Popping the whole cookie into your mouth and chewing it up while keeping all the crumbs in your mouth works best. Always cakes your teeth with chocolate though, so if you pretty much have to brush before Frenching, unless you got a chick who really loves chocolate.

I've often wondered how the evening would go if I brought cookies and milk to share with a provider instead of the customary Champagne or Pinot Noir. I've never tried it, and since I'm usually pretty adventuresome with little experiments of that sort, it is a sign that in my soul I know it wouldn't be a great idea.

Sex, cookies and milk, and the soundtrack from "Finding Nemo" does sound like a beautiful evening, but probably no more beautiful than without the cookies and milk and the "Finding Nemo" music.

So...the risk of crumbs getting in our juices or on the business parts of our oily bodied sort of cinches it. I won't be mixing cookies and milk with P4P until I come to know the lady really, really well.