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mrfisher 115 Reviews 1513 reads
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1 / 13

I just watched a video which stated that in an ancient dialect spoken in Lincolnshire England:

 
A pimp, plus a dik, equals a bumfit.

 
It isn't exactly what you might think.  pimp is the word for the number 5, dik is the word for ten, and bumfit is, of course, 15.

(This math is based upon base 20, by the way.)

 
You have to admit that there's a certain poetry and irony to this.

 
(And yes, I do have way too much time on my hands, thank you for pointing that out.)

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 85 reads
posted
2 / 13

If you said a pimp and a dik were anything other than a bumfit, then you would be a dumbfuck.  Lol

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inicky46 61 Reviews 121 reads
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3 / 13
Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 102 reads
posted
4 / 13

Are Fuckton and Shitload real weights and measures mrfisher?

 

And if given the choice, would you want a Fuckton of pussy or a shitload of pussy?!

 

 
Respectfully brother Twoon

-- Modified on 1/10/2021 7:07:06 PM

36363jensen 4 Reviews 88 reads
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5 / 13

While the terms certainly had both the poetry and irony you mention I'm also curious about the base 20 number system. I'm guessing they never wore shoes or something.

 
But would be interested in wasting some of my idle time.

mrfisher 115 Reviews 86 reads
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6 / 13
trex44 9 Reviews 99 reads
posted
7 / 13

...and don't forget that in the EU, it's a METRIC Fuckton! ;)

36363jensen 4 Reviews 92 reads
posted
8 / 13

Did he really end that with "I find that as I get older I immature with age."? Seems very possible.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 91 reads
posted
9 / 13

I would want a fuckton of pussy, but a shitload of ASS.  Lol

mrfisher 115 Reviews 90 reads
posted
10 / 13

as it gives me permission to follow suit.

coeur-de-lion 400 Reviews 112 reads
posted
11 / 13

that know me will attest to this, to the old notion that just because you get older doesn't mean you have to grow up.  My girlfriend told me recently that I'm just a big kid, and I added, "Yes, but with an adult-sized dick, so you're getting the best of both worlds . . . . . the kid that loves to play, and the adult that loves to play with pussy."   Lol

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36363jensen 4 Reviews 111 reads
posted
12 / 13

What can be said. Young minds think alike -- or should that be immature minds....childlike minds? lol

WICardinalfan 98 reads
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13 / 13

First thing came to mind were the Three Stooges and Pig Latin.

I wonder what "CIM" would sound like in Pig Latin?  

Umcay inyay my outhmay?

After that I got nothing.

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