as well as chest and rope burns on my wrist, I have lived to see another day!

Had a spiked heel slice my thigh.  
Kinda hard to explain that kind of scar....lol

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General Discussion
Subj: "Do you have any Bloopers or Ooops date moments to share?..."
Posted: 2/25/2016 at 3:15:04 PM
By: MasterZen

Or just click the link.  

I wonder how many will not read my post, not click the link and repost their stories again?

No harm, no foul

An ATF and I picked up a new habit .... sipping primo Anejo Tequila and sharing it with each other instead of swallowing .... this expanded to sipping and dripping the tequila, and then swirling it on each other's nips. When she visits, after the intro, first question she asks is "where's the tequila" ...  

Once, in her enthusiasm, she sipped and spit ... and the whole drink shot into my eyes .... talk about burning love ... wtf

Wasn't allowed to miss a beat as she Asian cowgirled away. Yahoo  

Trying to do some weird acrobatic shit with some chick who told me was a "spinner". Felt a snap, two days later a major black and blue bruise took over my left groin.Had it "fixed" 12 years later. Now I have a 3 inch scare on my left groin. When they ask, "oh what happened there?".. I just go into my some jealous boyfriend with a knife shtick....I get major street cred for that....lol
Also threw out my shoulder one time and the usual "pulled" muscles....But I'm still alive and kicking, if barely,

Tore 'em open, just like you're supposed to. Took 3 weeks for the abrasion to heal.

In contrast with Mr. Fisher from the thread below, I am kinda repulsed by fishnets.

And the way the girl pushed on my lower back at one point made my back hurt like a bitch.  I could barely move.  It was like I threw it out lifting something heavy.  She was mortified and nearly crying.  I had to assure her it wasn't her fault and I am just old.

Of course, ever the trooper, I managed to finish the session.  =)