How-dee! Today, while spelunking the depths of Tryst, I stumbled upon some ads that had some really funny copy! Well, at least I thought it was funny. 
I guess some of the guys out there are persistent enough to warrant such entertaining ad copy.
Here are two examples of what I found:
https://tryst.link/escort/bestofbothwolds8888
"Don't bitch about the upmenu. I'm sure if someone wanted to stick something in your ass, it would come with a price. Or not at all. That'd facts, not me being rude. I allow many things. And they are all with a price tag. Just don't argue them "
https://tryst.link/escort/maggie-may
"Also I don't offer HH or QV so please stop asking me. I am not Jesus Christ, I do not bless the poor. Please and thank you."
Sorry if the text gets all "scrunched" together. I haven't figured out good "newlines" yet.
Anyway, what are some funny or creative companion ads or websites have you seen?
Here's a quote from the website of a New York based companion, but I forget her name:
"If you bend over backwards for me, I'll bend over forward for you"
Thanks for playing!
I saw this on a website the other day:
The top question I get is: "Why hide my face?" Well, it's simple—I'm afraid it might break your screen or turn you into stone. I am surprised that someone as homely as myself can make a living in this industry. Thankfully, I have my talents and dedication to my craft since, at 42, I could pass for 72. Luckily, every appointment offers a choice: blindfold or paper bag. 😄
If you're adventurous and your screen can handle it, I'll gladly exchange recent face pics after you send yours via text or email. 😊 I'll send more than one pic once I receive yours. Please, no requests for custom pics to confirm my identity—seriously, who'd pretend to be me?
So, I recently stumbled upon a companion site where she charges very high rates (I think $2k is her absolute minimum). Anyway, the FAQ page on her website has a variety of "standard" kinds of questions and the last question was:
Are you a cop?
Which I found to be hilarious. If she truly does get asked that a lot, I think there's a problem with her marketing/advertising.
that if you really are a cop and say, "No," then she can use that against you at trial.
I did my punterlink interview totes baked; and it’s a masterpiece 😂
Absolutely hilarious!!!! Yes, a masterpiece indeed!!!!
us a few hours with you will not be boring. Good job on the questionnaire. You should also post on this board.
