"The other half I wasted." W.C. Fields

is not worth the squeeze. "

"I want sex so nasty that there is no question that I'm going to hell" - Unknown

"Sex is only dangerous if you do it right"  ---- me

Arguing with a woman is like being arrested, because anything you say can and will be used against you

“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.” ― The late great George Carlin

-Oscar Wilde

“Is that a gun in your pocket “…

“or are you just glad to see me?"- Mae West

Still made me nut    —- me

the longer you hold on to it, the more interest you'll have in it.

 
OK, maybe not the kind of quote people were thinking of when this thread began, but in my case, it is sort of true.   I was a virgin until age 22, and when I finally got a girl friend, I tried to make up for waiting so long on our first night together.

 
It was pretty fantastic, and she didn't seem to mind.

Dorothy Parker "One martini just right, two at the most, three I am under the table, four I am under the host"