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mtdewking2015 1875 reads
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1 / 20
hard pants ?????

I come in my underwear all the time it dries up but never forms crusts but many providers I felt crusts right where here vagina opens and touches her underwear. what causes this is womans fluid different or her underwe different.

TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 377 reads
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2 / 20
not in your pants! e


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inicky46 61 Reviews 363 reads
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3 / 20
Son, please don't talk to this troll. That's what makes him come in his pants. -e-


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TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 326 reads
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4 / 20
Offah! Call me Dr. Pepper. Eom


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Arovet 62 Reviews 316 reads
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5 / 20
Aw, what's the matter Trollie McGee?

Not getting enough jollies with the illiterate bit so time to go gross?

TheHoundOfCullin 9 Reviews 295 reads
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6 / 20
Re: not in your pants! e

See.  You turned yourself into a looser again!
How many usernames can it take to be cool?
The world may never tell:(

WickedBrut 27 Reviews 315 reads
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7 / 20
Sometimes if they have cookies and milk while watching porn, crumbs fall into their juices.

What else could it be?

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89Springer 311 reads
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8 / 20
Congratulations. I didn't think it was possible to be grossed out on a fuck board eom


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uri410 15 Reviews 498 reads
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9 / 20
Everyone pay attention!


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Back_In_Black 389 reads
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10 / 20
Re: Everyone pay attention!/ rotfflamo ..EOM


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Epsilon_Eridani 300 reads
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11 / 20
I thought that...

... Rod T.'s posts were bad, but mtdewking's posts takes the prize!

mtdewking's posts are mostly unintelligible and hard to decipher what he is saying

JohnyComeAlready 288 reads
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12 / 20
I think he's mixing 3-methylmorphine with his Dew. (eom)

Posted By: Epsilon_Eridani
... Rod T.'s posts were bad, but mtdewking's posts takes the prize!  
   
 mtdewking's posts are mostly unintelligible and hard to decipher what he is saying.  
 

SinCitySinner 67 Reviews 236 reads
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13 / 20
Don't you challenge me !! -e-



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JohnyComeAlready 293 reads
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14 / 20
I don't know...


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mtdewking2015 214 reads
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15 / 20
I do remember her with gram crackers and milk thanks. eom

Posted By: WickedBrut
What else could it be?

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Gonad-the-Contrarian 378 reads
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16 / 20
Re: I don't know...

Just about every message OP scrawls on these walls is enough to gag a maggot off a gut wagon

inicky46 61 Reviews 347 reads
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17 / 20
A motivational poster


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Jacque_Jenesais See my TER Reviews 317 reads
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18 / 20
That's why I wear brand new panties right before the guy gets there.

Unless specifically requested not to.  

There's this guy who just gives me instant wet panties whenever I see him. (A fuck buddy.) Now, that pretty much never happens, but we've been fucking for a couple of years on and off and know how to turn each other on.

But I forget to wear my light days thing and there go my panties! After going out for a few drinks, going to eat, shopping, whatever, we get back to his or my place and I have to switch into new panties. If I don't have time, oh well. At least he knows I've been jonesing for him all day.

mtdewking2015 276 reads
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19 / 20
I guess all day vs 10 sec thanks eom


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WickedBrut 27 Reviews 285 reads
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20 / 20
Pinwheels and Mallowmars are my favorites, but very crummy if you bite them in half.

Popping the whole cookie into your mouth and chewing it up while keeping all the crumbs in your mouth works best. Always cakes your teeth with chocolate though, so if you pretty much have to brush before Frenching, unless you got a chick who really loves chocolate.

I've often wondered how the evening would go if I brought cookies and milk to share with a provider instead of the customary Champagne or Pinot Noir. I've never tried it, and since I'm usually pretty adventuresome with little experiments of that sort, it is a sign that in my soul I know it wouldn't be a great idea.

Sex, cookies and milk, and the soundtrack from "Finding Nemo" does sound like a beautiful evening, but probably no more beautiful than without the cookies and milk and the "Finding Nemo" music.

So...the risk of crumbs getting in our juices or on the business parts of our oily bodied sort of cinches it. I won't be mixing cookies and milk with P4P until I come to know the lady really, really well.

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