where they review the hoddiest. would love to get there take on the meeting.

No, you really wouldn't.  And anyway, we already have an Erotic Humor Board, so there's no need to create another one.

BTW, proofread.

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but even then, the hobbyist might be able to figure out if it was him.

Perhaps if both the provider and client's names were kept off, but then what is the point?

If they liked you they will let you re-book, if they didn't they won't.

As long as this is a customer service industry with only one side paying, it wouldn't make much sense to have both sides posting reviews.

Providers wouldn't want to be truly honest on a public forum since their income is a matter of you wanting to see them again. Fear of alienating a client base would lead to "providers reviewing hobbyist" being the internet's biggest hobbyist ego trip....which could be what you're looking for. ;-P

-- Modified on 2/4/2008 3:20:51 PM

reference is more than enough for me.

If you want a point by point critique why not just ask the lady to do that for you personally?

No need to subject all of us in a public forum to a litany of your shortcomings...j/k.


BTW, there is a place, their denotes ownership...ie: their take on the meeting.

Why in the world would you want to read reviews of other hobbyists? That's strange coming from a guy.

Are you sure your ego could handle the honest feedback??

I'm pretty sure mine wouldn't. So lets not go there and let me just float in my own little fantasy world.

Some of these posts are totally laughable. What the hell is a "hoddiest" anyway?  

That aside, dude, who is paying whom? Hobbyists require reviews of providers because they want to be as certain as possible about a potential session BEFORE spending their money. Cash is important and we need to make the best possible judgments about the ladies. Nobody in the hobby (hobbyists and provider) really give a rats ass what a hobbyists performance level was. I know I dont care that you came three times in the hour...Mazel Tov.  

Providers do in fact discuss hobbyists amongst themselves, ONLY IN A NEGATIVE CONTEXT (i.e didnt show up, was verbally or physically abusive, stalked her after the session, etc.). As long as you were professional and mature during your appointment, showed up time, and caused the provider no worries about her safety before during or after the session, do you really care about anything else? If the lady is willing to see you again, congrats, you received a stellar review.

one of the signs of the apocalypse?

You just keep telling me what a stud I am and I'll do my best to believe you.  lol

What you ladies say to each other in private, well, I'm certain my ego couldn't stand the blow...

After seeing so many providers yourself, I'm surprised to find you actually believe we only discuss you (hobbyists) in a negative context. Perhaps this is true of some ladies, but none that I've ever met.

While I protect every Friend's privacy, I still make sure to say something good and true about him when giving a reference. After all, if he were a yucky scumbag I would never have met with him to begin with.

I appreciate and utilize blacklists when I have my doubts about a gentleman, but don't focus exclusively on the negative. In fact, it's been so long since I refused to give a good reference that I can't even remember the details.

I really enjoy my good Friends; if I didn't I certainly wouldn't spend so much time with them. There, now you've heard a provider say something good about her clients.

donation minus expenses

and I don't think you're getting that  

Oh Lord, where do I start?

He strode in, all 6' 10" of solid muscle with a face like Adonis and wavy blonde hair that would put Samson to shame.

He set down the envelope and I melted into his arms as he smoothered me with perfect kisses as his hands caressed my body and shed my clothing.

We made love like mad people, BBBJ, DATY, Mish, reverse mish, cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggie.  My lord, by the twentieth O I couldn't keep count.

When we were done I offered the money back.  It would be bad karma to accept payment for such stellar services, but he wouldn't hear of it.

Instead he adorned me with a diamond and gold necklace and gave me a look like it wouldn't be long again.

A 10/10 for sure.

Copywrite:  Mr. Fisher

I may have stretched the truth a wee bit, but this is how I feel after the gals are done telling me how much fun they had.

time, 3267 of them each wondering if she means him when she writes:

"General Details:

Standard 8 call system with the 'are you ready yet' 'can I come up early' 'are you ready yet' 'did you forget about me'.  Gave him the room number and let him in. Short, kind of dumpy guy sweating heavily.  He puts the envelope down and starts pawing me right out of the gate. VIPs read on, but all in all, not a bad guy.

Juicy Details:

Had him wash his stinky self and use some mouthwash.  Laid on the bed waiting for him to come out.  Nice enough guy, tried DFK, seemed like he wanted to lick my tonsils, but nothing gross. He started kissing my neck and kind of huffing in my ears while grabbing my breasts. Gave him the 'oh yeah, baby, just like that,' which seemed to make him happy.

I reached down and started getting him hard, while his panting got heavier.  Made my way down for the BBBJ, which went OK until he grabbed my ears and hair, but I pried his fingers off.  He gave me the 'hey baby, come on over here and let me return the favor'  I laid back and he started licking me everywhere but where it matters.  Let him get tired, then put the cover on and did my favorite CG until he kind of quivered a little and made this funny kind of noise.  I tried to match the noise, and he seemed to buy it, because he asked me if it was a good O for me.  Made some small talk while he cleaned up and got dressed.

Overall standard score of a 6 / 6.  Didn't short me and was out a little early.  Would repeat."

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It is extremely rare that most of us have anything "bad" or negative to say. Most of the gents we see are just the, GENTS.

I have had a few blacklist posts in the past year and 3/4 but only a few well earned ones.

XoXo,
Cheyenna

If I am a limp dick who:

- Knows he is a limp dick,I'd go with option 1

- Has no idea he's a limp dick, I'will figure it out soon and go with option 2

- can't face the reality and has nothing better to care about ( Since that's not his source of income), I'd go with option 3.

AS simple as it sounds.

Let's call it "the erratic review"!!!

your s/o's friends or family hit on you.

Rayjjr,

I demand that you reveal how you know so much about what went on at my last session!  Did you hide in the closet?  Did you spy on us through a telescope?

Either way, I am outraged!  And for the record, she really DID cum (there are certain, un-fakeable signs, like when she says, "I can't stand it anymore ... um, I mean ... I need you in me now!")

Besides, that was the best two and a half minutes of her life (including the time it took me to get my shoes untied).  Didn't you notice the way she was so worn out that she could only respond to my proclamations of devotion with groans!

Besides, in a certain light, from the right angle, with your eyes squinted, I look a little bit like Tom Brady ... oh, I mean Eli Manning.

[thanks for the laugh]

When ladies white list you it means, you are a gentelman and a good legitimate client.

Yes, I'd like to sign up for your seven day ego trip.  By all means, please include the upgraded excursion package and the complete photo montage.

No, I'd rather not indulge in the truth option, my therapist says it wouldn't be a very good idea right now.  But, I will throw in a few extra bucks for the cute T-shirt and the huge fruity cocktail mug.

Thanks.  When do we leave?

world class lover.

I mean saying I am a world class lover is just redundant...I mean, I am Terrev - pleaser of women, friend to the horny, fulfiller of dreams.


LOL

Wow...it is really hard to type with my computer laughing at me.

Hah! My giggly parts gave you a standing O

It's an unwritten guy rule that girlfriends and S/O's are off limits. If your buddy has a great gal and having the time of his life in bed with her, you are not allowed to hit on her. Is that not true with women? If a lady has a wonderful time in bed with her man, do her friends actually hit on him?

b-

We DO discuss the negative because it helps keep us safe (in theory.)

However, I know I'll tell the ladies when I have an extra specially fun appt. When I give references, I will often tell the lady what a sweetheart someone is, or get him to do this move (cuz it's the best!) or whatever.

The point is: we do give favorable reviews as well.

Katie

Yes he is great-
He is not a cop and not all a game player-
All the info he gave you is correct

have fun !!

Well, okay, maybe not *entirely* accurate.

Mr. Fisher is really a brunette; the collar and cuffs don't match.

xxxooo
Beverly ;-*

I have had past girlfriends tell me that they would never tell their friends or sisters what our sex life was like.  When I asked why, they said, in essence, they didn't want the competition.

On the other hand, I did have one ex-girlfriend in college whose absolutely stunning best friend ended up coming on to me.  After our first time in bed, I asked her why she, a girl that could have her pick of any guy, was hitting on me.  She said, I talked to 'Jane'.  She told me about your tongue and I just HAD to find out.

So, I guess there is a grain of truth in this.

KL. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Dear Terrev:
Why don't the women have an underground publication or database that one would have to have special priviledges to use. Then have a providers consortium to maintain the information and update it quarterly. The underlying question is since there isn't a body or a union for the providers there would be any laws to enforce this although since providers are always asking for information this should be readily available within a 90 day time period. The underlying question is what if someone see a provider overseas and needs a reference then you would have to have a translation feature on the database to discern what is being said.    a