborate?

coeur-de-lion660 reads

Loaded with blueberry jam. They call it "blue toast" for short. It's a traditional Korean ritual to welcome dumb white people to their apartment.

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I know your primary source of free entertainment is folks around here who have yet to make the acquaintance of NB.

When I saw your toast post I thought if that was here when I posted.... I may not have. So really this is on you. If you weren't moderated this wouldn't have happened. LoL.

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coeur-de-lion452 reads

I'm thinking I get sweet jam because I tip. Perhaps nontippers are getting some nasty mouthwash so she leaves a bad taste in their mouths, too?  Just speculating.

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2648667383 reads

So there's your answer.

Besides, she probably thinks you look too weak and feeble to stay awake for the entire session without a sugar rush. How old are you anyway?

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coeur-de-lion320 reads

I'm late fifties, but no one would think I'm weak just looking at me. I bench 250.

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JakeFromStateFarm276 reads

Who knows if it was true.  He was a weakling in every other way.

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coeur-de-lion223 reads

"Claiming" I would have said 600.  The providers that see me know. I often carry them to the bed.  

20 years ago when I was still competing, 400 was no problem.

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GaGambler302 reads

Now carrying one of the Shamus that grace the photo board on a daily basis would be a feat worth bragging about, but the shame of admitting you were fucking such creatures would mute any pride you might have about being able to lift a six hundred pound behemoth. lmao

For the record, I am NEVER going to be mistaken for a body builder, but I have no problems picking up any woman that I am attracted to. Any women too big for me to pick up is almost certainly too big for me to fuck as well.

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coeur-de-lion230 reads

If they're too big to lift and carry, they're too big to fuck.  98 pounds is spinner heaven, but I also see girls 5-10 that can run up to about 135 and still be slim and trim. I lift and carry these too, but not without banging a few heads on the door jamb. All is forgiven after a little DATY.

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golf1953381 reads

And I hate the way that blue stuff tastes. A shot of Pappy van winkle would work a whole lot better.

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LamontCranston69715 reads

When a girl rubs bread against her vagina

man, Courtney totally did a blue toast. I can freaking smell it!

Related Link: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blue%20toast

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GaGambler540 reads

The blue toast comes from the blue colored mouthwash all the K-girls use, and the fact that no matter how fresh and minty your breath is walking in the door, you will always be offered (insisted) to freshen up your breath.

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HarleyJoeGa376 reads

Thank you for the one answer that made sense. The urban dictionary definition definitely did not help.

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2648667381 reads

What is this, some goofball spinoff from blue waffle?

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mrfisher268 reads

I've always wondered about that song.

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