Should we discuss your rules prior to removing our clothes?

I have a "date" booked with an out of town provider for next week. Her profile says CIM and spits . Some older reviews seem to bear this out but a couple of newer ones say she does NOT allow CIM.

She told me I taste great .
 
   If she doesn't have reviews , I wait until she says no before I learn her rules .
 That's a true GFE .  

consenting adults is purely by their own choosing.

I am proud to have twenty-five pages of rules, which I’ve published in a convenient downloadable format available for purchase. It is titled:  "Comprehensive Listing of Unacceptable Etiquette, Lewdness and Excessively Sleazy Sex" – or CLUELESS for short.

When I first met my current Provider, we talked about what we expected from each other. She's Open to anything I want, except Greek. She's Awesome and Adorable so I'm very happy with her now going on 5 months. I'm seeing her this weekend.

I hope that means "sordid" is OK.

If so, you realize that you're monogamous in the hooker sense of things.  God, that's kinky.

now she went and made you go limp by saying that I bet.  
  you can tell and back off and before

repeat visits with certain ladies with whom I have really had good chemistry, as well as passionate encounters, I will see a new provider every so often. Generally, 2/3 of my dates are with repeat ladies and the remaining 1/3 are with new providers which helps satisfy the "need for new itch".

start talkn rag time. I will have vito and the boys show up and you wont be able to walk again. no no no. god kidding people!!!
actually if you read my reviews I never clock watch. with normal nice cool guys.
i got a real doozy mon, and god i def wasnt lettn him stay hear beatn his limo dick any second over 2 hours.
idiot lost his keys too then i had reprimand him while he whimed and tried to rifle through all my shit.  
  he was the most annoying draining customer i have had in my whole I d say this whole 2 years. total dweeb. thank god its over.
  he did make me have to do the security call though. he was that freakn out of control. I wont tolerate having to ask you more than 3 times to start gettn your self together and in shower and all.  
    and there is a protocol in event  this goes down here at the gfe spoa. oh yes .  
i make sure i cover all the bases.  
soomer or later some idiot always has to come try n push my buttons.  
never has any one of the guys that reviewed me or i whitelisted almost 100 whitelist!
  not one of any of them have EVER gave me lip when i say ok babes ship em up n move em out!
  if they are sweethearts i dont care hey we get in a conversation for 15 and i dont have a agenda no big deal. but if the guy is being rude whol session. there is no politeness or being cordial. it dude. you really gotta go. like as in NOW

until the action has started.

I wonder how she feels about it?

If I were here I would keep him on "stalker alert"

Of course I am a pig and wouldn't even use the term "my provider for the day" so as not to limit my options for later that day. lol

He always talks about "my provider!"
I'm with Gambler on this. Very creepy!

to remember shit like this. LOL!  Deep thoughts only.  *cough*  Like pondering my own provider.

I was expecting a play on Arlo Guthrie's "You can get anything you want, at Alice's restaurant".