Been active in all kinds of sports since my youth, but until I got a "little overzealous" recently during a recent romp and blew out my hernia, I have never required surgery and been sidelined... has to be some other interesting/funny stories out there about "injuries" sustained while participating in some naughty fun...

as well as chest and rope burns on my wrist, I have lived to see another day!

Roxy, dying of curiousity now 😬
Spill the beans. Lol

Had a spiked heel slice my thigh.  
Kinda hard to explain that kind of scar....lol

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General Discussion
Subj: "Do you have any Bloopers or Ooops date moments to share?..."
Posted: 2/25/2016 at 3:15:04 PM
By: MasterZen

An ATF and I picked up a new habit .... sipping primo Anejo Tequila and sharing it with each other instead of swallowing .... this expanded to sipping and dripping the tequila, and then swirling it on each other's nips. When she visits, after the intro, first question she asks is "where's the tequila" ...  

The reason why I don't allow people to eat me out or finger me. Had a guy bite my clit and another guy scratch my insides to the point of blood. So yes it gets crazy.

Trying to do some weird acrobatic shit with some chick who told me was a "spinner". Felt a snap, two days later a major black and blue bruise took over my left groin.Had it "fixed" 12 years later. Now I have a 3 inch scare on my left groin. When they ask, "oh what happened there?".. I just go into my some jealous boyfriend with a knife shtick....I get major street cred for that....lol
Also threw out my shoulder one time and the usual "pulled" muscles....But I'm still alive and kicking, if barely,

Tore 'em open, just like you're supposed to. Took 3 weeks for the abrasion to heal.

And the way the girl pushed on my lower back at one point made my back hurt like a bitch.  I could barely move.  It was like I threw it out lifting something heavy.  She was mortified and nearly crying.  I had to assure her it wasn't her fault and I am just old.