Quick!  Go lick your favorite kitty before it's too late!  Now, someone go find out when it's male orgasm day

i got 3 out of her last night..looks like i am 2 ahead of you..well i think they were real..

Just for the record gentlemen...most women do not orgasm perhaps as much as you'd like...and I hate to break it to you, but you can always, I mean always tell when she does lol.

Daily is a bit tough for me as I am low volume  

True Dat !

That's right, another provider who won't see your clueless, gameless joke of an ass.  I'm beginning to think Udo and RidgeTucky pay you to post here so they'll look less repulsive by comparison.

Not to mention still challenged in reading comprehension.  Now let's see.  You've been gone for a few days until your numerous contusions have healed.  And you are back for more abuse.  Sounds like the female version of Dungy.  You should go find a room together.  Except he can't afford your new rate structure without blowing an entire six months of his government stipend.

think that would be coming from you of all of em. Oh well, such is life. Smile

if they really could...I'd be jealous

Not much...check it out  LOL

Posted By: viptaylorsteele

think that would be coming from you of all of em. Oh well, such is life. Smile

ok Mr. Tidwell. I know, but you can't 'force' something like that. A woman's body is going to do it wants to do, no different than yours, just different strokes for different folks, that's all. But when the magic is there, watch out.....lol

When Female Orgasm Day really meant something. We would gather in the parlor on Orgasm Eve and decorate the giant dildo, singing clitoris carols.  Now it’s become so commercialized - just an excuse for stores to have a big sale. I hate when people use something as natural and beautiful as sex as a way to make money.

You made a snotty, judgmental comment about my OP that showed you didn't even read or interpret it correctly (as CPA pointed out).  If you don't like the fact that I reacted to that, well, don't post like a dummy.  Then I promise not to call you one.

so stock up on the lube so you can pretend without discomfort.

it's about that time of the evening. Good night gentlemen...and no, I'm sorry, not one of you will cross my mind.

viptaylorsteele, are you being facetious? I thought the consensus of the providers was that guys could never tell if an orgasm is real.

Seems like it's just part of the evolution of a poster  LOL

Now you need to post that you're NOT going to post anymore tonight?

Posted By: viptaylorsteele

it's about that time of the evening. Good night gentlemen...and no, I'm sorry, not one of you will cross my mind.  
   
 But do have fun with your kitties....  
   
 Ciao

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here, don't blow things out of proportion and don't put words in my mouth. I was saying you were selfish in a silly way asking about when 'men's orgasm day' was....nothing more.  

How will you live with that?

http://www.theeroticreview.com/discussion_boards/viewmsg.asp?BoardID=12&SortBy=DateCreated%20desc&Search=ignore&SearchType=1&Author=viptaylorsteele&DayFrom=30&DayTo=0&MessageID=614909&frmSearch=1#614909

And yet there you are reading reviews of members that you have never met...will never meet...and claim to "not think about".

Heartbroken.....[e]

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some asshole tried that garbage...funny as hell.

Can't you tell she's hungry?

Right.  And then she posted again.  And again.  And again.  Tiresome.

And by the way, I could use a new business partner

No words in your mouth either.  Try going back and reading....very....carefully.  Also, I did not jump on you the "moment" you came back.  Just when you made one of your typically judgmental comments on what I thought was an "all in good fun" post.  But you'll always take the most negative possible interpretation of everything.  You've got to be the most thin-skinned poster in the recent history of this board.
And I did my "kitty jumping" last night.  Or so I read.
Toodles.

That there is no such word as "inexplainable."  You mean either "inexplicable" or "unexplainable."
You're welcome.

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nothing is more tiresome than reading your 'same' boring posts over and over and over and over and over and over again. But I am quite flattered that you have missed me as much as you seem to have since the 'same' few of you jump on me like white on rice...hell why not make an appnt with me then haha (yea ok)  

love me Nickypoopoo Muah.  

reach that magical place in less than 5 minutes (no joke)...but I think most women can. I have my lil friend I call Mr. Cuddles LOL (jk just made that up LOL)......he's my bud. He's only been introduced to a few gentlemen who have enjoyed watching  

Put up with u for about 15 minutes . Let me know when that package comes out .

The experiment on the 6 hours for 2500 is gone...replaced with a minimum of 3@500.

Central park , that was the two hour guided tour part of the 6 hour surrender multi pack .  Didn't hit her yet that the 1 hour is popular and the 10000000000000000000000000 girls who offer it are on to something .

anything about me, but there is a reason for a 3 hr minimum, that hasn't changed from the last few months or so since you are all checking in on me. I can't offer a hour...just not feasible for me and how I do things here. Oh and yes, I do know and can see when you do check in Thank you, again, I am flattered.

That's it , last night will never happen again , and FYI I faked it . Although u know know your a squirter , u just need the right guy xoxo.

accept anyone called "Keri" as an authority.  Besides Conan there is only The Cunning Linguist.

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Than answer is obvious to everyone but you.
1) Then don't read them.
2) If there is a certain repetitiveness to them it may be because you keep doing "the same crap over and over and over and over and over again.

has nothing to do with the word...it's in the dictionary.  

did you say something? I didn't quite hear it........perhaps you should repeat it again.  

you are saying she cannot stay away from here ....as of this posting in the past 30 days on the GD board YOU have 544 posts and she has 288 and you are trying to tell us she cannot stay away from here.

Posted By: ChgoCPA

Now you need to post that you're NOT going to post anymore tonight?  
   
 Seriously?  
   
 Tell the truth...you just can't stay away from here.  Hence all the handles that you claim to despise is all you actually do think about.  
   
 Seems like there's something truly wrong with all of this  LOL  
   

Posted By: viptaylorsteele

it's about that time of the evening. Good night gentlemen...and no, I'm sorry, not one of you will cross my mind.  
     
  But do have fun with your kitties....  
     
  Ciao  
   
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