When's the last time anyone heard from Scoed?  

I fucking admit I don't grace anyone's presence, like most give a fucking shit anyway as much as I should, but certain people mean more than most in the first fucking place.  

It's an honest question. Is he alright?...

That humorless ex fat fuck was here only a couple of days ago.

 
But I will concede, he hasn't been here much lately, at least he posts often enough that we know he is still alive and kicking though, just like a certain other fucking fucker.

Prolific posters kick the bucket while I was gone?

And this is emblematic of your presence here. You show up very sporadically, throw a bomb and then disappear without seeming to have ever even seen the answers and reactions people put up. If I didn't know you better I'd assume you're a 14-year-old with ADD who forgot to take his Ritalin.
Good thing you're so adorable.

Scoed and I are actually good friends, "humorless ex fat fuck" is a joke between us.  

 
And why would I be either angry or bitter? I got laid this morning, I'm playing golf this afternoon, oil is over $65 bbl, why in the world would I be angry or bitter even if I had meant it when I called Scoed a humorless ex fat fuck, which is what I call him all the time, just like we all call MP67 a fucking fucker, or a drunk or a drunk fucking fucker. lol

 
Now take a pill and chill girl.  

 
and just in case you doubt me, here is the last conversation Scoed and I had only a few days ago.

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Actually, scoed agrees he is both humorless and fat.

MP67 is well known to refer to himself as adorable. So I was riffing off that. Now go suck some dick. You're the one who does it for a living.  
And, please, keep stalking me. I can always use a new stalker.

I fully admit my humor doesn't translate well to written form and what I find funny some here just don't get. So the munkeyer of humorless. I used to weigh over 400 pounds. I nearly lost a battle with cancer and left my wife and son without me. When I finally beat it I looked at myself in the mirror and realized my fat was going to take me away. I am proud to say I am just north of 200 pounds now. I actually think ex-fat is a complement. And well for fucker, well I do like to fuck so it fits. If GaGambler calls you a fucker it means he likes you. GaGambler and I are on good terms. Besides if that is the worse someone calls me, it is a good day.

I lost over 200 pounds after all. But yes I am on the humorless side.

I'm glad to hear about your weight loss. Now, perhaps, you can work on getting a transplant for that sense of humor you're missing! LOL!
All the best.

The defense rests.

You didn't answer. I will try again tomorrow. Hope things are well.qith you.

Scoed, same boat, not that overweight, but need to get into shape. Fast living is catching up; cigars, stressed life-style, etc.  

 
Did you do the stomach surgery thing, program, or just changed lifestyle (If you don't mind me asking). I've been yo-yo'ing back and forth for decades. I'm planning on changing lifestyles and have been de-clutering this past year; shutting down a couple of businesses and getting off a couple of Boards to focus on my health.

I always precancer was active. But I a major food addiction. It was nothing for me to eat a large box of snack cakes as a in-between meal snack. I often ate 5 pounds of food in a sitting. I was trying to eat my feelings of inadequacy and self hatred. Doesn't work.  

Well I started to go to OA meetings. I did therapy. I restarted daily excessive that I quit as I got too sick during my fight with cancer. I first eliminated my binge eating and snacks.. lost forty pounds in three months. Stayed at 380 for three the, not at all a healthy weight. I realized I needed to do more.

Next I eliminated juice, soda, and other sugary drinks, including diet drinks from my diet. Over the next month dropped another 20 pounds or so. I again stopped losing weight. Again 370ish is not a healthy weight. I was complaining to my therapist about my failure to make progress losing weight after giving up so much. She said I needed a food journal. I was to track everything I ate. Actually weighing it before I ate it. I was shocked to see how bad my diet was.

I reduced the food I ate. Mt body literally went through withdrawals. My diabetic meds needed to be altered. I was so hungry. I lacked will power so I installed locks on the fridge and pantry and made sure I couldn't raid the fridge. Everyone but me was given a key over the next year I dropped 60 pounds.

My deit wasn't great but my proportions was under control. I found I could remove the locks, but I was still hovering around 300 pounds. I realized I had to change what I was eating. I started a diet I invented based on my food research I did.  

It consisted of a balanced plate concept. One protein source of 2 to 4 ounces, one fat source again limited to around 2 ounces, one carb source again limited to a few ounces, and all the low calorie veggies I could eat. Plus two small healthy snacks a day.  

Also high  glycaemic carbs like breads was restricted to special occasions plus one a day Trans fats, and  hydrogenated fats was banned outside special occasions. Artificial sweeters was banned. Fiber is added to every meal. I lost a hunger pounds in a year. I weigh and record every thing I eat and eat this deit.  

I had to change who I was. I needed to face why I ate like I did.I still go to OA meetings. I am a recovering addict. My drug of choice is food. No surgery would of fixed me. I knew this as no matter how sick I was during cancer I still stuffed my face even if I couldn't keep it down. I had to face why I ate even when the food disgusted me. Why I ate a day or two's worth of food in a sitting. Why I was punishing myself with food. Then I needed to retrain myself on how to eat, what to eat, and when to eat. It was the hardest thing I ever did. But not only am I healthier physically, but I  am happier. But this battle isn't over every day I still attack myself and want to eat. I still have to avoid all you can eat places. I carry a scale and a journal every place I go as I still want to eatore then I should. I still need to work on me.  

Cancer of the mind is worse than cancer of the body. But enough of that. This is a sex board. Sex is a good exercise. I highly recommend it as part of weight loss program. Especially is you are the one doing most of the thrusting. So go book a sex worker today. It is for your health after all. Also not only are fruits and vegetables good for you but also many of them can improve your sperm taste, or so I am told.

Ok, I don't know this for a fact, but I doubt anyone who knows him would bet against it. lol

He would have played along and feigned outrage at my "mean" words. lol

 
But actually we ALL win, I am sure Scoed appreciated your (unnecessary) defense of him, and the rest of us got a laugh.

Days that end with "Y".for example.

First, thank you for sharing. Very brave of you. Sex can also be an addiction. It is interesting is whenever I was pissed at my ex, I'd find a hooker and feel much better afterwards. After the divorce, my attitude changed. I had plenty of free sex available, but I didn't want the baggage. Sex with providers was much better, enjoyment versus 'medicating'.

 
I stress eat, and have found as I declutter my life, I don't eat as badly. I am finding I eat out of habit. Not sure about the locks, but interesting.

 
Again, thank you for sharing, helpful!

Wow! Great job, scoed. Keep up the good work. Definitely inspiring.  
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I've gained a lot of Covid-weight, being cooped up with no gym and always near the fridge and cabinets. I'm going to have to do something serious to shed the pounds and the big gut I've acquired. (I'm wearing the same size pants but I had to get a bigger belt. My WAIST is about the same, but my belly hangs over my belt like a cartoon character. Help!) Never before in my life have I done any kind of diet or needed to do any kind of diet.  
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Hormones? Could it be old  man hormone changes? What should I ask my Doc to check? Testosterone? Human Growth Hormone? AMPK? Blood sugar? .... Any suggestions?  
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Not wanting to steal your thunder, but I want to mention jelloman42 who used to post on the New York Discussion Board.  Briefly ... he was morbidly obese, around 600 pounds. He had bariatric surgery. He got down to sub-200 pounds but I don't remember the time line. He stopped posting to TER in 2016.

I needed to read this. I am a fatty

I resemble that remark! Scoed, I was curious and concerned. We talked and you satisfied me. Well, not to my liking, but to your deals...

Most of you fucking clowns aren't aware but there are some here I call brother and sister and I'll push you in front of a bullet in a heart beat if you fuck with them, lol!

Anyway, I did what I did. I called Scoed out here and personally. He was a big boy, but he's a little brother to me.  

He knows wtf i'm talking about...

It is a matter of how much you want it. If you really want to lose weight do not go at it alone. No one's will is that strong. Ask for help from everyone in your circle. And I mean everyone, you doctor, your family, your friends, your coworkers, he'll even those that don'tlike you.. Next to no one wants to be fat, so odds are there are things in you life that is putting a barrier to you losing it. I needed therapy and OA to help work on mine. I still need help, even though I am much closer to a healthy weight.

Yes, sex and porn can be addictive. I go to a mixed 12 step program sometimes. There are sex addicts there. Someone I am close with has a sex addiction. She sometimes goes with me. Addictions have common causes be it food, drugs, work or sex. This is a fact.

As for the locks, I couldn't control myself. I couldn't go cold turkey as you need food but having in my face access was a bad thing. Starts out with one bite, And a few hours later a leftover larger pizza would be gone. I had to stop myself so I did had to, to slow me down so my willpower could stop me. I am a full blown addict.

It Is a good idea to get them checked. Same with your blood sugar level. But it sounds this may be a case of extra calories plus reduced movement. Let your doctor know you want to loose your COVID-19 weight. Just know it is normal to gain a few pounds as you age. Just as long as it is within a healthy range I wouldn't worry too much..

Jelloman congratulations weight loss. No thunder lost.

...but it’s really good... even if it’s only tangentially abt sex lol

Imposter, to your question, have your physician check TSH (if high, thyroid is low), A1c and glucose for diabetes, and cholesterol (disclaimer: not medical advice advice as a Good Samaritan).

Scoed and Bp, I thank u both for sharing. I applaud your efforts also on lifestyle modification (esp the ex-fat Fukker) and Imposter you as well.

I don’t have this particular problem. I am fortunate that while i absolutely love food and overindulge I have been able to maintain a high metabolism.  

Sex addiction is pretty much my only vice (which i only acknowledged recently after marrying a Ps lol).

Good to hear you're making changes and taking charge of your life.  

I had my epiphany in 1990 and made changes, as well. The good news is that the benefits of a continuing commitment to health and fitness will pay major dividends.

It took me 14 months to go from 248 pounds and a 44  inch waist, to 160 pounds and a 31 inch waist. I then got into the gym and got hooked on working out, which continues to this day.

All my best wishes for your continued health, amigo!

Buena suerte.