any other great quotes about female entertainment?  .............  "a man is only as old as the woman he feels"  Grouch Marx.

"The other half I wasted." W.C. Fields

Yall can fuck your eatins but you shant eat your fuckins. -Matt Hansons dad circa '76 summer

is not worth the squeeze. "

"I want sex so nasty that there is no question that I'm going to hell" - Unknown

her motto was "Fuck me like you hate me."

"Sex is only dangerous if you do it right"  ---- me

Arguing with a woman is like being arrested, because anything you say can and will be used against you

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” ― The late great George Carlin

-Oscar Wilde

“or are you just glad to see me?"- Mae West

Still made me nut    —- me

That familiar oldie really gripes me.  
If I hated her, I sure wouldn't come close enough to fuck her!  
But it's clearly intended to mean something different ... .

the longer you hold on to it, the more interest you'll have in it.

Early deposit, early withdrawal?

Dorothy Parker "One martini just right, two at the most, three I am under the table, four I am under the host"