Curvy means your waist is smaller in relation to the rest of your body. Your hip measurements and/or breast measurements are significantly higher than your waist measurements. This could apply to anyone from a size 0 to a size 20. I'm a classic smaller top hourglass/pear shape and my waist is the smallest part of my body, so I classify myself as curvy.
Does it mean she is hourglass , big breasted , bubble booty like Kate Upton or is it a hippo who's in denial that she's FATTY and has Swiss cheese ass
A Swiss-cheese ass could be a sign of leprosy.
part of the country and just in the past year people contracted leprosy from them . I had one living behind my cabin and thought it was cute . When I saw that news story I walked back there and shot it . The buzzards took care of the rest .
If you were a real, or experienced, hobbyist, you would know this already. You just gave yourself away, rookie.
-- Modified on 12/14/2016 2:53:13 PM
I thank you and Heckler and Koch thanks you .
You figure it out Mr. Hobbyist
to be the real Batman. A claim like that has just as much credibility as your other posts from your alias. When you're BS'ing, why not aim a little higher?
To give even stupidity and incoherence a bad name. Congrats.
...but I think it answers your question.
P4P ad deciphering code:
BBW = fat
Voluptuous = fat
Curvy = fat
Curvaceous = fat
Thick = fat
Rubenesque = fat
Womanly = fat
Hourglass = fat
Super sized = fat
Pic of face only? = fat
Pic of body under bed sheet? = fat
Gives bra size only? = fat
Busty = either saggy or fat
Naturally busty = saggy and fat
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly
Slim = no boobs
Svelte = no boobs
Slender = no boobs
Dancer's body = no boobs
Runner = no boobs
Spinner = no boobs
Yoga = no boobs
Bombshell = fake boobs
Baywatch = fake boobs
Playboy = fake boobs
Model = fake boobs
Brazilian = black
Butterscotch = black
Caramel = black
Chocolate = black
Cinnamon = black
Creole = black
Cuban = black
Dominican = black
Ebony = black
Egyptian = black
Eritrean = black
Ethiopian = black
Exotic = black
Hawaiian = black
Mahogany = black
Mocha = black
Mulatto = black
Nubian = black
Mixed = black
Mature = old
Courtesan = old
Gracious = old
Graceful = old
Refined = old
Elegant = old
Classic = old
Conservative = old
Original = old
soft skin = old
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's
Just turned 18 = mid 20's
19 = possible jail bait
21 = late 20's
28 = late 30's
no age? = same as "28"
Intelligent = brunette
Sorority Girl = blonde
Selective = overpriced
Exclusive = very overpriced
Classy = can't afford lingerie
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients
Nasty = doesn't shower at all
Upscale = snooty personality
All American = all trailer trash
Princess = I have an attitude problem
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs
On fire = active herpes outbreak
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service
coed = plain looking with acne problem
girl next door = looks like the boy next door
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures...
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds
Energetic = methamphetamine addict
Down to earth = boring
College graduate = sleeps with professors
open minded = openly accepts tips
two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff
New to business = changed name
New to area = changed name and moved across town
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your ID
Discrete = I can't spell
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money
snowbunny = white girl with a black daddy
Available 24/7 = my daddy doesn't let me sleep
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my daddy can't type
aD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my daddy is learning how to type
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry
CMT = good massage, bad sex
FBSM = bad massage, good sex
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
hair color = brown
hair length = to shoulder
eye color = brown
age = mature
height = short
weight = heavy
cup size = small
measurements = larg
That has been posted here dozens of times over the years. Many of those times by me.
wow...
I define my self as "curvy" because I am latina, nice top and bottom with out being fat.
I dont post my full stats, instead only my bra size (seems to be important for some) and Im not fat.
I am a real woman... not a young inmate girl... and Im not fat.
I a slim... but I do have nice pair of boobs.
I am a Courtesan, Gracious, Graceful, Refined, Elegant, Classic, Conservative, Original and I'm not old!
I do have soft skin, I eat healthy, weeks body scrubs, hidrate myself, and Im not old.
I am very Intelligent, fortunately have couple degrees and many talents (not all sexual), and yes I am a brunette, long dark and beautiful hair.
I am Selective and Exclusive.. I don't meet with any idiot that sent a request. I like to meet with men that are interesting... not just for pay a hour fee! (I don't meet for hour dates anymore).
I am Classy (and yes I can afford good lingerie... but I have other priorities... classy is an attitude, not a money sign!
I can be Freaky ... in private... and a lady in the street!
I am a Upscale provider but I do not have a snooty personality!
Yes, some of my good regulars like the fact that I am much of the type of girl next door, but I definitely dont look like a men!
I am Energetic but no... sorry, I dont use drugs, not see people involved in such activities.
I am very Down to earth and nope... Im not boring, in fact, I would probably get bored super easy because I like to have a good conversation and many guys just... cant offer that!
I am a College graduate and I never sleep with a professor, I am open minded and yes I like to explore many things in life.
I am Discreet, but there's a difference of being discreet and being anonymous, I do require Advance notice required and yes; you can get in touch with me... if you want something in less than an hour at your door... call domino's pizza.
Seeks generous gentleman = yes, I dont want to spend precious time of my life with an idiot that doesn't offer me anything valuable.
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat another lady like me, I am unique, I offer in private.
I love what I do, I love the fact that I can choose when, how and with who and nope.. I'm NOT desperate for clients.
for your message... I can tell that we would never meet! LOL !
P4P ad deciphering code:
BBW = fat
Voluptuous = fat
Curvy = fat
Curvous = fat
Thick = fat
Rubenesque = fat
Womanly = fat
Hourglass = fat
Super sized = fat
Pic of face only? = fat
Pic of body under bed sheet? = fat
Gives bra size only? = fat
Busty = either saggy or fat
Naturally busty = saggy and fat
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly
Slim = no boobs
Svelte = no boobs
Slender = no boobs
Dancer's body = no boobs
Runner = no boobs
Spinner = no boobs
Yoga = no boobs
Bombshell = fake boobs
Baywatch = fake boobs
Playboy = fake boobs
Model = fake boobs
Brazilian = black
Butterscotch = black
Caramel = black
Chocolate = black
Cinnamon = black
Creole = black
Cuban = black
Dominican = black
Ebony = black
Egyptian = black
Eritrean = black
Ethiopian = black
Exotic = black
Hawaiian = black
Mahogany = black
Mocha = black
Mulatto = black
Nubian = black
Mixed = black
Mature = old
Courtesan = old
Gracious = old
Graceful = old
Refined = old
Elegant = old
Classic = old
Conservative = old
Original = old
soft skin = old
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:
College Student = late 20's
Just turned 18 = mid 20's
19 = possible jail bait
21 = late 20's
28 = late 30's
no age? = same as "28"
Intelligent = brunette
Sorority Girl = blonde
Selective = overpriced
Exclusive = very overpriced
Classy = can't afford lingerie
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients
Nasty = doesn't shower at all
Upscale = snooty personality
All American = all trailer trash
Princess = I have an attitude problem
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs
On fire = active herpes outbreak
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service
coed = plain looking with acne problem
girl next door = looks like the boy next door
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures...
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds
Energetic = methamphetamine addict
Down to earth = boring
College graduate = sleeps with professors
open minded = openly accepts tips
two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff
New to business = changed name
New to area = changed name and moved across town
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.
Discreet = I check your ID
Discrete = I can't spell
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money
snowbunny = white girl with a black daddy
Available 24/7 = my daddy doesn't let me sleep
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my daddy can't type
aD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my daddy is learning how to type
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry
CMT = good massage, bad sex
FBSM = bad massage, good sex
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:
Unless specified, you can assume:
hair color = brown
hair length = to shoulder
eye color = brown
age = mature
height = short
weight = heavy
cup size = small
measurements = large
blacklist a guy who doesn't want to see you in the first place? If that's the spin you need to feel good about yourself, then good for you.
from someone who sure knows how to make me feel good about myself lol.
continuing the beauty & intelligence you show here and on Twitter.
And you did a nerf battle with a customer!
Maybe you just want the other one pinched! ;-P
LOL -- some great ones in there!
However, if that's someone's personal experience I'd have to ask why it took them soooooo long to give up (and if they haven't someone needs to tell them quick)
So where are the real and nice boobs?
Lots of times, though, it is used as a nice way of saying "thick" or a little on the rounder side. 
But really, don't go by the descriptions alone. Check her reviews to see if folks say her pics are accurate and use THOSE to decide.
I get described as curvy, athletic, slender, etc etc etc. It all depends on what the person looking at me THINKS of as such. :shrug
The curves on a Ferrari are a lot more appealing than the ones on an OTHFB. Just my opinion. Others may disagree.
…as in an hour glass figure. Nevertheless, it is still vague when it comes to the ratio of broader shoulders and hips in contrast to a narrower waist, but if body type is shown with selection of accurate photos, then that helps in determining another’s taste and appeal to her physical assets.
On-the-other-hand, if a woman is thin to average, then she can do better just to list her measurements, particularly if her shape is close to the popular and culturally coveted 36-24-36; give are take a couple inches.
Comes to mind a vintage Vikki Carr song “The Silencers” where she compares the female body to a weapon:
But if you should see a lady
Who has the kind of waist that measures 22
And she's 38 where it is great to measure 38
Dear sir, she is a silenc
"Hourglass" figures are about hips, waist, and chest, not hips, waist, and shoulders. Shoulders of course matter to overall looks, and can ruin a girl's shape if they're out of proportion.
Along with that hour glass figure—correctly stated, yes, the measurements are of the chest, waist, and hips—I like women with angular or square shoulders (not broad, though, and never broader than her hips). The shoulders can add to a sexy—to a healthy look, and there’s substance there when massaging them.
Curvy means your waist is smaller in relation to the rest of your body. Your hip measurements and/or breast measurements are significantly higher than your waist measurements. This could apply to anyone from a size 0 to a size 20. I'm a classic smaller top hourglass/pear shape and my waist is the smallest part of my body, so I classify myself as curvy.
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I'm 145 pounds, wear a size 6 dress, and a 34D bra... I'm not really sure my waist or hip dimensions though.
So classy! Smh! I'm a lady with curves, and no, I'm not a fatty! I think you're confusing curvy with BBW! Which there's many beautiful BBW's in the industry! If you're that concerned, stick to the "skinny" Hooker ads, as you call them!