How would you react if the provider farted during the session?
Happened to me once (about a year ago). We both had a good chuckle... after a short moment (without pause in ongoing activities ;-

if a dude can't understand it happens every now and then he's an unrealistic snob LOL

...it's about equal.

I also never fart Women don't fart!  You must have been hearing things!  :-p

...if they couldn't bitch, they'd explode!

..don't tell anyone anything ok?

Women are perfect creatures who would never dare do such disgusting things as fart, belch, sweat, piss, or shit.  We don't bitch, we "express our feelings" in order to be such lovely creature who would never do such disgusting things!

Really stinky?  Okay which 1 of u girls was it?  Damn chilli dogs, some girls just can't get enough beef! !!!!!!

they don't have assholes so they can't fart. Oh wait. Barbie doesn't have a  pussy. Never mind. I'd think as long as I'm having a fun time I'd just laugh it off.  

Posted By: sm47777

How would you react if the provider farted during the session?  
 Happened to me once (about a year ago). We both had a good chuckle... after a short moment (without pause in ongoing activities  
 

I just pretended I didn't hear anything.

Do you know how to wipe your ass or are you going to pose a question about how?

I was in a session with a gorgeous high-end provider who was taking good care of me.  

What about those who are Greek-friendly

Lighten up dude, this is called entertainment.
I thought it was funny!!

and says, "have at it", I don't have one