How-dee! Today, while spelunking the depths of Tryst, I stumbled upon some ads that had some really funny copy!  Well, at least I thought it was funny.    I guess some of the guys out there are persistent enough to warrant such entertaining ad copy.    

 
Here are two examples of what I found:

 
https://tryst.link/escort/bestofbothwolds8888

 
"Don't bitch about the upmenu. I'm sure if someone wanted to stick something in your ass, it would come with a price. Or not at all. That'd facts, not me being rude. I allow many things.  And they are all with a price tag. Just don't argue them "

 

https://tryst.link/escort/maggie-may

 
"Also I don't offer HH or QV so please stop asking me. I am not Jesus Christ, I do not bless the poor. Please and thank you."

 
Sorry if the text gets all "scrunched" together.  I haven't figured out good "newlines" yet.  

 
Anyway, what are some funny or creative companion ads or websites have you seen?

 
Here's a quote from the website of a New York based companion, but I forget her name:

"If you bend over backwards for me, I'll bend over forward for you"    

 
Thanks for playing!

Adeline Dare often has funny and clever TER Ad tag lines.
"It Ain't Going to Lick Itself"
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/new-york-ads-88/it-aint--going-to-lick-itself--88262
and others.

END OF MESSAGE

I saw this on a website the other day:

The top question I get is: "Why hide my face?" Well, it's simple—I'm afraid it might break your screen or turn you into stone. I am surprised that someone as homely as myself can make a living in this industry. Thankfully, I have my talents and dedication to my craft since, at 42, I could pass for 72. Luckily, every appointment offers a choice: blindfold or paper bag. 😄

If you're adventurous and your screen can handle it, I'll gladly exchange recent face pics after you send yours via text or email. 😊 I'll send more than one pic once I receive yours. Please, no requests for custom pics to confirm my identity—seriously, who'd pretend to be me?

She did it again:
'My life is full of ups and downs. I'm usually up to no good and down for anything."
http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion-boards/boston-ads-68/my-life-is-full-of-ups-and-downs-im-usually-up-to-no-good-and-down-for-anything-visit-10-23-10-28-52319

So, I recently stumbled upon a companion site where she charges very high rates (I think $2k is her absolute minimum).  Anyway, the FAQ page on her website has a variety of "standard" kinds of questions and the last question was:

Are you a cop?

 
Which I found to be hilarious.  If she truly does get asked that a lot, I think there's a problem with her marketing/advertising.  

that if you really are a cop and say, "No," then she can use that against you at trial.

I did my punterlink interview totes baked; and it’s a masterpiece 😂

Absolutely hilarious!!!!  Yes, a masterpiece indeed!!!!

us a few hours with you will not be boring.  Good job on the questionnaire.  You should also post on this board.