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You type like a guy they kicked outta here.red_smile
TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 644 reads
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He started stalking, and threatening people.
You remind me of him..
I must be telepathic.

BTW. You type like a fucking accountant.
It sucks the big dick... We are laughing at you. :

Udo2658 reads

As some of you might know, I am a hobbyist that prefers the feel of bareback intercourse. Moreover, it allows me to have more orgasms in a day.

Some hobbyists on this site are afraid of bareback sex since they fear they might catch some nasty STD! I can understand that catching an STD as a good family man might get the wife suspicious and ultimately lead to a divorce and the loss of a lot of money going the ugly old lady at home.

What about only having bareback sex with virgins? This is simple but 100% effective in keeping the family man clean.  

The only drawback that I see is the large amount of cost that a provider would want from you to be her first so that you know you will not catch an STD from her.

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ResidentSmartAss899 reads

She's only looking for 1.5 MM.  Hit her up with your $50 offer and see what happens...

Related Link: http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/4303653/

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Jacque_Jenesais840 reads

1.5 million? She's pretty and all, and I suppose if she gets famous, someone can say, "I took that girl's virginity!

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macdaddy19441118 reads

i hate to say it..but this guy is genuinely " fucked up "..

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JosephineBelle824 reads

Maybe I'll get hymen reattachment...but I'll need a good ROI. :)

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Look2Me881 reads

Overrated, and probably too much for me... but if you can kegel, we can role-play?

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Posted By: Look2Me
Overrated, and probably too much for me... but if you can kegel, we can role-play?

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Look2Me817 reads

nice double-entendre! Touche!

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TheHoundOfCullin645 reads

He started stalking, and threatening people.
You remind me of him..
I must be telepathic.

BTW. You type like a fucking accountant.
It sucks the big dick... We are laughing at you. :

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Dr Who revived708 reads

I am sure that I could convince him to go and troll other places.

If not I suspect that my legal pals would love to meet this moron....and then his new best friend could show him how much fun bareback anal really can be.

No lube needed.  LOL

Posted By: TheHoundOfCullin
He started stalking, and threatening people.  
 You remind me of him..  
 I must be telepathic.  
   
 BTW. You type like a fucking accountant.  
 It sucks the big dick... We are laughing at you. :D  
 
-- Modified on 12/2/2013 6:26:52 PM

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Dr Who revived1103 reads

I'm game if you are.

My friend Tom Dart said he'll let you run away if you're too scared.

But my other pal Anita Alvarez said she'll have to throw you in the slammer....fucking underage gals is really not something the States Attorney can ignore.

I'll even let you take the first swing at me....better make it count!!!!?

Posted By: Udo
As some of you might know, I am a hobbyist that prefers the feel of bareback intercourse. Moreover, it allows me to have more orgasms in a day.  
   
 Some hobbyists on this site are afraid of bareback sex since they fear they might catch some nasty STD! I can understand that catching an STD as a good family man might get the wife suspicious and ultimately lead to a divorce and the loss of a lot of money going the ugly old lady at home.  
   
 What about only having bareback sex with virgins? This is simple but 100% effective in keeping the family man clean.  
   
 The only drawback that I see is the large amount of cost that a provider would want from you to be her first so that you know you will not catch an STD from her.

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Udo1067 reads

Let's meet in Chicago which is both our hometowns.  

Let's drop trout and see who the bigger man is to settle our dispute. The man with the larger and fatter cock is the winner.  

Me thinks my "Kraut Cock" is the winner! I hope that you are Irsih since the Irish have the "curse of the Irish" and small dicks.

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Dr Who revived781 reads

Nope...I don't need to see your droopy disease infested cock.

BUT I know that my pals Tom and Anita can't wait to check that out  ;)

Oh, and your new pals at Cook County Correctional will not give a shit about your cock size either.  But I'll expect that your asshole is able to accept a really large one...or ten.  And no lube for you either.

I'll bet you'll like sucking on some nice cock while you are getting blasted from the rear.

And what do you mean "meet" in Chicago....you claimed to live here, and you claim to have bought some slum buildings in Bucktown.  Were you making all that up?  LOL

Maybe bring Aces8 along so you two can double your fun  :D

Posted By: Udo
Let's meet in Chicago which is both our hometowns.  
   
 Let's drop trout and see who the bigger man is to settle our dispute. The man with the larger and fatter cock is the winner.  
   
 Me thinks my "Kraut Cock" is the winner! I hope that you are Irsih since the Irish have the "curse of the Irish" and small dicks.

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rainbowCPA693 reads

"Drop trout?" What a dumbass.  

Posted By: Udo
Let's meet in Chicago which is both our hometowns.  
   
 Let's drop trout and see who the bigger man is to settle our dispute. The man with the larger and fatter cock is the winner.  
   
 Me thinks my "Kraut Cock" is the winner! I hope that you are Irsih since the Irish have the "curse of the Irish" and small dicks.

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maxwell44929 reads

It was always safe whenever Hillary was out of town.

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inicky46849 reads

And, as I said on another thread, I find Udolt funny when puts up posts like this.  It's so much better than hearing him lecture us about how fucked up we are, and words of wisdom from his mother.  I prefer the old Thai Teen Barebacking stuff.  Welcome back, Udolt!

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GaGambler914 reads

It gets everyones' nose out of joint, but it is hard to get an STD from someone who has never had sex before.

Thinking about that fact for a moment, does that make his post "less stupid" and less deserving of SPOTY points? Or does the fact that he has once again worked up the natives give him extra SPOTY points? I guess I should check with the rules committee

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Udo962 reads

It's a scientific fact. You cannot catch an STD from a virgin.

 
I expect some negative comments from providers that gave their cherry away to loser boyfriends many years ago and now have nothing to bring to the table.

You guys should realize my brilliance. Virgin pussy means you can bareback with no STD risk!

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inicky461110 reads

He said I was a "guttersnipe."  Dude knows how to  hurt a guy, LOL!  So I called him a name, too, but I think he had to go look it up.  The word was "catamite," and The Cunning Linguist wanted me to tell you what one was: back in the old days a catamite was a teenaged boy who was the "catcher" for anal sex.  I wonder if they went bareback?
Hey, CPA, do youi have my back if Udolt calls me out in a street fight. LMAO!

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Udo948 reads

Don't you have any family or real friends to speak to my friend?

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inicky46677 reads

You seem to be the one without friends here, my troll and stalker.  And you seem to have become awfully sensitive, especially for a troll.  I really must have struck a nerve, so thanks so much for making that blatantly obvious.
And thanks for playing.  We have some lovely parting gifts for you.

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inicky46740 reads

What a catamite tool.  He's even making suggestions we have gay sex.  Wants me to wear a wig.  What a sick fuck.  But funny!  Just not intentionally, but who cares?

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Udo624 reads

Just be a gentleman and respect the views of those that you do not agree with!

Simple enough!

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inicky46847 reads

Let's see, I guess in Udolt's book all "gentlemen" bareback Thai teenagers and also come inside  
them.  Yep!  That's some gentleman, all right!
Udolt, please don't insult my intelligence. Or are you testing my sense of humor?  Either way, please go fuck yourself.  And do it today.
PS: I found this picture of you during your last visit to Bangkok

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Dr Who revived834 reads

Considering my pal Udo is afraid to meet me...and now he is babbling that he isn't a Chicagoan, sure...I've got your back  LOL

This moron has lost control over his own posts in remembering what garbage he spews.  

I'm really sorry...He has lost my vote on the SPOTY's.  A really good troll remembers their nonsense.

BTW...Udo is challenging me to a "cock fight".  How do I compete against a disease riddled cock?  ;)

Posted By: inicky46
He said I was a "guttersnipe."  Dude knows how to  hurt a guy, LOL!  So I called him a name, too, but I think he had to go look it up.  The word was "catamite," and The Cunning Linguist wanted me to tell you what one was: back in the old days a catamite was a teenaged boy who was the "catcher" for anal sex.  I wonder if they went bareback?  
 Hey, CPA, do youi have my back if Udolt calls me out in a street fight. LMAO!

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Look2Me811 reads

I'd give him the SPOTY points for this.  

But please.. whether or not he is correct is dependent upon how you define "virgin". An "in utero" virgin may have received oral sex, thus the risk is nonzero and Udolt is, well.. Udolt. Also, she may be an IV drug user.. risk nonzero. She may be a nurse with a past needle-stick. And on and on..

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Duplicitouslust917 reads

Perhaps Sharon Mitchell needs to give our friend a lecture since she did run AIM and also happened to be a former porn star.  How about a PSA about the Pussay?

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perfectstorm840 reads

If the fact that he completely ran out of topics and keeps repeating his old ones (i know I read this one before) gives him more or less points for SPOTY. On One hand without any more original posts how can he be up for any award. On the other hand, does repeating the same posts over and over show that he's even more stupid than we thought?

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inicky46842 reads

of Tertiary Syphilis.  What a surprise.  Oh, well, Winston Churchill's father died of it.  Why not Udolt.

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perfectstorm724 reads

Troll udolt conpletely ran out of topics, and just keeps rehashing his old ones. Pretty pathetic troll. :(

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harborview776 reads

A virgin hooker?  Conflicting definitions.  Polar Opposites in fact.  I'll throw this out here for anyone, either sex...   who was Paid for their first ever sex.  I didn't think so.

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Deen752 reads

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notaplayer758 reads

I enjoy bareback too. That is one of the advantages of a monogamous relationship.
2 issues come to mind, that is assuming you are not referring to underage girls which if you are you deserve to be locked away.
1.Virginity does not preclude a person from having a disease that can be sexually transmitted.
2. I am amazed at the number of providers that get worked up and like to grind their naked vaginas on bare cocks; easily a practice that can transmit herpes and HPV. After enough comfort, i.e. sessions, grinding can turn into "just the tip".  
I have barebacked after each of us have gone, together, to get tested and the results allow. I have broken up with a regular when she let slip (bad pun), er, admitted to grinding.  
Just not worth it.

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inicky46776 reads

So, yes, you are right on the facts but it doesn't matter.  He's stupid for sure but he's not in this to make any sense.  He's in this to get a reaction.  And he's succeeded in drawing you into his world instead of just ridiculing him.  So he's now a happy troll and probably splooging on his keyboard.
Thanks for playing!

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Jacque_Jenesais832 reads

I guess I skip over his threads so much I haven't really realized how crazy he is.

I still don't believe most of his posts, however.

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inicky46844 reads

The problem I have with Udolt's latest spewings isn't that he's a troll.  I believe an entertaining troll can be a good thing.  But I insist on quality in my trolls and Udolt is now, well, a dolt.  As others have pointed out, being a virgin is no guarantee of being STD free.  So Udolt is not merely a troll, he's a stupid troll.  And that is unforgivable.

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Jake45owens798 reads

If a woman is a virgin/ orally, anally or vaginaly it is impossible to catch a "SEXUALLY TRANSMITTED DISEASE". Now if she is a virgin and has used needles or kissed someone with herpes or what not, there's a chance you'll be coming down with a cough sooner or later buddy.

Posted By: Udo
As some of you might know, I am a hobbyist that prefers the feel of bareback intercourse. Moreover, it allows me to have more orgasms in a day.  
   
 Some hobbyists on this site are afraid of bareback sex since they fear they might catch some nasty STD! I can understand that catching an STD as a good family man might get the wife suspicious and ultimately lead to a divorce and the loss of a lot of money going the ugly old lady at home.  
   
 What about only having bareback sex with virgins? This is simple but 100% effective in keeping the family man clean.  
   
 The only drawback that I see is the large amount of cost that a provider would want from you to be her first so that you know you will not catch an STD from her.

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needacure768 reads

The "H" guy in DHL delivery services.

http://youtu.be/amnwBzcxMAU

http://youtu.be/JmQ43P9w7M

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