: TER General Board Discussion : hard pants ?????

mtdewking2015 1876 reads

posted 12 years ago

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I come in my underwear all the time it dries up but never forms crusts but many providers I felt crusts right where here vagina opens and touches her underwear. what causes this is womans fluid different or her underwe different.

TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 378 reads

posted 12 years ago

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not in your pants! e

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inicky46 61 Reviews 363 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Son, please don't talk to this troll. That's what makes him come in his pants. -e-

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TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 328 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Offah! Call me Dr. Pepper. Eom

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Arovet 62 Reviews 316 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Aw, what's the matter Trollie McGee?

Not getting enough jollies with the illiterate bit so time to go gross?

TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 296 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Re: not in your pants! e

See. You turned yourself into a looser again!
How many usernames can it take to be cool?
The world may never tell

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 315 reads

posted 12 years ago

7 / 20

Sometimes if they have cookies and milk while watching porn, crumbs fall into their juices.

What else could it be?

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89Springer 311 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Congratulations. I didn't think it was possible to be grossed out on a fuck board eom

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uri410 15 Reviews 500 reads

posted 12 years ago

9 / 20

Everyone pay attention!

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Back_In_Black 390 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Re: Everyone pay attention!/ rotfflamo ..EOM

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Epsilon_Eridani 303 reads

posted 12 years ago

11 / 20

I thought that...

... Rod T.'s posts were bad, but mtdewking's posts takes the prize!

mtdewking's posts are mostly unintelligible and hard to decipher what he is saying

JohnyComeAlready 289 reads

posted 12 years ago

12 / 20

I think he's mixing 3-methylmorphine with his Dew. (eom)

Posted By: Epsilon_Eridani

... Rod T.'s posts were bad, but mtdewking's posts takes the prize!

mtdewking's posts are mostly unintelligible and hard to decipher what he is saying.

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 237 reads

posted 12 years ago

13 / 20

Don't you challenge me !! -e-

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JohnyComeAlready 295 reads

posted 12 years ago

14 / 20

I don't know...

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mtdewking2015 214 reads

posted 12 years ago

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I do remember her with gram crackers and milk thanks. eom

Posted By: WickedBrut

What else could it be?

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Gonad-the-Contrarian 380 reads

posted 12 years ago

16 / 20

Re: I don't know...

Just about every message OP scrawls on these walls is enough to gag a maggot off a gut wagon

inicky46 61 Reviews 348 reads

posted 12 years ago

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A motivational poster

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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 317 reads

posted 12 years ago

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That's why I wear brand new panties right before the guy gets there.

Unless specifically requested not to.

There's this guy who just gives me instant wet panties whenever I see him. (A fuck buddy.) Now, that pretty much never happens, but we've been fucking for a couple of years on and off and know how to turn each other on.

But I forget to wear my light days thing and there go my panties! After going out for a few drinks, going to eat, shopping, whatever, we get back to his or my place and I have to switch into new panties. If I don't have time, oh well. At least he knows I've been jonesing for him all day.

mtdewking2015 277 reads

posted 12 years ago

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I guess all day vs 10 sec thanks eom

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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 285 reads

posted 12 years ago

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Pinwheels and Mallowmars are my favorites, but very crummy if you bite them in half.

Popping the whole cookie into your mouth and chewing it up while keeping all the crumbs in your mouth works best. Always cakes your teeth with chocolate though, so if you pretty much have to brush before Frenching, unless you got a chick who really loves chocolate.

I've often wondered how the evening would go if I brought cookies and milk to share with a provider instead of the customary Champagne or Pinot Noir. I've never tried it, and since I'm usually pretty adventuresome with little experiments of that sort, it is a sign that in my soul I know it wouldn't be a great idea.

Sex, cookies and milk, and the soundtrack from "Finding Nemo" does sound like a beautiful evening, but probably no more beautiful than without the cookies and milk and the "Finding Nemo" music.

So...the risk of crumbs getting in our juices or on the business parts of our oily bodied sort of cinches it. I won't be mixing cookies and milk with P4P until I come to know the lady really, really well.