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Quick! Go lick your favorite kitty before it's too late! Now, someone go find out when it's male orgasm day
i got 3 out of her last night..looks like i am 2 ahead of you..well i think they were real..
Just for the record gentlemen...most women do not orgasm perhaps as much as you'd like...and I hate to break it to you, but you can always, I mean always tell when she does lol.
if they really could...I'd be jealous ![]()
some asshole tried that garbage...funny as hell.
So...how would you tell members they're on ignore? Kind of tough to do if they're on ignore LOL
Need a shovel...it'll dig faster than just using your hands?
How will you live with that?
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And I hate to break it to you...most guys wouldn't know if a woman has an O...honest LOL
But since you can always tell...hey, wait you said you don't like women that way. How the fuck would you know? Oh...you know when YOU have an O...so that extrapolates to all. Again...using that broad brush!
Let's ask butterflydust...she knows how to articulate.
And Meg Ryan is disappointed in you as well LOL
True Dat !
If you could just explain to us what that looks like as that is my goal
when I pay for the hour.
That there is no such word as "inexplainable." You mean either "inexplicable" or "unexplainable."
You're welcome.
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love me Nickypoopoo
Muah.
How about you listen to Keri Hilson / Lose Control / Let Me Down (Smile)
in·ex·plain·a·ble [in-ik-spley-nuh-buhl]
adjective
not explainable; incapable of being explained; inexplicable.
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accept anyone called "Keri" as an authority. Besides Conan there is only The Cunning Linguist.
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has nothing to do with the word...it's in the dictionary.
But did you listen to her song...I bet you did!!!
Not to mention still challenged in reading comprehension. Now let's see. You've been gone for a few days until your numerous contusions have healed. And you are back for more abuse. Sounds like the female version of Dungy. You should go find a room together. Except he can't afford your new rate structure without blowing an entire six months of his government stipend.
think that would be coming from you of all of em. Oh well, such is life.
Smile
Not much...check it out LOL
You made a snotty, judgmental comment about my OP that showed you didn't even read or interpret it correctly (as CPA pointed out). If you don't like the fact that I reacted to that, well, don't post like a dummy. Then I promise not to call you one.
Seems like it's just part of the evolution of a poster LOL
Let's all pray that she ceases this insane drivel or, dare I say, become Mrs. Dungbeetle.
here, don't blow things out of proportion and don't put words in my mouth. I was saying you were selfish in a silly way asking about when 'men's orgasm day' was....nothing more.
My god, you guys need to get laid or something. Nothing was snottier than your typical rude and jumping comments to me like the others as usual. Jump Jump Jump the minute I come back on........so predictable. Come on boys, really it's kinda lame already. And ooooo what a shock..now good night. Leave it be and find another kitty to jump on, oh yea, you've done that numerous times........or so I read.
Toodles.
And yet there you are reading reviews of members that you have never met...will never meet...and claim to "not think about".
You wonder why the members here jump on your posts....they simply don't make sense.
And certainly aren't enticing as other hookers here know how to manipulate the "boys".
I guess you bought the VIP as well...otherwise how are you reading the reviews here?
My god, you guys need to get laid or something. Nothing was snottier than your typical rude and jumping comments to me like the others as usual. Jump Jump Jump the minute I come back on........so predictable. Come on boys, really it's kinda lame already. And ooooo what a shock..now good night. Leave it be and find another kitty to jump on, oh yea, you've done that numerous times........or so I read.
Toodles.
No words in your mouth either. Try going back and reading....very....carefully. Also, I did not jump on you the "moment" you came back. Just when you made one of your typically judgmental comments on what I thought was an "all in good fun" post. But you'll always take the most negative possible interpretation of everything. You've got to be the most thin-skinned poster in the recent history of this board.
And I did my "kitty jumping" last night. Or so I read.
Toodles.
so stock up on the lube so you can pretend without discomfort.
viptaylorsteele, are you being facetious? I thought the consensus of the providers was that guys could never tell if an orgasm is real.
Daily is a bit tough for me as I am low volume
It all worked out though.
When Female Orgasm Day really meant something. We would gather in the parlor on Orgasm Eve and decorate the giant dildo, singing clitoris carols. Now it’s become so commercialized - just an excuse for stores to have a big sale. I hate when people use something as natural and beautiful as sex as a way to make money.
And by the way, I could use a new business partner ![]()

it's about that time of the evening. Good night gentlemen...and no, I'm sorry, not one of you will cross my mind.
But do have fun with your kitties....
Ciao
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Now you need to post that you're NOT going to post anymore tonight?
Seriously?
Tell the truth...you just can't stay away from here. Hence all the handles that you claim to despise is all you actually do think about.
Seems like there's something truly wrong with all of this LOL
But do have fun with your kitties....
Ciao
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Can't you tell she's hungry?
Right. And then she posted again. And again. And again. Tiresome.
nothing is more tiresome than reading your 'same' boring posts over and over and over and over and over and over again. But I am quite flattered that you have missed me as much as you seem to have since the 'same' few of you jump on me like white on rice...hell why not make an appnt with me then haha (yea ok)
It is quite unfortunate you seem to have not grown out of your lil boy ways and still acquire that delusional capacity of bashing every living and breathing being on these boards for the few days I was gone. I have a splendid idea, perhaps you can have a civil conversation with some of them, well I know, not me, that's not necessary but at least a few others for their sakes and yours.
It may feel good in your bellies for a change..........why don't you give a shot...for me? Awww thank you
Put up with u for about 15 minutes . Let me know when that package comes out .
The experiment on the 6 hours for 2500 is gone...replaced with a minimum of 3@500.
Should be only a few more weeks and that 15 minute for $ 75 is available LOL
Unless of course the lungman hits the lottery...then all bets are off
Central park , that was the two hour guided tour part of the 6 hour surrender multi pack . Didn't hit her yet that the 1 hour is popular and the 10000000000000000000000000 girls who offer it are on to something .
anything about me, but there is a reason for a 3 hr minimum, that hasn't changed from the last few months or so since you are all checking in on me. I can't offer a hour...just not feasible for me and how I do things here. Oh and yes, I do know and can see when you do check in
Thank you, again, I am flattered.
Anyhow, I'm sorry to inform you tho BIB, a 15 minute will never be on my portfolio, never has and never will. You'll have to hit up your ATF for that one.
Now that is some quality time with someone.
That's it , last night will never happen again , and FYI I faked it . Although u know know your a squirter , u just need the right guy xoxo.
Am I your atf , please say I am . I feel like a groupie and your my rock star .
Now that is some quality time with someone.
Than answer is obvious to everyone but you.
1) Then don't read them.
2) If there is a certain repetitiveness to them it may be because you keep doing "the same crap over and over and over and over and over again.
did you say something? I didn't quite hear it........perhaps you should repeat it again.
Oh wait, I'm sure you will.
Pucker up lollipop.
Seriously?
Tell the truth...you just can't stay away from here. Hence all the handles that you claim to despise is all you actually do think about.
Seems like there's something truly wrong with all of this LOL
But do have fun with your kitties....
Ciao
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you are saying she cannot stay away from here ....as of this posting in the past 30 days on the GD board YOU have 544 posts and she has 288 and you are trying to tell us she cannot stay away from here.
SERIOUSLY ? ? ?
Seriously?
Tell the truth...you just can't stay away from here. Hence all the handles that you claim to despise is all you actually do think about.
Seems like there's something truly wrong with all of this LOL
But do have fun with your kitties....
Ciao
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