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Twoontuesday 11 Reviews 103 reads
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Are Fuckton and Shitload real weights and measures mrfisher?

 

And if given the choice, would you want a Fuckton of pussy or a shitload of pussy?!

 

 
Respectfully brother Twoon

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mrfisher1513 reads

I just watched a video which stated that in an ancient dialect spoken in Lincolnshire England:

 
A pimp, plus a dik, equals a bumfit.

 
It isn't exactly what you might think.  pimp is the word for the number 5, dik is the word for ten, and bumfit is, of course, 15.

(This math is based upon base 20, by the way.)

 
You have to admit that there's a certain poetry and irony to this.

 
(And yes, I do have way too much time on my hands, thank you for pointing that out.)

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coeur-de-lion85 reads

If you said a pimp and a dik were anything other than a bumfit, then you would be a dumbfuck.  Lol

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Twoontuesday104 reads

Are Fuckton and Shitload real weights and measures mrfisher?

 

And if given the choice, would you want a Fuckton of pussy or a shitload of pussy?!

 

 
Respectfully brother Twoon

-- Modified on 1/10/2021 7:07:06 PM

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trex4499 reads

...and don't forget that in the EU, it's a METRIC Fuckton! ;)

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coeur-de-lion91 reads

I would want a fuckton of pussy, but a shitload of ASS.  Lol

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36363jensen88 reads

While the terms certainly had both the poetry and irony you mention I'm also curious about the base 20 number system. I'm guessing they never wore shoes or something.

 
But would be interested in wasting some of my idle time.

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mrfisher87 reads

Related Link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oev332D0K0I

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36363jensen92 reads

Did he really end that with "I find that as I get older I immature with age."? Seems very possible.

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mrfisher90 reads

as it gives me permission to follow suit.

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36363jensen111 reads

What can be said. Young minds think alike -- or should that be immature minds....childlike minds? lol

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coeur-de-lion113 reads

that know me will attest to this, to the old notion that just because you get older doesn't mean you have to grow up.  My girlfriend told me recently that I'm just a big kid, and I added, "Yes, but with an adult-sized dick, so you're getting the best of both worlds . . . . . the kid that loves to play, and the adult that loves to play with pussy."   Lol

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WICardinalfan98 reads

First thing came to mind were the Three Stooges and Pig Latin.

I wonder what "CIM" would sound like in Pig Latin?  

Umcay inyay my outhmay?

After that I got nothing.

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