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Here ya go Udo
Udo 2657 reads
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As some of you might know, I am a hobbyist that prefers the feel of bareback intercourse. Moreover, it allows me to have more orgasms in a day.

Some hobbyists on this site are afraid of bareback sex since they fear they might catch some nasty STD! I can understand that catching an STD as a good family man might get the wife suspicious and ultimately lead to a divorce and the loss of a lot of money going the ugly old lady at home.

What about only having bareback sex with virgins? This is simple but 100% effective in keeping the family man clean.  

The only drawback that I see is the large amount of cost that a provider would want from you to be her first so that you know you will not catch an STD from her.

ResidentSmartAss 898 reads
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2 / 55

She's only looking for 1.5 MM.  Hit her up with your $50 offer and see what happens...

macdaddy1944 51 Reviews 1117 reads
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3 / 55

i hate to say it..but this guy is genuinely " fucked up "..

JosephineBelle See my TER Reviews 824 reads
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5 / 55

Maybe I'll get hymen reattachment...but I'll need a good ROI. :)

TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 644 reads
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6 / 55

He started stalking, and threatening people.
You remind me of him..
I must be telepathic.

BTW. You type like a fucking accountant.
It sucks the big dick... We are laughing at you. :

Dr Who revived 1102 reads
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7 / 55

I'm game if you are.

My friend Tom Dart said he'll let you run away if you're too scared.

But my other pal Anita Alvarez said she'll have to throw you in the slammer....fucking underage gals is really not something the States Attorney can ignore.

I'll even let you take the first swing at me....better make it count!!!!?
Posted By: Udo
As some of you might know, I am a hobbyist that prefers the feel of bareback intercourse. Moreover, it allows me to have more orgasms in a day.  
   
 Some hobbyists on this site are afraid of bareback sex since they fear they might catch some nasty STD! I can understand that catching an STD as a good family man might get the wife suspicious and ultimately lead to a divorce and the loss of a lot of money going the ugly old lady at home.  
   
 What about only having bareback sex with virgins? This is simple but 100% effective in keeping the family man clean.  
   
 The only drawback that I see is the large amount of cost that a provider would want from you to be her first so that you know you will not catch an STD from her.

Dr Who revived 708 reads
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9 / 55

I am sure that I could convince him to go and troll other places.

If not I suspect that my legal pals would love to meet this moron....and then his new best friend could show him how much fun bareback anal really can be.

No lube needed.  LOL
Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
He started stalking, and threatening people.  
 You remind me of him..  
 I must be telepathic.  
   
 BTW. You type like a fucking accountant.  
 It sucks the big dick... We are laughing at you. :D  
 
-- Modified on 12/2/2013 6:26:52 PM

GaGambler 914 reads
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10 / 55

It gets everyones' nose out of joint, but it is hard to get an STD from someone who has never had sex before.

Thinking about that fact for a moment, does that make his post "less stupid" and less deserving of SPOTY points? Or does the fact that he has once again worked up the natives give him extra SPOTY points? I guess I should check with the rules committee

Look2Me 15 Reviews 880 reads
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11 / 55

Overrated, and probably too much for me... but if you can kegel, we can role-play?

maxwell44 23 Reviews 928 reads
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12 / 55

It was always safe whenever Hillary was out of town.

inicky46 61 Reviews 849 reads
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13 / 55

And, as I said on another thread, I find Udolt funny when puts up posts like this.  It's so much better than hearing him lecture us about how fucked up we are, and words of wisdom from his mother.  I prefer the old Thai Teen Barebacking stuff.  Welcome back, Udolt!

OSP 26 Reviews 954 reads
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14 / 55

You should be banned for insisting such a vile action
You don't like him...........so the fuck what. Get over it

JosephineBelle See my TER Reviews 645 reads
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15 / 55

Posted By: Look2Me
Overrated, and probably too much for me... but if you can kegel, we can role-play?

Duplicitouslust 24 Reviews 917 reads
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16 / 55

Perhaps Sharon Mitchell needs to give our friend a lecture since she did run AIM and also happened to be a former porn star.  How about a PSA about the Pussay?

Udo 929 reads
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17 / 55

Because I speak the truth that is scientifically sound?  

A hobbyist CANNOT contract ANY STDS if having bareback sex with a virgin provider.

Look2Me 15 Reviews 816 reads
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18 / 55

nice double-entendre! Touche!

Udo 1067 reads
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19 / 55

Let's meet in Chicago which is both our hometowns.  

Let's drop trout and see who the bigger man is to settle our dispute. The man with the larger and fatter cock is the winner.  

Me thinks my "Kraut Cock" is the winner! I hope that you are Irsih since the Irish have the "curse of the Irish" and small dicks.

Look2Me 15 Reviews 703 reads
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20 / 55

we actually care more for the virgin provider than your sweaty, shit-stained ass.  

It isn't your hypothetical "truth" on a single topic.. it is the self-centered and distorted view of the world, the lack of concern for others evident in your perennially puerile posts that condemns you.

Udo 962 reads
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21 / 55

It's a scientific fact. You cannot catch an STD from a virgin.

 
I expect some negative comments from providers that gave their cherry away to loser boyfriends many years ago and now have nothing to bring to the table.

You guys should realize my brilliance. Virgin pussy means you can bareback with no STD risk!

inicky46 61 Reviews 1110 reads
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22 / 55

He said I was a "guttersnipe."  Dude knows how to  hurt a guy, LOL!  So I called him a name, too, but I think he had to go look it up.  The word was "catamite," and The Cunning Linguist wanted me to tell you what one was: back in the old days a catamite was a teenaged boy who was the "catcher" for anal sex.  I wonder if they went bareback?
Hey, CPA, do youi have my back if Udolt calls me out in a street fight. LMAO!

Look2Me 15 Reviews 811 reads
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23 / 55

I'd give him the SPOTY points for this.  

But please.. whether or not he is correct is dependent upon how you define "virgin". An "in utero" virgin may have received oral sex, thus the risk is nonzero and Udolt is, well.. Udolt. Also, she may be an IV drug user.. risk nonzero. She may be a nurse with a past needle-stick. And on and on..

Udo 948 reads
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24 / 55

Don't you have any family or real friends to speak to my friend?

inicky46 61 Reviews 740 reads
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25 / 55

What a catamite tool.  He's even making suggestions we have gay sex.  Wants me to wear a wig.  What a sick fuck.  But funny!  Just not intentionally, but who cares?

Udo 623 reads
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26 / 55

Just be a gentleman and respect the views of those that you do not agree with!

Simple enough!

inicky46 61 Reviews 677 reads
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27 / 55

You seem to be the one without friends here, my troll and stalker.  And you seem to have become awfully sensitive, especially for a troll.  I really must have struck a nerve, so thanks so much for making that blatantly obvious.
And thanks for playing.  We have some lovely parting gifts for you.

Dr Who revived 780 reads
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28 / 55

Nope...I don't need to see your droopy disease infested cock.

BUT I know that my pals Tom and Anita can't wait to check that out  ;)

Oh, and your new pals at Cook County Correctional will not give a shit about your cock size either.  But I'll expect that your asshole is able to accept a really large one...or ten.  And no lube for you either.

I'll bet you'll like sucking on some nice cock while you are getting blasted from the rear.

And what do you mean "meet" in Chicago....you claimed to live here, and you claim to have bought some slum buildings in Bucktown.  Were you making all that up?  LOL

Maybe bring Aces8 along so you two can double your fun  :D
Posted By: Udo
Let's meet in Chicago which is both our hometowns.  
   
 Let's drop trout and see who the bigger man is to settle our dispute. The man with the larger and fatter cock is the winner.  
   
 Me thinks my "Kraut Cock" is the winner! I hope that you are Irsih since the Irish have the "curse of the Irish" and small dicks.

Dr Who revived 833 reads
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29 / 55

Considering my pal Udo is afraid to meet me...and now he is babbling that he isn't a Chicagoan, sure...I've got your back  LOL

This moron has lost control over his own posts in remembering what garbage he spews.  

I'm really sorry...He has lost my vote on the SPOTY's.  A really good troll remembers their nonsense.

BTW...Udo is challenging me to a "cock fight".  How do I compete against a disease riddled cock?  ;)
Posted By: inicky46
He said I was a "guttersnipe."  Dude knows how to  hurt a guy, LOL!  So I called him a name, too, but I think he had to go look it up.  The word was "catamite," and The Cunning Linguist wanted me to tell you what one was: back in the old days a catamite was a teenaged boy who was the "catcher" for anal sex.  I wonder if they went bareback?  
 Hey, CPA, do youi have my back if Udolt calls me out in a street fight. LMAO!

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 724 reads
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30 / 55

Troll udolt conpletely ran out of topics, and just keeps rehashing his old ones. Pretty pathetic troll. :(

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 840 reads
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If the fact that he completely ran out of topics and keeps repeating his old ones (i know I read this one before) gives him more or less points for SPOTY. On One hand without any more original posts how can he be up for any award. On the other hand, does repeating the same posts over and over show that he's even more stupid than we thought?

Dr Who revived 751 reads
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32 / 55

Don't even consider that Udo has any functioning brain cells.

Yes...he is stupid.  And considering he has been posting the same drivel for well over a year now I have no doubts that he is a very dangerous human being.

Sure wish he'd really meet up with me...that way I can introduce him to some very nice folks who would make sure that his freedom is taken away and making the world a safer place.  I have no doubts of the multitude of people that have been harmed by this seriously troubled man.
Posted By: devindavette
And it's just sad that you are breathing.  
 Are children not born with aids and other diseases these days?  
 Are virgins exempt from contracting HIV through needles? Are you really this stupid?  
 Makes me wonder..... Why do people like Paul walker die and you live???  
 Lol... I really question this part of life. Smh.

harborview 10 Reviews 775 reads
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33 / 55

A virgin hooker?  Conflicting definitions.  Polar Opposites in fact.  I'll throw this out here for anyone, either sex...   who was Paid for their first ever sex.  I didn't think so.

Dr Who revived 836 reads
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34 / 55

Considering he has been posting the same serious drivel about BBFS with women (perhaps men as well?) while acknowledging that he has several active STD's.  He hasn't yet admitted that he is HIV+....but I wouldn't bet against it either.

So if he is willing to kill others (presumably) without hesitation....DD's suggestion is just a natural progression and perhaps would be a kinder end for Udo rather than suffer for years dying a slow(er) death.

Get over what?  Posting to a troll?  This dude loves the attention...otherwise he wouldn't keep on doing it.

Tell 'em "julie" sent ya  ;)
Posted By: OSP
You should be banned for insisting such a vile action
You don't like him...........so the fuck what. Get over it

inicky46 61 Reviews 847 reads
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35 / 55

Let's see, I guess in Udolt's book all "gentlemen" bareback Thai teenagers and also come inside  
them.  Yep!  That's some gentleman, all right!
Udolt, please don't insult my intelligence. Or are you testing my sense of humor?  Either way, please go fuck yourself.  And do it today.
PS: I found this picture of you during your last visit to Bangkok

Deen 752 reads
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inicky46 61 Reviews 841 reads
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37 / 55

of Tertiary Syphilis.  What a surprise.  Oh, well, Winston Churchill's father died of it.  Why not Udolt.

notaplayer 758 reads
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I enjoy bareback too. That is one of the advantages of a monogamous relationship.
2 issues come to mind, that is assuming you are not referring to underage girls which if you are you deserve to be locked away.
1.Virginity does not preclude a person from having a disease that can be sexually transmitted.
2. I am amazed at the number of providers that get worked up and like to grind their naked vaginas on bare cocks; easily a practice that can transmit herpes and HPV. After enough comfort, i.e. sessions, grinding can turn into "just the tip".  
I have barebacked after each of us have gone, together, to get tested and the results allow. I have broken up with a regular when she let slip (bad pun), er, admitted to grinding.  
Just not worth it.

toofuckingstupid 935 reads
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40 / 55

what if that virgin provider took it in the ass like all the other virgins? what is she used IV drugs? you fucking numbnut! sex is not the only way to get a disease.  

Posted By: Udo
Because I speak the truth that is scientifically sound?  
   
 A hobbyist CANNOT contract ANY STDS if having bareback sex with a virgin provider.

inicky46 61 Reviews 776 reads
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42 / 55

So, yes, you are right on the facts but it doesn't matter.  He's stupid for sure but he's not in this to make any sense.  He's in this to get a reaction.  And he's succeeded in drawing you into his world instead of just ridiculing him.  So he's now a happy troll and probably splooging on his keyboard.
Thanks for playing!

HangingwithBears 581 reads
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43 / 55

The STDs will get him sooner or later.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 832 reads
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46 / 55

I guess I skip over his threads so much I haven't really realized how crazy he is.

I still don't believe most of his posts, however.

Jake45owens 13 Reviews 797 reads
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47 / 55

If a woman is a virgin/ orally, anally or vaginaly it is impossible to catch a "SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE". Now if she is a virgin and has used needles or kissed someone with herpes or what not, there's a chance you'll be coming down with a cough sooner or later buddy.

Posted By: Udo
As some of you might know, I am a hobbyist that prefers the feel of bareback intercourse. Moreover, it allows me to have more orgasms in a day.  
   
 Some hobbyists on this site are afraid of bareback sex since they fear they might catch some nasty STD! I can understand that catching an STD as a good family man might get the wife suspicious and ultimately lead to a divorce and the loss of a lot of money going the ugly old lady at home.  
   
 What about only having bareback sex with virgins? This is simple but 100% effective in keeping the family man clean.  
   
 The only drawback that I see is the large amount of cost that a provider would want from you to be her first so that you know you will not catch an STD from her.

Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 840 reads
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48 / 55

1.5 million? She's pretty and all, and I suppose if she gets famous, someone can say, "I took that girl's virginity!

inicky46 61 Reviews 844 reads
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49 / 55

The problem I have with Udolt's latest spewings isn't that he's a troll.  I believe an entertaining troll can be a good thing.  But I insist on quality in my trolls and Udolt is now, well, a dolt.  As others have pointed out, being a virgin is no guarantee of being STD free.  So Udolt is not merely a troll, he's a stupid troll.  And that is unforgivable.

skarphedin 832 reads
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WCedie See my TER Reviews 642 reads
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rainbowCPA 693 reads
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54 / 55

"Drop trout?" What a dumbass.  

Posted By: Udo
Let's meet in Chicago which is both our hometowns.  
   
 Let's drop trout and see who the bigger man is to settle our dispute. The man with the larger and fatter cock is the winner.  
   
 Me thinks my "Kraut Cock" is the winner! I hope that you are Irsih since the Irish have the "curse of the Irish" and small dicks.

needacure 768 reads
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