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86H13LTP 6642 reads
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Does it mean she is hourglass , big breasted , bubble booty like Kate Upton or is it a hippo who's in denial that she's FATTY and has Swiss cheese ass

rrasha88 See my TER Reviews 774 reads
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A Swiss-cheese ass could be a sign of leprosy.

86H13LTP 430 reads
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part of the country and just in the past year people contracted leprosy from them . I had one living behind my cabin and thought it was cute . When I saw that news story I walked back there and shot it . The buzzards took care of the rest .

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 459 reads
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If you were a real, or experienced, hobbyist, you would know this already.  You just gave yourself away, rookie.  

-- Modified on 12/14/2016 2:53:13 PM

86H13LTP 491 reads
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I thank you and Heckler and Koch thanks you .  

You figure it out Mr. Hobbyist

Senator.Blutarsky 533 reads
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...but I think it answers your question.

P4P ad deciphering code:    
     
BBW = fat        
Voluptuous = fat        
Curvy = fat        
Curvaceous = fat        
Thick = fat        
Rubenesque = fat        
Womanly = fat        
Hourglass = fat        
Super sized = fat        
Pic of face only? = fat        
Pic of body under bed sheet? = fat        
Gives bra size only? = fat        
Busty = either saggy or fat        
Naturally busty = saggy and fat        
Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly        
       
Slim = no boobs        
Svelte = no boobs        
Slender = no boobs        
Dancer's body = no boobs        
Runner = no boobs        
Spinner = no boobs        
Yoga = no boobs        
       
Bombshell = fake boobs        
Baywatch = fake boobs        
Playboy = fake boobs        
Model = fake boobs        
       
Brazilian = black        
Butterscotch = black        
Caramel = black        
Chocolate = black        
Cinnamon = black        
Creole = black        
Cuban = black        
Dominican = black        
Ebony = black        
Egyptian = black        
Eritrean = black        
Ethiopian = black        
Exotic = black        
Hawaiian = black        
Mahogany = black        
Mocha = black        
Mulatto = black        
Nubian = black        
Mixed = black        
       
Mature = old        
Courtesan = old        
Gracious = old        
Graceful = old        
Refined = old        
Elegant = old        
Classic = old        
Conservative = old        
Original = old        
soft skin = old        
       
Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:        
College Student = late 20's        
Just turned 18 = mid 20's        
19 = possible jail bait        
21 = late 20's        
28 = late 30's        
no age? = same as "28"        
       
Intelligent = brunette        
Sorority Girl = blonde        
Selective = overpriced        
Exclusive = very overpriced        
Classy = can't afford lingerie        
Freaky = doesn't shower between clients        
Nasty = doesn't shower at all        
Upscale = snooty personality        
All American = all trailer trash        
Princess = I have an attitude problem        
Party girl = I'll be high on drugs        
On fire = active herpes outbreak        
Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service        
coed = plain looking with acne problem        
girl next door = looks like the boy next door        
Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures...        
Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds      
Energetic = methamphetamine addict        
Down to earth = boring        
College graduate = sleeps with professors        
open minded = openly accepts tips        
two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff      
       
New to business = changed name        
New to area = changed name and moved across town      
Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town        
       
Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.        
Discreet = I check your ID        
Discrete = I can't spell        
Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me      
Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly        
Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners        
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat        
I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.        
Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money        
       
snowbunny = white girl with a black daddy        
Available 24/7 = my daddy doesn't let me sleep        
AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my daddy can't type        
aD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my daddy is learning how to type        
       
You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed        
You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry        
       
CMT = good massage, bad sex        
FBSM = bad massage, good sex        
       
What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:    
Unless specified, you can assume:        
hair color = brown        
hair length = to shoulder        
eye color = brown        
age = mature        
height = short        
weight = heavy        
cup size = small        
measurements = larg

86H13LTP 372 reads
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TurbayVeronica See my TER Reviews 574 reads
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wow...  
I define my self as "curvy" because I am latina, nice top and bottom with out being fat.  
I dont post my full stats, instead only my bra size (seems to be important for some) and Im not fat.  
I am a real woman... not a young inmate girl... and Im not fat.  
I a slim... but I do have nice pair of boobs.
I am a Courtesan, Gracious, Graceful, Refined, Elegant, Classic, Conservative, Original and I'm not old!  
I do have soft skin, I eat healthy, weeks body scrubs, hidrate myself, and Im not old.  

I am very Intelligent, fortunately have couple degrees and many talents (not all sexual), and yes I am a brunette, long dark and beautiful hair.  
I am Selective and Exclusive.. I don't meet with any idiot that sent a request. I like to meet with men that are interesting... not just for pay a hour fee! (I don't meet for hour dates anymore).    
I am Classy (and yes I can afford good lingerie... but I have other priorities... classy is an attitude, not a money sign!  
I can be Freaky  ... in private... and a lady in the street!  
I am a Upscale provider but I do not have a  snooty personality!            
Yes, some of my good regulars like the fact that I am much of the type of girl next door, but I definitely dont look like a men!  
I am Energetic but no... sorry, I dont use drugs, not see people involved in such activities.  
I am very Down to earth and nope... Im not boring, in fact, I would probably get bored super easy because I like to have a good conversation and many guys just... cant offer that!    
I am a College graduate and I never sleep with a professor, I am open minded and yes I like to explore many things in life.        
 

I am Discreet, but there's a difference of being discreet and being anonymous, I do require Advance notice required and yes; you can get in touch with me... if you want something in less than an hour at your door... call domino's pizza.  
     
Seeks generous gentleman = yes, I dont want to spend precious time of my life with an idiot that doesn't offer me anything valuable.  
Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat another lady like me, I am unique, I offer in private.  
I love what I do, I love the fact that I can choose when, how and with who and nope..  I'm NOT desperate for clients.          

 
for your message... I can tell that we would never meet! LOL !      
 
Posted By: Senator.Blutarsky
...but I think it answers your question.  
   
 P4P ad deciphering code:    
       
 BBW = fat          
 Voluptuous = fat        
 Curvy = fat          
 Curvous = fat          
 Thick = fat          
 Rubenesque = fat          
 Womanly = fat          
 Hourglass = fat          
 Super sized = fat          
 Pic of face only? = fat          
 Pic of body under bed sheet? = fat          
 Gives bra size only? = fat          
 Busty = either saggy or fat          
 Naturally busty = saggy and fat          
 Real woman = saggy, fat and ugly          
         
 Slim = no boobs          
 Svelte = no boobs          
 Slender = no boobs          
 Dancer's body = no boobs          
 Runner = no boobs          
 Spinner = no boobs          
 Yoga = no boobs          
         
 Bombshell = fake boobs          
 Baywatch = fake boobs          
 Playboy = fake boobs          
 Model = fake boobs          
         
 Brazilian = black          
 Butterscotch = black          
 Caramel = black          
 Chocolate = black          
 Cinnamon = black          
 Creole = black          
 Cuban = black          
 Dominican = black          
 Ebony = black          
 Egyptian = black          
 Eritrean = black          
 Ethiopian = black          
 Exotic = black          
 Hawaiian = black          
 Mahogany = black          
 Mocha = black          
 Mulatto = black          
 Nubian = black          
 Mixed = black          
         
 Mature = old          
 Courtesan = old          
 Gracious = old          
 Graceful = old          
 Refined = old          
 Elegant = old          
 Classic = old          
 Conservative = old          
 Original = old          
 soft skin = old          
         
 Age = generally add a few years, here are some frequent exceptions:          
 College Student = late 20's          
 Just turned 18 = mid 20's          
 19 = possible jail bait          
 21 = late 20's          
 28 = late 30's          
 no age? = same as "28"          
         
 Intelligent = brunette          
 Sorority Girl = blonde          
 Selective = overpriced          
 Exclusive = very overpriced          
 Classy = can't afford lingerie          
 Freaky = doesn't shower between clients          
 Nasty = doesn't shower at all          
 Upscale = snooty personality          
 All American = all trailer trash          
 Princess = I have an attitude problem          
 Party girl = I'll be high on drugs          
 On fire = active herpes outbreak          
 Las Vegas = Bellagio prices, Motel 6 service          
 coed = plain looking with acne problem          
 girl next door = looks like the boy next door          
 Goddess = If you believe this is me in the pictures...          
 Real Doll = Bubba brings you an inflatable doll, no refunds      
 Energetic = methamphetamine addict          
 Down to earth = boring          
 College graduate = sleeps with professors          
 open minded = openly accepts tips          
 two girl show = one girl shows, one girl steals your stuff        
         
 New to business = changed name          
 New to area = changed name and moved across town        
 Only here for a few days = staying until bad reviews run me out of town          
         
 Up to an hour = 1 shot and she's gone.          
 Discreet = I check your ID          
 Discrete = I can't spell          
 Advance notice required = you'll never get a hold of me        
 Seeks generous gentleman = ROB for the elderly          
 Seeks generous businessmen = ROB for out-of-towners          
 Once in a lifetime experience = you won't repeat          
 I love what I do = I'm desperate for clients.          
 Satisfaction guaranteed = I guarantee I'm getting your money          
         
 snowbunny = white girl with a black daddy          
 Available 24/7 = my daddy doesn't let me sleep          
 AD WRITTEN IN ALL CAPS = my daddy can't type          
 aD wRiTTeN iN mIxED cAsE = my daddy is learning how to type          
         
 You won't be sorry = You'll be disappointed          
 You won't be disappointed = You'll be sorry          
         
 CMT = good massage, bad sex          
 FBSM = bad massage, good sex          
         
 What an ad DOESN'T say, is also a source of information:      
 Unless specified, you can assume:          
 hair color = brown          
 hair length = to shoulder          
 eye color = brown          
 age = mature          
 height = short          
 weight = heavy          
 cup size = small          
 measurements = large          
   
 

TurbayVeronica See my TER Reviews 433 reads
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agreed!  

Posted By: AlliLux1
SMH... the things people say behind an alias.

JakeFromStateFarm 486 reads
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coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 515 reads
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to be the real Batman.  A claim like that has just as much credibility as your other posts from your alias.  When you're BS'ing, why not aim a little higher?

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 532 reads
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blacklist a guy who doesn't want to see you in the first place?  If that's the spin you need to feel good about yourself, then good for you.

coach618925 44 Reviews 464 reads
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You quite obviously have not seen Alli in person nor have you taken a look at her website. Alli is absolutely gorgeous with a very toned and awesome body. What makes her even more awesome is she has a dynamite personality and is a phenomenal woman to spend time with.  

Posted By: 86H13LTP
problem not mine

souls_harbor 445 reads
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I think it was humorously pointing out that the wrong cheese metaphor was being used.

JackDunphy 390 reads
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Sorry if Rasha hurt your PC feelings. She is witty, funny and amazingly refreshing.

More importantly, have you seen her ass?

Debra_Hollander See my TER Reviews 505 reads
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Lots of times, though, it is used as a nice way of saying "thick" or a little on the rounder side.  ;-)

But really, don't go by the descriptions alone.  Check her reviews to see if folks say her pics are accurate and use THOSE to decide.

 
I get described as curvy, athletic, slender, etc etc etc.   It all depends on what the person looking at me THINKS of as such. :shrug

Debra_Hollander See my TER Reviews 460 reads
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Debra_Hollander See my TER Reviews 553 reads
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If someone did, I missed it.

rrasha made a joke, based upon the OP's use of a term I'd never heard.  And it was funny. (well, at least to me

mojojo 1 Reviews 406 reads
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It's ironic that these two ladies have two of the nicest asses on TER. Don't know if there's a misunderstanding or not. All I know is that it was fun to check out both ads. Thanks ladies!

FakawiTribe 531 reads
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rembrnad0284 12 Reviews 336 reads
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from someone who sure knows how to make me feel good about myself lol.

Jensen36363 58 Reviews 318 reads
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LOL -- some great ones in there!

However, if that's someone's personal experience I'd have to ask why it took them soooooo long to give up (and if they haven't someone needs to tell them quick)

TrulyMsMocha See my TER Reviews 357 reads
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86H13LTP 416 reads
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CorbinCandor 485 reads
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…as in an hour glass figure. Nevertheless, it is still vague when it comes to the ratio of broader shoulders and hips in contrast to a narrower waist, but if body type is shown with selection of accurate photos, then that helps in determining another’s taste and appeal to her physical assets.

On-the-other-hand, if a woman is thin to average, then she can do better just to list her measurements, particularly if her shape is close to the popular and culturally coveted 36-24-36; give are take a couple inches.

Comes to mind a vintage Vikki Carr song “The Silencers” where she compares the female body to a weapon:
 
But if you should see a lady
Who has the kind of waist that measures 22
And she's 38 where it is great to measure 38
Dear sir, she is a silenc

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 443 reads
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I'm not willing to give up my email address and "join" anything just to see the photos.  Most of the guys I know feel the same about sites that make you "join" to see ad or website photos.

skarphedin 456 reads
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America_Pie See my TER Reviews 458 reads
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So where are the real and nice boobs?

FakawiTribe 426 reads
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coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 320 reads
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To give even stupidity and incoherence a bad name.  Congrats.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 437 reads
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The curves on a Ferrari are a lot more appealing than the ones on an OTHFB. Just my opinion. Others may disagree.

perfectstorm 19 Reviews 415 reads
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That has been posted here dozens of times over the years. Many of those times by me.  

Posted By: coeur-de-lion

breannabreeze See my TER Reviews 315 reads
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Curvy means your waist is smaller in relation to the rest of your body.  Your hip measurements and/or breast measurements are significantly higher than your waist measurements.  This could apply to anyone from a size 0 to a size 20.  I'm a classic smaller top hourglass/pear shape and my waist is the smallest part of my body, so I classify myself as curvy.

RSpork 23 Reviews 469 reads
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continuing the beauty & intelligence you show here and on Twitter.
And you did a nerf battle with a customer!

RSpork 23 Reviews 282 reads
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Fancy8888 See my TER Reviews 351 reads
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Posted By: 86H13LTP
Does it mean she is hourglass , big breasted , bubble booty like Kate Upton or is it a hippo who's in denial that she's FATTY and has Swiss cheese ass
Welcome to professionals world on marketing and definitions to pick up business,.

-- Modified on 12/15/2016 8:06:47 AM

darmody 22 Reviews 354 reads
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"Hourglass" figures are about hips, waist, and chest, not hips, waist, and shoulders. Shoulders of course matter to overall looks, and can ruin a girl's shape if they're out of proportion.

GaGambler 485 reads
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and while she is not "ugly" by any stretch of the imagination, she doesn't look like a gym rat either. Not that it really matters as  I tend to stay clear of women who want to lecture me, either on or offline. Any woman who is too sensitive to deal with GaGambler is not likely to get along too well with the "real" me either.

scoed 8 Reviews 326 reads
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JakeFromStateFarm 422 reads
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wholewheelofchz 6 Reviews 401 reads
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And 15 likes? On a post criticizing rasha??????

I guess it just goes to show that women will be catty and jealous of each other not only for looks, but for brains too

breannabreeze See my TER Reviews 602 reads
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Oh lord...ok well you asked! (And this is purely for entertainment purposes)....

59 years old=79 years old
Businessman=sells used cars
Tall and thin=bony as fuck and his hips will cause bruises on your thighs when he jackhammers you
Generous=gives an extra $20 for going half an hour over
Well groomed=hairy as fuck and has dingle berries
Gentleman=will use all your fucking towels and leave shit stains on your sheets

RiverStark See my TER Reviews 508 reads
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RachaelLee See my TER Reviews 335 reads
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I'm 145 pounds, wear a size 6 dress, and a 34D bra... I'm not really sure my waist or hip dimensions though.

coach618925 44 Reviews 415 reads
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Forgive my delayed response but I am just reading your reply to me now. I agree with you as I am not interested in giving out my email address nor signing up for things just to see someone's pictures. Although once I have seen them and plan to see them again would do so in most cases. I refuse to even proceed with a woman that makes me sign up or go through a reference check to give me a password to see pictures.  

However in the case of Alli you have the option to sign up for her newsletter but do not need to sign up to see her pictures. Grant it she doesn't show much in her pictures but you can see 12 pictures of her and get a real good idea of what she looks like, her photos are not from a studio and touched up.

AshleyParkerTN See my TER Reviews 543 reads
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So classy! Smh! I'm a lady with curves, and no, I'm not a fatty! I think you're confusing curvy with BBW! Which there's many beautiful BBW's in the industry! If you're that concerned, stick to the "skinny" Hooker ads, as you call them!

CorbinCandor 394 reads
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Along with that hour glass figure—correctly stated, yes, the measurements are of the chest, waist, and hips—I like women with angular or square shoulders (not broad, though, and never broader than her hips).  The shoulders can add to a sexy—to a healthy look, and there’s substance there when massaging them.

scoed 8 Reviews 318 reads
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coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 298 reads
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I'll have another look. I came to the sign-up request and didn't even try to go further. Thanks for clarifying.

nothrofboston 24 Reviews 287 reads
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